Dave Gardiner

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  • Data registrazione: November 2005
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S.S.D.D
The one certanty of life....... death...... or was it taxes.....hmmmmmm
Disce quasi semper victurus; vive quasi cras moriturus
music
Slipknot, Evanesance, system of a down, His Infernal Majesty, led zeppelin, korn, blink 182, sum 41 , Metallica, rammstien, within temptation, story of the year, The offspring, Kreator, Queen, Van Halen, raunchy, mnemic, edguy, re:actor, Kataklysm, in flames, Disturbed, Otep, puddle of mudd, placebo, The Rasmus, Fightstar, Funeral for a friend, Chimaira, Machinehead, Tenacious D, Enter shikari, Cascada, Shiny Toy Guns, Trashfashion, Mindless Self Indulgence, Job For A Cowboy, The Used, From First To Last, Infected Mushroom, Hadouken!, Newton Faulkner, Papa Roach....... and the list goes on and on and on. Basicly i like everything
Films
Donnie Darko, Matrix trilogy, Dreamcatcher, American HistoryX
Sports
Rugby, Emo Hunting lol =D
Favorite sayings
S.S.D.D, Kiss my bender you fuckin asshole, cram it up your ass, jesus-christ-fried-bannanas, eat shit and die asswipe, Doodly fuck, go suck a fuck, u fuckin fucknut, Fuck you u fucking fuck, fuck-a-doodle-do, Disce quasi semper victurus; vive quasi cras moriturus and of course FUDGEMONKEYS!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
Happiest When
when im at gigs, out with my mates, in the pub or basicly anything that means im not in ACT or at home
Things I Love
Cake, Chocolate, Cookies, Very loud music of my choice, my M8s

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  • Real Friends Dude

    Real Friends <3
    FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
    REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

    FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
    REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents mum and dad or aunty and uncle.

    FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
    REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... when we doing it again?!"

    FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never see you cry.
    REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

    FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
    REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

    FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
    REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

    FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
    REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

    FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
    REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

    FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for a while.
    REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

    FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
    REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste!" ... but will always take care of you.

    FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
    REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the shit right out of them.

    FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would ignore this and pretend it's not true.
    REAL FRIENDS: Will add this to their blog the minute they read it

    1 commento 840 giorni

  • isnt it funny

    Isnt it funny that when you go to the shops with your friends you look down at the girl with black jeans and studs but smile at the girl wearing a a mini with a tshirt that barely cover anything?

    Isnt it funny you can change your music taste to impress a guy but when it comes to a girl who likes her own music and her own style, you give her a mouthful?

    Isnt it funny that a guy can get away with being a gangsta but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone

    - Are you laughing?

    Isnt it funny an emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more shit from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity?

    Isnt it funny that you dont mind your friends drinking, smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts?

    - Im not laughing

    Its so funny that you and your friends can make a girls life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting.

    Isnt it funny that you can call emos, punks, goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart.

    How can you call a girl a poser, how can you say "you're emo" or "attention seeker" without spending a second trying to figure out why there are cuts on her wrists and why she spends her lunchtimes crying instead of laughing with her friends

    - Keep on laughing

    Isnt it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this persons life

    without knowing her situation with her friends

    or her family

    or her Life

    Brave isnt going up on stage and stripping

    Brave is not saying a speech

    Or dumping your boyfriend

    Brave is

    Going to school on mufti day and not for a second caring what the whores around you are saying about your clothes

    Its listening to your own music and being proud of it

    Its going through every day with the things people say to your face and behind your back and you still keep quiet

    Its knowing what your "friends" are saying about you and still calling them your friends

    Brave is knowing that tomorrow isnt a bright and happy future

    Its another day of bitching and dodging rumours

    4 commenti 1202 giorni

  • FUCK

    ARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK

    1 commento 1324 giorni

chiudi Chinese Zodiac Horoscope

December 1, 2009 - Peaceful love affairs in perspective. Don't scatter your energy, concentrate your efforts on precise objectives. You'll have several opportunities to improve your material situation; you can carry out fruitful transactions, and you'll also be in a position to obtain a substantial pay raise. Try to be more thoughtful.
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chiudi Which species of Pure Blood VAMPYRE are you?

Which species of Pure Blood VAMPYRE are you?

My result is: Velocian

The Velocian have mastered skills such as telekineses and teleportation and masqueade, making them excellent assassins. Often hired to dispose mortal, vampyre or daemon, the Velocian aren't worried as long as they get what they want out if it. What insight the Velocian have is unknown, unsure if they are aware of the struggles of the Vampyre Nation, or just enjoying the ride. They are a powerful ally or adversary and feared for good reason; they are determined, driven, and always seek to better themselves.
More quizzes:
Demon, Angel, Human
how random are you?
What is your usual mood????
Who is your Disney Prince? (girlz only)
Which Avril Lavigne song is you?
What Type Of Guy Are You
are you pretty or darn right ugly?
Try On the Hogwarts Sorting Hat.
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chiudi Which Character R U From The Dark Knight

Which Character R U From The Dark Knight

My result is: The Batman

You are a vigilant good guy who isnt afraid of a challange and will stop at nothing. You like to keep yourself a mystery because you have no desire for fame and fortune. You are very noble in the way you want knowone to get hurt especially the people you love that is another reason for keeping you're identity secret. You have one rule to what you do which is not to kill another. You eventually break this rule and become the hero that people need you to be not what they want you to be.
More quizzes:
how random are you?
What is your usual mood????
Who is your Disney Prince? (girlz only)
Which Avril Lavigne song is you?
What Type Of Guy Are You
are you pretty or darn right ugly?
Try On the Hogwarts Sorting Hat.
wat will ur next boyfriends nmae start with
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chiudi Your Birthday

25 May
Lucky Color:Mustard
Personality Strengths:Focus, Talent
Personality Weakness(es):Impatience
Successful Career Path:Fashion
Sense of Humor Style:Raunchy
Adjectives to Describe You:powerful, courageous
Description:
Mature and understanding - you are the wise person of the group. Cautiously optimistic by nature, you have a better and more balanced perspective on things are you as compared to the people you associate with - everyone turns to you for advice, as they should!

What does your birthday mean?
Who shares your birthday?

chiudi What Type of Bud Are You?

What Type of Bud Are You?

My result is: G-13

You are G-13! You are known to be one of the strongest strains of marijuana! G-13 is now commonly considered an urban legend referring to no particular strain of Cannabis; as the true genetic G-13 strain may no longer exist, but the urban legend lingers, obscuring any real truth that may reside.

chiudi Your Zodiac Profile

chiudi How Sexy Is Your Name?

Dave
Your Name Is Pretty Sexy! :)

Your name scored 106 in the How Sexy Is Your Name Test

Click here to find out How Sexy Is Your Name?

chiudi How Long Can You Last In Bed?

How Long Can You Last In Bed?

Over 60 minutes

Damn...you really know how to work it and keep the heat up for a long time. You probably experiment and tease a lot. Your partner thinks you're a kinky bitch and loves doing it with you. You keep it coming and know how to make it fun. You really know how to pull an all-nighter and make it extra special. You get the caressing, teasing, and experimenting in all in night. It makes you even more irresistible and the sex even more intimate.

chiudi What Is Your Partying Personality?

That Guy

Nobody knows who invited you to the party, or if you even were invited. But, you are here now, and you are drinking the beer, trying to hook up with someone, and generally being sketchy. We have to respect you for being that guy.

chiudi Are You a Moron?

Street Smart

You aren't smart in the traditional way. You're smart for things that can't be read in books. You're a good friend to have when the going is tough, and an essential friend in essential matters. Don't let anyone call you a moron!

chiudi My Chinese Zodiac

My Chinese Zodiac
Monkey: 1944, 1956, 1968, 1980, 1992, 2004, 2016

Characteristics: People born in the year of Monkey are intelligent and witty; They are very popular because of their remarkable nature and magnetic personality; Monkey people are versatile and extraordinary inventive, they can easily solve most of tough problems, and they can success in almost any fields; Sometimes, Monkey people are opportunist and they distrust other people.

Best Career: good in any field.

Marriage: most compatible with Dragon and Rat people but not compatible with Tiger and Pig people.

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chiudi Are You an Alcoholic?

Recreational Drinker

You aren't an alcoholic; you just like to drink. You really like drinking. It's a hobby! Having hobbies is healthy. Life shouldn't be all work. Raise a glass to yourself, and enjoy another drink!

chiudi Vampires

Dave is a Ice Vampire
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  • luv Katie

    oi oi
    smelly hehe
    i miss yho tons like :(
    you ok ?

    w/b xx

    12 settimane fa
  • Daniel Cox
    Daniel Cox

    yeah i know :(

    19 settimane fa
  • Daniel Cox
    Daniel Cox

    Yeahh same as me lyk its shit these days haha

    19 settimane fa
  • Daniel Cox
    Daniel Cox

    whats up dude

    20 settimane fa
  • luv Katie

    loooooooveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
     eee


    4 u !!!!!!



    XxX

    22 settimane fa
  • luv Katie

    i found u ! :P

    u ok hun ?

    haha i miss stroking ut beard while u think lmao :P
    have a luv

    25 settimane fa
  • Anya J
    luv Anya J

    nahhh
    had my hair trimmed so its like a bob noweee
    happy birthday 4 u
    wen was it??
    i finished skwl!!!!!!!!!!!
    xxxxxxx

    26 settimane fa
  • Anya J
    luv Anya J

    hiya bbe
    yea im good ta
    u?
    :D
    xxxxx

    26 settimane fa
  • MissWest
    luv MissWest

    heya huni :)
    wah u up too ????
    wb
    westy :D
    xxx

    33 settimane fa
  • V.A.M.L
    luv V.A.M.L

    Heya babe :D

    xx

    33 settimane fa
  • Laura Jones
    luv Laura Jones

    Thanks bbe x

    34 settimane fa via Cellulare
  • Laura Jones
    luv Laura Jones

    Here u go hun x :-D

    34 settimane fa via Cellulare
  • Sophia Rossetti
    luv Sophia Rossetti

    I love you David Gardiner!
    xx

    35 settimane fa
  • MissWest
    MissWest

    heya baby wuu2???
    wb
    becca
    xxxxxxxxx

    36 settimane fa
  • Zoee
    Zoee

    woooohhooo :L :L
    xx

    36 settimane fa
  • Zoee
    luv Zoee

    ahhaa, okaaaaaaaaayyy (:
    have some lovee
    x

    36 settimane fa
  • MissWest
    luv MissWest

    heya hunni :)
    hows it goin?
    its been way tooo long :s
    we need to meet up soon caz iz miss youuu:(
    wb when you get a chance.........
    westie
    xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    36 settimane fa