Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.

Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates. Who would you vote for?

Candidate A.
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist. He’s had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B.
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C.
He is a decorated war hero. He’s a vegetarian, doesn’t smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

Which of these candidates would be our choice?

Decide first … no peeking, then scroll down for the response.
Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: If you said - YES, you just killed Beethoven.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember:

Amateurs…built the Ark.

Professionals…built the Titantic!

Jane climbing out the window to get my ball and then realising the window as to high to get back up - so she was stuck and the librarian freaking out and calling Mr Davis while we ran away

Ms Wood (year 12 maths) - "Centrepoint"
and falling off her chair

Jane and Eddie - happy couple

Scott driving jane on the motorbike showing off and crashing into the fence

Alex choking on a button in BP

Ms Wareham stealing our disgusting expired chocolate off us we were daring people to eat - and then eating it, thinking it was a good punishment in PE

Sarah choking on something in the car and having to pull over on piha rd - Jaz sitting there laughing and sarah s doing the HEIN- something manouvre

Me sprinting to change the song and tripping over the volleyball net snapping the rope in half

The Epic bus steps

Standing by Lion Rock yelling -JAAZ AND JAAAZ Where are you!! - when they werent on Lion Rock and doing the Jellyfish, jellyfish, jellyfish OH

Dino Boys cool Dinosaur he built one piece at a time

Me at stage challenge...- apparantly

Maori Tribal Wars - i had my own tribe by myself

Omaha - Dan tryna fix my top in the water haha embarassing

"haha people always fall down that hill ae"...2 mins later (Crrrrrrrr *scraping of shoes sound*, BOOF) ..."HAHAHA weiiiird"

Trying on dresses for the Ball in PE period - "is that the dress on the floor" - shopkeeper when alex was getting changed

On the way home, Costello stalled at the lights,
No way is she driving anymore nights.
The sign at the lodge reads No Dogs Allowed
Costello kicks Casey out and she ran like a hound.
Before all this Berney ate a big meal,
She came back to camp to seal the deal.

The boys walk half naked past the window,
Berney jumps up and says Hi! Hello!
As Berney talks to them, she almost chokes,
She sneaks out at night...............
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JUST JOKES.

Nothing really happened on day 4,
The game against Plymouth was a bit of a bore.
The end result was a bit of a shame,
But we looked cool and they looked lame!
Don't feel down sad and blue,
On the field, omgsh! Yes, Bird flew!

We speed on the go karts around the lodge,
The old women next door is a dirty old dodge.
Erin flips out onto the road,
The poor ol' car couldn't handle the load.
We speed round the corner and over the fence,
The old bag next door is getting pretty tense.
"No need for photo's" She said,
"At the speeds your going, you'll end up dead,
Can't you see the damage they've made,
Don't come near, they conretes been laid".
"Shutup!" We say, and speed on our way.

At the RSA, Nicole is disgraced,
As she spat spit water all over our face.
On the way home we relised too late,
That we had left Brooke behind, waiting at the gate.
We had been distracted by Ellens guitar,
Wheres Brooke?! Screamed Birdie, the whole van exclaimed "Oh FAR!"

Today we played Waimea at their school,
We had to say "Westlake and Waimea rule!".
Because we're bottom 16, we didn't play,
Our game was cancelled because Nelson's gay.
Epsom were looking more muscular than normal,
As we watched the final looking all formal.
The teams slipped and slid all in the mud,
Nelson's weather sure is CRUD!
Westlakes in Nelson having a feed,
Whilst Epsoms at home in need of some weed.

We are on the aricraft playing eye-spy,
We let it hang out by undoing our fly.
By that we mean fat, OMGSH? Who just shat?!
The air hostess tries to hide her pain,
As the disgusting smell moves up like a chain.

We've landed in Auckland, our home town,
Not our fault Dio was down.
Sitting, waiting, wishing in front of the telly,
Tash's luggage was sent to Welly.
We thought some more were lost, Maybe a few,
But nope. They all came right back to you.
Whilst everyone has their bags,
Tash will always remember the memories we had.
With all the hard work the parents have done,
Cleaning our strips must've been fun!

So we take this opportunity to thank Mark for all of his help,
Even for the embarrassment Erin has felt.
For his dedication and time, every bit,
Even when he's singing metro stations "Shake It"
And without Mark, We would not be here,
So let us applaued with a roaring CHEER!!

And who could forget about Krystina Costello?
Even when she's stalling the mitsubishi Pajero.
The team wouldn't have the laughs if it weren't for her,
Of course Westlakes coaches are great Ah DUR!
For all the tricks and skills that we have been taught,
We put them into action on the field as we faught.

And to Belinda, our own Nederlands chick,
After every game, physio to press out every bad click.
If it weren't for her we would all be sore,
And she coached Tash's intermediate netball, team 4.

So we really wanna say a massive big thank you,
For all your work and everything you do.

And all of these memories will be treasured forever,
Dam our teams good because this poem is clever!


Westlakes Prem Team 08 Nationals =)