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a girls. frist tym lols.
It's your first time.

As you lie back, your

muscles tighten. You put him

off for a while searching for an excuse, but he

refuses to be swayed as he

approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you

shake your head bravely.

He has had more experience, but it's the first

time his finger has found

the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver

your body tenses but

he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks

deeply within your eyes

and tells you to trust him - he's done this many

times before. His cool

smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him

more room for an easy

entrance.You begin to plead and beg him to hurry,

but he slowly takes his

time, wanting to cause you as little pain as

possible. As he presses

closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give

way, pain surges throughout

your body and you feel the slight trickle of

blood as he continues. He

looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too

painful. Your eyes are

filled with tears but you shake your head and nod

for him to go on. He

begins going in and out with skill but you are

now too numb to feel him

within you. After a few moments, you feel

something bursting within you and

he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to

have it over. He looks

at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a

chuckle that you have been

his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.

You smile and thank your

dentist. After all, it was your first time to have

a tooth pulled.

Naughty!

What were you thinkin?

U BIG FREAKKK!!!!!!
I know what you were thinking!!

Pick the month (number) you were born in:
1-----I fell in love with
2-----I ate
3-----I smacked
4-----I sang to
5-----I gave my number to
6-----I murdered
7-----I shot
8-----I gave a lap dance to
9-----I choked on
10----I bitched out
11----I had sex with
12----I humped


Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1--------A homeless guy
2--------your mom
3--------a banana
4--------a fork
5--------a Mexican
6--------a gangster
7--------a hooker
8--------an ipod
9--------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------a goat
11-------my dog
12-------a ninja
13-------the computer
14-------my neighbor
15-------a football player
16-------myself
17-------a Jones soda
18-------a llama
19-------a pickle
20-------a stuffed animal
21-------a permanent marker
22-------my dad
23-------a condom
24-------my psychiatrist
25-------a policeman
26-------my brother
27-------my sister
28-------a baseball bat
29-------a DVD player
30-------a paperclip
31-------my cell phone

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White-------Because I was high.
Black-------Because I was drunk.
Pink--------Because I'm NOT homosexual.
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green-------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because I'm naked.
Gray--------Because that's how I roll.
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange------Because I hate my family.
Other-------Because that's how I roll