[Chorus]
Is it worth it, let me work it
I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it
It's (I put thing down, flip and reverse it)*Backwards 2x*
If you got a big [elephant], let me search it
To find out how hard I gotta work ya
It's (I put thing down, flip and reverse it)*Backwards 2x*

[Verse 1]
I'd like to get to know YA, so I can show YA
Put the pussy on YA, like I told YA
Gimme all your numbers so I can phone YA
Your girl acting stank than call me oVA
Not on the bed, lay me on your sofa
Call before you come, I need to shave my chocha
You do or you don't or you will or you won't cha
Go downtown and eat it like a vulcha
See my hips and my tips don't cha
See my ass and my lips don't cha
Lost a few pounds in my whiffs for ya
This the kinda beat that go bha ta ta
Ra ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta
Sex me so good I say blah blah blah
Work it, I need a glass of wata
Boy oh boy its good to know ya

[repeat chorus]

[verse 2]
If you're a fly gyal, then get your nails done
Get a pedicure, get your hurrr did
Boy lift it up, lets make a toasta
Lets get drunk, its gon bring us closa
Don't I look like a HalleBerry posta?
See dem Belvedere playin tricks on ya
Girlfriend wanna be like me neva
You won't find a bitch that's even betta
I make it hot as Las Vegas weatha
Listen up close while I take you backwards
(Watch the way Missy like to take it backwards)*Backwards*
I'm not a prostitute but I can give you whatchu want
I love your braids and your mouth full of fonts
Love the way my ass bump bump bump bump bump bump
Keep your eyes on my bump bump bump bump bump
And think you can handle this ga-dunk ga-dunk dunk
Take my thong off and my ass go boom
Cut the lights off so you see what I can do

[repeat chorus]

[verse 3]
Boys, boys, all type of boys
Black, white, Puerto Rican, Chinese boys
???? thanga thang, ???? thanga thang
Girls, girls, get that cash
If its not a foul shakin that ass
Ain't no shame ladies, do your thang
Just make sure you ahead of tha game

Just cuz I got a lot of fame supa
Prince couldn't get me change my name howpa
Kunta Kinte, enslave a game, no se
Picture black sayin oh yesa massa
Picture Lil' Kim dating a pastor
Minute man big red can outlast ya
Who is the best, I don't have to ask ya
When I come out, you won't even matta
Why you act dumb like ughhh, duh
So you act dumb like ughhh, duh
And the drummer boy go pa rum pum pum pum
Give ya some some, some of this in a bun

[repeat chorus]

1. Full Name:
Patrick Joseph Nicolas Hanlon

2. Nicknames:
Padjo, Paddy, P.Diddy, Padz, Padzorz, Period Head

3. Birthday:
November 14th

4. Place of Birth:
Drogheda

5. Zodiac Sign:
Scorpio

6. Male or Female:
Male (hermaphrodite, really)

7. Grade:
1st yr uni

8. University:
DCU

9. Occupation:
Subway, mellview crew!

10. Residence:
Glasnevin/ Drogheda/ Under the Water /

11. MSN Screen Name:
Um...Paddy? sometimes 'sanitary pad '

__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Color:
brownie
13. Hair Length:
in betweeny
14. Eye Colour:
Brown&green
15. Weight:
10stone i think..
16. Height:
5ft 11
17. Braces?:
never!
19. Piercings:
None
20. Tattoos:
not yet
21. Righty or Lefty:
Right

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend:
KATE!!
23. First Award:
Termonfeckin Credit Union art award (haw ladz)
24. First Sport You Joined:
swimming/gaelic
25. First pet:
'Fish' the fish
26. First Real Vacation:
Wales
27. First Concert:
Aladdin on Ice!! Best night ever...
28. First Love:
Myself of course

___ Favorites___

29. Movie:
The list is endless.... prob kill bill!
30. TV programme:
ANTM, project runway, ugly betty, housewives, everythin on E!
31. Color:
Blue bebeh!
32. Rapper:
Ehh.....none!
33. Dj:
Hmm....dunno...
34. Song Right Now:
Bloody Motherfucking Asshole - Martha Wainwright
35. Friends:
My 6th yr buddies! The P Bench!
36. Sweet:
Don't like sweets
37. Sport to Play:
Basketball
38. Restuarant:
Borzalino, Captain America, TGIF
39. Favorite brand:
Dsquared2, D&G, Westwood, Burberry prorsum
40. Store:
Topman/ H&M/ Pull+Bear/ River Island
41. School Subject:
Art, Irish and Business
42. Animal:
Dog/giraffe/leopard
43. Book:
'The Curious Incident Of The Dog In The Night-time' -Mark Haddon
44. Magazine:
POP, i-D, Dazed&Confused
45. Shoes:
Converse..DC's

___Currently___

46. Feeling:
swamped wit work!
47. Single or Taken?
SINNNGLEEE
49. Eating:
Nowt
50. Drinking:
nowt
51. Typing:
This..
52. Online?:
yup
53. Listening To:
cars beep their fucking horns outside my apartment!
54. Thinking About:
clothes
55. Wanting To:
Go buy myself things!
56. Watching:
project runway ^_^
57. Wearing:
Sweats, Hoodie, tshirt

___Your Future___

58. Want Kids?:
Dunno
59. Want to be Married?
Nope, but want the benefits of married couples
60. Careers in Mind:
Fashion journalism
61. Where do you want to live:
New York / London / Paris
62. Car:
My bebeh - blue toyota corolla

__Which is Better With The Opposite/Same Sex___

63. Hair color:
Sucker for blondes...
64. Hair length:
same as above
65. Eye color:
bright blue...yumm
66. Measurments:
not fat
67. Cute or Sexy:
cute
68: Eyes or lips:
eyes
69. Hugs or Kisses:
kisses
70. Short or Tall:
shorter or same height
71. Easygoing or serious:
both at different times
72. Romantic or Spontaneous:
romantic
73. Fatty or Skinny:
skinny minny
74. Sensitive or Loud:
in betweeny
75. Hook-up or relationship:
Relationship
76. Sweet or Caring:
caring
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant:
hesitant but not boring





___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger:
yup
79. Had Alcohol:
Yup lots!
80. Smoked:
Unforch
81. Ran Away From Home:
Nope
82. Broken a bone:
Never
83. Got an X-ray:
Never
84. Been with someone:
yeah
85. Had a Broken Heart:
Yups
86. Proposed Marriage:
No!
87. Cried When Someone Died:
Lots =[
88. Cried At School:
Yup when i was liddle

___Do You Believe In__

89. God:
Nope
90. Miracles:
sometimes
91. Love At First sight:
No way
92. Ghosts:
sometimes
93. Aliens:
A bit.... bit sceptical but we can't be alone like..
94. Soul Mates:
Kinda
95. Heaven:
Not sure
96. Hell:
No
97. Angels:
Yes
98. Kissing on The First Date:
HULL yes!
99. Horoscopes:
some of them..
100. Fate:
Definitely!

-Pat d baker
-Wild Wild West Sauce
-AWW FUUUUUUHK
-Have you any toilets in here?
-tree cheeiz
-ACKSHILLY quite dark u know
-chuclit pawteee in urfff
-eat some feeengs....
-yeah thats opening next fri (4 months later...)
-wha da FAWWWK IS ZEEZ??
-just have FANNY written on my arm..
-6 foot healthy indian please
-some letterses/cabbage/green/leaves/sal
 lih
-Team M or Team C
-Trips to Balbriggan
-DATS A FILIM!!
-dnt be afeared of it
-I haven't even been in room D......YET
-tenks meelian
-mahh'in
-walkin around like im in love like.... cause I am...
-I like cardboard and crisps... she likes cleaning tylihs...

-west end sauce
-DAD!! DAD!! -> STORM!! NOW!!
-pissin in Colpe Cross..
-dje know a show called NOTHING TO DECLARE
-NAHHHCODDIKKKS




- OOO I CANT WALK ON D NOBBLEY BITS
- Fanny o'fiddle
-theres LICK in my hair
-peggy babcock
-LAURA THEYRE BRINGING US TO THE GEORGE WOOOOOO WOOOO
-€4 for blaxi


- Sunny Side Up
- They're BFF's but one F wants to F the other one...
- you and your FUCKING LENT
- she got to half-base with him
- smella SWEAH
- strictly dickly
- HANDY ANDY HOTPANTS
- PADS are for FANNIES
- yeah well maybe ill shove u in a fanny
- Proberin drink milk with their dinners
- MICKEY MOUSE
- (meryl) Streeps of bacon
- WING CHUNG
- his memory DICK was inside the PeeCeee
(think about it)

- did ya tink it was PERIOD?
- Ma gheddo GOSPEL
- Halo...(halo)....HAAAAAAYYYLLOOOOO