1. Pass blank pieces of folded paper to confuse your teachers when they catch you "passing notes."
2. In history class, stand up and say, "Actually, that"s not true at all." Then make up your own version, involving purple dragons
3. Start chewing gum really loudly. When the teacher tells you not to, say it"s "against your religion"
4. If your teacher is bald, say to him "Excuse me sir, could you please put on a hat, the light reflecting off of your head is blinding me!"
6. Ask personal questions about their love lives. Esp. if they"re single
7. Always raise your hand for every question, then, when called on reply with something like "Sorry, I lost my train of thought."
8. Come into class VERY late and explain that you were beating up somebody who thought [your teacher"s name] wasn"t the best teacher in the world.
9. Complain about what bad gas you have.
11. Sit in the front desk, where your teacher can see you. Then, just start scribbling in a notebook. When your teacher asks you, "What are you doing?" Reply with this, "I"m drawing. Shouldn"t you be teaching instead of looking at what I"m doing?"
13. Wear a long black cape to class (with a large hood). During class, pull the hood over your head and sit very, very still
14. If you get a bad grade on a test, challenge your teacher to a duel.
15. stare out the window. "Starlight, star bright..."
16. Zone out entirely. Claim you were paying attention the whole time. If the teacher asks what they just said, invent a wild story involving glue and conspiracy theories.
18. cry out - "i thought you said i was special, better than everyone else, that what you said" - when being punished,
19. if he asks how was your week-end, response: you don"t want to know,
big grin on your face or laughing in a manic way and scratch yourself with your armor rings
20. wear black make-up and talk with someone. speak only few words loud like cemetary, corpse, experiments.. and when he comes near you say: psst, we are not alone, be silent and stare at him
21. If the teacher asks a question, jump up and down yelling "Pick me, pick me!" and act as if you"re going to die if they don"t call on you. Once they do, answer with "Orange"
22. When they make eye contact with you, bite your lip and smile...it looks freaky, and they"ll wonder what you"re so happy about
23. if you are fed up of class then girls find this one pretty effective, ask a male teacher to go to the toilet, if they refuse then say its "womens problems" this is also a great reason to take your bag
24. when the teacher says a certain word laugh out loud hysterically
25. smile and stare at them all lesson - freaks them out
26. Talk to your imaginary friend in class.
27. Point at the teacher, giggle, and whisper to your friends
28. Ask your teacher if they"ve found nemo
31. When the teacher is collecting books in, hand them your book but don"t let go. Sit there with the book firmly in your hands whilst they struggle to get it off you and just stare blankly into space
32. leave a trail of flour everywhere. Tell them you"re trying to find your way back home
35. Announce in class that you "really have to do a number two"
37. Stand up and start doing the Macarena. Forcibly wrestle yourself back into your chair. Look real embarrassed. Tell everybody "My doctor"s appointment is tomorrow."
38. When your teacher asks you a question, sit in the floor curled up in a ball and say "Crazy..I was crazy once..they put me in a room, a round rubber room, with rats, round rubber rats, I hate rats, they drive me Crazy" over and over again in a small voice.
39. Go up beside the teacher"s desk and scream loudly "NO I WILL NOT SHAVE YOUR BACK!!"
40. Smirk a lot during class and make sketches then scribble them out. When teacher asks what your doing just say "You"ll know if I succeed at what I am planning

ANGHARAD
angharad is her name
and she ain't lame
channing is her love
and she has a sis not a brov
shes in starbucks
with her freaky but cute
leopard print boots
she's chilling
in her brand new dress
and she ain't under stress
cos she's cool
and she goes to my skl
shes ANGHARAD!!!

1. Who are you?......
2. Are we friends?........
3. When and how did we meet?........
4. Do you have a crush on me?.........
5. Give me a nickname and explain why?........
6. Describe me in one word........
7. What was your first impression of me?.......
8. Do u still think the same?......
9. What reminds you of me?.....
10. If you could give me anything what would it be?......
11. How well do you know me?......
12. When is the last time you saw me?.....
13. Ever wanted to tell me something you couldnt?......
14. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what i say about you?.....