as holly says, if u need some high quality hamster milk, im the girl to come to!
Yo momma so fat, she die in nam ya?
His mission in life is to get food,and thats ok, if ure a horse!
now i can save my HAAAAAAY!!!
THEY TUK R JABS! mit ketchup?!?!?!

i wash mahshelf wit a rahg on a shtick! mmm attractive sinead!!
Sinead made me smoke HASHISH SUBSTANCES!
U win a prize, u win a prize!!! (nt 4th yr but wateva)

Can we have sum straws plz?
lis we have straws.
oh. we have straws. ok. bye
*falls over*
Retards'R'Us!
You dnt have to know how to juggle, unless u wanna b in the circus!!!! Kiss kiss!!
look at my videos if u wanna see claudia dancing like a retard and trying to do monkey bars!

its cos ure a GINGE!
What can drunken megan not tell sober megan?
she cant tell her that her friends dont like her.
why not?
cos SHE'D BE CRUSHED!!!

Tandori phool loves her tickety moo!!!!

Your Soundtrack

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here"s how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that"s playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don"t lie and try to pretend your cool...just type it in man!

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Opening Credits: Baby Fratelli - The Fratelli's


Waking Up: In the Morning - The Coral (coincidence?!?!?!?!)

First Day At School: When You Were Young - The killers

Falling In Love: Cupids chokehold - Gym class hero's (dis is gettin freaky!)

Loosing Virginity: Last night I nearly Died - Duke Special (bahahahahaha!)

Fight Song: Im no superman - Lazlo Bane

Breaking Up: Bright Eyes - Art Garfunkel

Prom: Bittersweet Symphony - The Verve

Life: Golden Touch - Razorlight

Mental Breakdown: Baba O'Reilly - The Who

Flashback: Shine - Take That

Getting Back Together: Don't Look back in anger - Oasis

Wedding: Sally McLennane - The Pogues (dats one drunken wedding!)

Birth of Child: Slide - Goo Goo Dolls

Final Battle: Flathead - The Fratellis

Death Scene: Adams song - blink 182

Funeral Song: Driftwood - Travis

End Credits: Generator - The Holloways

chuck norris is the reason wally is hiding.
chuck norris counted to infinity. twice
there is no such thikng as global warming, chuck norris was cold so he turned up the sun.
chuck norris can slam a revolving door.
chuck norris can win connect four in three moves.
if you spell chuck norris in scrabble, you win. forever.
chuck norris can touch mc hammer.
chuck norris can divide by zero.
chuck norris knows the last digit of pi.
chuck norris can get blackjack with one card.
chuck norris crossed the road. no-one has ever dared question his motives.