well...omg...where to start

this mornin on the 3rd of april 2007 emma entered my house at arrox. 11.42 and made the mistakes of being an r'tard

her first mistake happened at around 10ish in the morning, when she woke up, god why did she do this!?

she then called me and woke me up...twice..god...this poor girl, she must have had one wierd upbringing, but her parents are lovely..how the fuck did this happen!?

well she entered my house as normal, looking lovely as usual, the accidents started of subtle mainly just flicking ash from her fag onto my bed sheets (yes i do sleep in my front room, its comfortable ok!) well it was just the minor things, spilling ice cream on my sisters trousers was one of these minor things.

Emma then moved onto kicking over glasses and, yes, i do admit, it smashed and we did have to clean it up, causing my lovely sisters hand...aaah the joy yes it was rather hilariouse.

Then it was more spillling of the ash on my bed sheats..ffs...

Then my sisters boyfriend came over, lovely fella he is. Well everything was normal...for a little while, buuuuut the r'tard did something more...well...r'tarded tbh.

sat down as normal..watching SUPERNARURAL!! yea. well she started chocking...wtf..i was pretty scared, then she startedd to heave, ALL OVER MY FUCKING BEDSHEATS! luckily she didnt puke (on them) i asked her what was wrong..something about metal, she then paniked, shouting help alot, very loud, askind for an ambulance, ok aparently she was only asking for help..i wanted a decent story ok!! well anyway, she got shouted at telling her to go to the kitchen, she walked 5 steps, out to the hallway which luckily has wooden flooring aand decided to spit.....

so shes on the floor, when my sister goes so help..i was laughing to much, i couldnt fucking move and well she was a bit sick so at this point we still didnt know wtf was wrong..something about metal but i dont know so my sister took her to the kitchen sink, where she coughed and spat alot and was hurling up water...i was in stiched crying actually (im trying to make this all about me so fuck off yes...ignore the bits about emma!!!) so her eyes were watering aswell yea...she came back in and sat down, "what happened emma" and she replyed something along the lines off "i swallowed my johnny" well acctually not quite but it was "i swallowed a little metal bit off my belt" well how the fuck she managed this i have no idea but guys...dont trust her in your house, it does cost lives.

so emma sat down and had another fag..flicking yet MORE FUCKING ASH on my bed quilt thing aand then asked to make pancakes...no emma...no

the end!

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