Calvin Harris, Galway 24.11.07 14 minutes ago

Saterday evening, me Tara and James leave Ballyshannon to go to CALVIN HARRIS!!! Hilights of the trip were:

The roundabout?!!?
Tara indicating wrong and the woman freakin out with the horn and roarin out the window .
Noone knowing where our tickets were at the door!
'Try the bar staff. they usually have them.'
'try the bouncers, they usually have them.'
'try the other bouncers'
'tickets? for what.'

Jaesus.
We got in there in the end, walking up the steps hearing Acceptable in the 80's,'RUN!!!'
Such CRAIC in there,they were absolutly fucking AMAZING!!! no other words to describe it! It was a really small gig, there was prob about 100-200 people there.
Afterwords was when the REAL CRAIC began.
Met 3 LEGENDS outside, Ronan,Ronan 2,and Johnny.
First impressions of Ronan-Hes downing his second naggin of vodka STRAIGHT.
First impressions of Ronan 2- He talks. A lot.
First impressions of Johnny. Hes got his cock out. and is pissing on the windows of a full taxi,and now on a womans leg.


WALKING ABOUT AYRES SQUARE FOR 2 HOURS!! Having DEADLY craic with randomers,homeless people, buskers, bouncers, the band!!

YES, we Talked to THE BAND!! not calvin,his keyboard player,the dude in my flashbox!

Ronan putting his arms,legs and shoulders out of place and doing the creepy tap-dancer!!
'My name a Lonan. its got a picture of s-s-spiderman on it.'
Ronan grinding up against the passed-out guy that pissed on himself and roaring in his ear!
Ronan getting punched in the face because he told someone to 'Finger-fuck his sisters foo-foo...'??!
...and later telling us this happened before because he told someone they were a mistake, that they should be swallowed, or dripped down his mothers leg (LEGEND! ).
Again, Ronan trying to break into someones KITCHEN>?!?
Him waving down an ambulance to get some tissue for his bleeding gash.
In the taxi place...some dude turns around,looks ant me and goes,' You work in a phone shop.'
I freak out a bit, then realise he LIVES in donegal! Quite a legend (10% DISCOUNT in TopMan! )
FINALLY GETTING A TAXI to Corrib, where the security refuse us. the taxi drivers black. Ronan,'Whats black and dosent work? Half of Ennis. How do you get 1000 ETHIOPIANS in a phonebox? Throw in a tin of beans. How do you get them out? run past with a tin-opener.'
Us all in shock.
he leaves us at the back of corrib village cos the students dug a hole for people to clinb under.
James climbs over and gets into a tree.Johnny climbs UNDER and hides in a bush. Ronan 2 lies on the ground.Me and Tara behind a bush.
Security comes with torches. Me and tara see the light slowly going towards us, we both look up, hes looking right at us. we burst out laughin. He then sees James.
'what are you doing in that tree?'
'Just swinging about!!!'
'GET DOWN HERE NOW!'
'eh,NO!'
James jumps back over the fence and legs it away. Johnny then gets cought
'What are u doing?'
'I was just having a wee snooze.'
security calls the guards

ANDREA AINE AND JULIE-ANN the fucking LEGENDS! out with the wooden spoons and spatulas
'we'll be a decoy and cause an uproar, then when security come you run thru the gates!'
security walk over.

'AAAAAAAAHHH!!!! HELLLLLPP!!!!'clangin away at thier wooden spoons!!!

We then head back to johnnys house and kip.

Such a CLASS nite- i forgot to write loads/got bored, so if i gorgot anythin, leave a comment and ill add it!

James and Tara-Legends.

why date me?? Now you know why
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