The more [X]'s the dumber your are.
18 or lower means you're not stupid.


[X] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[X] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[X] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[X] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then
people gave you weird looks.
So far: 5

[X] You have ran into a tree/bush.
[X] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[X] You have tried to lick your elbow.
[X] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[X] You just tried to sing them.
So far: 10

[X] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit.
[X] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[X] You've swam in the ocean.
[] You type only with two fingers.
So far: 13

[X] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[X] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[X]You have caught yourself drooling.(Mainly Over David Tennant)
[X] You've fallen asleep in class
[X] If someone says "fart" you laughed.
So far: 18

[X]Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[X] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[X] People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice"
[X] You use your fingers to do simple math.
So far: 22

[X] You have eaten a bug by accident
[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and
didn't realize it.
[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand.
So far: 26

[ ] You write blogs because you have nothing better to do
[X] You break a lot of things.
So far: 27

[X] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[X] You tilt your head when you're confused
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before.
So far: 30

[X] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
[X] The word "umm" is used many times a day.
Total: 32

Yeahhh Ermmmm I'm Stupid Lol Well I Knew That Anyways Lol

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