1. You think there is something wrong with you because the novelty has not yet worn off....after 3 years
2. You’ve spent the same money on your car as your next door neighbour. He drives a Mundaneo/Golf/Focus/Vectra.
3. ...and you get more MPG
4. ...and MPH!
5. When the quickest road is the back road...
6. On some corners of the track, you are yelling at Ferraris to get out of the f*cking way
7. The fear of crashing will soon fade, unfortunately it is replaced with the rather reckless notion of “Well, that’s why I pay insurance”
8. The temp gauge gets looked at more than the speedo’
9. It seems perfectly acceptable that carpets and a stereo are listed as optional extras
10. You’re driving around with a permagrin.
11. When you’ve all of a sudden become a hit with the ladies
12. ...and you spend longer cleaning the car before going on a date than getting yourself ready...
13. You speed up when you see a “dangerous bends” sign instead of slowing down
14. Farmers become accustomed to your exhaust note...
15. The car won't come out of second gear in tunnels.
16. ...and if you’ve got a cat bypass...you’ll just spend the day in the tunnel going back and forth
17. You spend money on upgrades as if it was a game of Gran Turismo
18. For the first time since you were a student, there is more money leaving your account than arriving!
19. Highlighting these outgoings under keyword “Lotus” is not a good idea for sanity/marriage/having to go back to reality reasons...
20. You suddenly remember that you had been planning on running the Elise for a year, selling it for a profit and then buying something else. 3 years later it’s still sitting on your drive and the prospect of selling it over list price is laughable. You couldn't bring yourself to sell it.
21. Leaving your car out of sight for more than half an hour is unthinkable
22. You’re the only car parked in the supermarket car park and an MPV/People Carrier/4x4 comes and parks right next to you.
23. Driving to and from work is an event within itself. Combine some fast B roads, snaking corners and a bit of sunshine and it feels like Christmas day EVERY DAY
24. You start to consider brakes just as consumable as tyres.
25. You'll start to consider tyres just as consumable as petrol!
26. When its dry, you can overtake “anything”
27. When its wet, “anything” can overtake you
28. When you spend 30 mins doing donuts & handbrake turns on an empty snow-covered IKEA car park at 1.30am when really you should be in bed
29. You fruitlessly try to explain to the Kwik Fit monkeys that you don’t want 40 psi in each tyre.
30. ...and at the same time it becomes clear why you pay the extortionate dealer prices for a geo’ check.
31. Your girlfriend has asked at least once what you would do if you had to decide between her and the Lotus
32. You've lied to your girlfriend at least once
33. Driving anything else is an absolute joke. I mean...How inaccurate is the steering? Is there a reason for this high driving position? Why am I leaning so much on a paltry 40 mph bend? Is there a problem with the accelerator cable?
34. ...but bloody hell the brakes are good (as you find out the first time you touch them, imprinting your face on the windscreen)
35. Boxsters don't want to play, TTs do until you pass them, BMW 330 diesels are quicker in a straight line than you may think and as for the Nova full of kids?.... well you just let them screech their tyres and go
36. ...only to pass them a few seconds later...well we're just bigger boys with better toys
37. What to race next?
38. Friends who buy TTs/MGFs/MX5s/MR2s/Z3s/Celicas/Bar
 chettas are just sad people who don't understand.
39. You have to explain the difference between grip and traction to Impreza owners
40. You salivate at the sight of a Noble M12 whilst others don’t even know what it is
41. Sticking behind the same car in front for more than a mile is unthinkable (speed irrelev

1. Taken a picture naked? No…that’s a lie yes I have!

2. Painted your room? No, wallpaper is the way forward

3. Made out with a member of the same sex? No

4. Drove a car? Yes and usually very quickly!

5. Danced in front of your mirror? Of course, got to find out how stupid I look some how.

6. Have a crush? No not really

7. Been dumped? Yes that’s why I’m bitter and twisted!

8. Stole money from a friend? No way that’s just wrong

9. Gotten in a car with people you just met? Yes

10. Been in a fist fight? Not many

11. Snuck out of your house? No

12. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them Back? All the time unfortunately

13. Been arrested? Not yet

14. Made out with a stranger? Yes

15. Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? Yes

16. Left your house without telling your parents? Yes

17. Had a crush on your neighbour? No don’t have any neighbours!

18. Ditched school to do something more fun? School was fun, so no.

19. Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? Not that I can remember

20. Seen someone die? No but found someone in a crashed car nearly dead.

21. Been on a plane? Yes and helicopter

22. Kissed a picture? Yes

23. Slept in until 3? No

24. Love someone or miss someone right now? Yes, if only they knew tho.

25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? Yes

26. Made a snow angel? Yes

27. Played dress up? Yes last night for new years eve and bloody good fun it was to

28. Cheated while playing a game? Of course

29. Been lonely? Yes

30. Fallen asleep at work/school? No

31. Been to a club? Every week without fail!

32. Felt an earthquake? Yes

33. Touched a snake? I hate snakes

34. Ran a red light? No

35. Been suspended from school? No, I was a good boy

36. Had detention? Yes, so couldn’t of been that good

37. Been in a car accident? Yes several but not me driving

38. Hated the way you look? Now and again.

39. Witnessed a crime? Every week in the barn club my dancing is criminal, so yes.

40. Pole danced? Ye baby, I’m real good too

41. Been lost? No got a good sense of direction

42. Been to the opposite side of the country? No

43. Felt like dying? No

44. Cried yourself to sleep? Not for a while

46. Sang karaoke? I love karaoke especially in the white lion

47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? No

48. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Mouth not nose

49. Caught a snowflake on your tounge? No

50. Kissed in the rain? Yes

51. Sing in the shower? Everytime

52. Made love in a park? No but wouldn’t mind

53. Had a dream that you married someone? No that would be a nightmare!

54. Glued your hand to something? Yes

55. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? No

56. Ever gone to school partially naked? No

57. Been a cheerleader? No

58. Sat on a roof top? Yes

59. Didn't take a shower for a week? No

60. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? No

61. Played chicken? No

62. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? No

64. Broken a bone? No

65. Been easily amused? Always!

66. Laugh so hard you cry? Loads of times

68. Cheated on a test? Yes

69. Forgotten someone's name? Yes not very good at remembering names

70. Slept naked? Always

71. Gone skinny dipping in a pool? No

73. Blacked out from drinking? No

74. Played a prank on someone? Yes

75. Gone to a late night movie? No

76. Made love to anything not human? No but if things carry on the way they are I might have to.

77. Failed a class? No

78. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat? No

79. Played an instrument for more than 10 hours? No

81. Did you celebrate the 4th of July? No

82. Thrown strange objects? Yes on the dance floor

83. Felt like killing someone? No

84. Thought about running away? Got know where to go.

85. Ran away? As above

86. Did dr