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Are retards aware that they are retarded? Or do they just think that we're all retarded?

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Insane ninja skills since; 1993
Ja, o mnie i jeszcze raz ja
the earth is my body; my head is in the stars

i have a third nipple, i'm rather proud of it actually
I like rain, I like ham, I like you. You're around, you're right here, so you'll do. I'm gonna tell you how much I love your mind, but it simply isn't true.

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  • meh, why not?

    1. Slept naked? eww no! well probably when i was little, but not when i've been actually aware and in control of what i'm doing
    2. Taken a shower with someone? yeah, with oz at womblehole:L
    3. Kissed a member of the same sex? my birthday ;)
    4. Driven a car? i'm 15, obviously not.
    5. Stolen anything? yeah o.0
    6. Been in love? dont get my started
    7. Been dumped? ditto
    8. Camped in the bush? no?
    9. Gotten in a car with people you just met? no
    10. Been in a fist fight? i always do :L
    11. Snuck out of your/someone's house? no i'm too scared of my mum
    12. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back?
    13. Been arrested? no, nearly have though
    14. Hugged a stranger? nope
    15. Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? yeppp
    16. Left your house without telling your parents? i answered that earlier..
    17. Had a crush on your neighbour? oh hell no
    18. Ditched school to do something more fun? all the time
    19. Slept in a bed with a member of the opposite sex? quite a lot :L
    20. Lost a friend? lost my best one
    21. Been on a plane? once :L
    22. Been to an island? i live on an island o.0
    23. Slept in until 3? yeah
    24. Love someone or miss someone right now?
    25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? yeah its boring though
    26. Made a snow angel? yep it was awful though
    27. Played dress up? every day :L
    28. Cheated while playing a game? all the time, i dont think i've ever not cheated on a game if i'm honest
    29. Been lonely? every day
    30. Kissed more than 4 people in one night? not that i'm aware of.. actually.. yeah
    31. Felt an earthquake? only pussy british ones
    32. Touched a snake? NO!
    33. Ran a red light? my gran does with me in the car :L :L :L
    34. Been suspended from school? nope
    35. Had detention? oh god i've lost count of how many i've actually had
    36. Had a party in your house while your parents were away? nope
    37. Used a fake id? nopeeee
    38. Crawled through a window? only when mum gets locked out/locks me out
    39. Been lost? yep
    40. Been to the opposite side of the country? umm.. yeah when we went to france
    41. Cried yourself to sleep?
    42. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? yeah
    43. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? :L yeah
    44. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? it's not all its cracked up to be
    43. Kissed in the rain? yeee
    44. Sang in the shower? all the time! it's good for you, i swear
    45. Made love in a park? eww no thx
    46. Had a dream that you married someone? omg yeah! GAM!!
    47. Glued your hand to something? that's all i do in art.
    48. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? no, i got it stuck to a swing once though
    49. Ever gone to school partially naked? who would do that?
    50. Been a cheerleader? at sports day ;)
    51. Had more than ten boy/girl friends? yep all the time, it's what i live for
    52. Didn't take a shower for a week? that's rough man
    53. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? i can barely watch scary movies with people, let alone on my own!
    54. Played chicken? yeah :L
    55. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? yes actually thx hell.
    56. Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? yeeeep
    57. Broken a bone? no broken lots of nails though
    58. Been easily amused? i always am
    59. Laugh so hard you cried? yeah
    60. Mooned/flashed someone? when i was little i did it all the time :L
    61. Cheated on a test? always
    62. Forgotten someone's name? yeah..
    63. Done something dumb while drunk? umm.. yeah
    64. Blacked out from drinking? nope, thrown up alot though
    65. Played a prank on someone? yeah :L
    66. Gone to a late night movie? nope
    67. Made love to anything not human? if eddie doesn't tell i won't
    68. Failed a class? history last year :L and art this year
    69. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat? hair bands, beads, hama beads.. you name it

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  • gerard way

    Gerard Way's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.

    Gerard Way invented every colour. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

    Some kids piss their name in the snow. Gerard Waycan piss his name Into concrete.

    Gerard Wayhand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

    Gerard Way can slam a revolving door.

    Gerard Way's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Gerard Way.

    Gerard Way can speak Braille.

    Gerard Way sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Gerard Way.

    Gerard Way doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."

    Gerard Waycan kill two stones with one bird.

    The only time Gerard Way was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.

    Guns don't kill people. Gerard Waykills People.

    Gerard Way does not sleep. He waits.

    Gerard Waydoesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

    In a 50-50 challenge, Gerard Way would win 150-nil.

    Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

    Gerard Way hates The Beatles.

    Gerard Way crossed the road. Nobody has ever dared question his motives.

    Gerard Way beat the hair off Chuck Norris' chest.

    Gerard Way died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him

    Gerard Way once survived a suicide bombing. He was the bomber.

    The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Gerard Way.

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  • Freyaa
    Freyaa


    OMG i thought of another chat up linee!!!!
    (Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
    :L :L :L :L :L :L :L :L :L :L :L :L :L :L

    19 tygodni temu
  • Freyaa
    Freyaa

    omg,well umm....tonight sayy 11'o'clock?

    aha x x x

    24 tygodnie temu
  • Freyaa
    Freyaa


    ahaa,
    Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
    x x x

    24 tygodnie temu
  • Freyaa
    Freyaa

    ahaa that reminds me of something alan carr said:
    Its like them orange girls in shops, "its natural", not unless your father fucked a wotsit!

    :L x x x x

    24 tygodnie temu
  • Freyaa
    Freyaa

    ahaaa :P
    good thing ive got my library card...cos im totally checking you out ;)

    grr baby very grrr :P
    x x x

    24 tygodnie temu
  • Freyaa
    Freyaa

    ahaha
    :L :L :L :L :L :L :L :L :L :L :L :L
    is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?
    ;)
    grroowwlll baby
    x x x

    24 tygodnie temu
  • Freyaa
    Freyaa


    did it hurt?
    x

    24 tygodnie temu
  • Wid-Cat
    luv Wid-Cat

    kays ily
    we have some serious shopping to do this weekend tho
    i could make a whole list of things iv needed for like weeks
    xxxxxxxxxxx

    25 tygodni temu
  • -Mg'
    luv -Mg'

    baaaabe; pet society;) xx

    25 tygodni temu
  • Sophy
    Sophy

    hell yeah!
    joking, ur bootiful..and so is you hiney ;) x

    26 tygodni temu
  • Sophy
    luv Sophy

    most of that ass, is your ass.

    ;)



    xxxxxxxx

    26 tygodni temu
  • -Mg'
    -Mg'

    Yaaaaaaay!! Xxxx

    26 tygodni temu
  • -Mg'
    -Mg'

    Serious? Oooo i wannaa see!!! Xxxx

    26 tygodni temu
  • -Mg'
    luv -Mg'

    <33
    sorry to break it to you, ur third nipple is a mole, x

    LOVE UU

    26 tygodni temu
  • Wid-Cat
    Wid-Cat

    damn yanks
    over paid, over sexed and over here

    the whole bunk is my side of the bunk

    where the fuck were you today?
    xx

    26 tygodni temu
  • -Azzer- Freshtildeath
    luv -Azzer- Freshtildeath

    oi
    dont get cocky on my pics ;)
    xxxxxxxxxx

    26 tygodni temu
  • -Mg'
    luv -Mg'

    mine are! i show u tomoz buba xxxxxxxxxx

    26 tygodni temu
  • - S'M
    - S'M

    HeyHey lucy how r u ?!?!?!
    SULK was in a SULK today werent she lol
    i neva speak to u on this lol
    but i suppose i am now lol
    wb soon
    x

    26 tygodni temu
  • Hell'
    Hell'

    daaaamnn

    26 tygodni temu
  • Hell'
    luv Hell'

    griffindor!

    26 tygodni temu