Liam your the town teddy bear.
Ya Tierney your the town nob(Liamo)

My mammy says I'm cool(Rob)

Imagine Tierneys head fell off. (Rob)
The odds of that are 200/1.(Paul)
Put a tener on it and see what happens(Tierney)

Does your mam have hair on her chest(Rob to Tierney)

The day you give up football and take up the guitar will be the day i cut my knob off and eat it(Paul to Tierney)

You came out of your mothers fanny wearing a United jersey(Paul to Tierney AGAIN)

I cant understand a word there saying cause there speaking Irish(Paul)

A baby from another mama(Tierney)
Tierney that was so shit you are actually the town knob(Baz to Tierney)

I can actually see people reading this and thinking hes right(Tierney slagging himself about being a knob)

I'm going to try and give myself head(Rob)

Its so hard to suck in farts(Rob)

Robs a knob.Wow that rymes(Paul)

Tierneys my best friend at home(Paul)
Paul you actually like him(Baz to Paul taking the piss out of Tierney)

Wow Tierney actually said something funny(Rob)

Liam were you asleep(Baz)
No I wasnt(Liam)
YOU WERE(Baz)

Does it breath....................sound(Pa
ul in his sexy accent)

There is a rota for everything in this house.Dishes shower and wanking(Baz)

Ya i was supposed to have one today<Wank>(Baz)
An bhfuil rota agat(Paul)

I wonder if we could fit the 3 couples in the back(Baz)
Ya and Tierney(Paul)
Ya Tierney and his hand(Baz)

Your after making a show of us in front of the whole congregation and your after decking your father TIERNEY(Baz taking the piss out of Tierneys mother)

Rory do you want a game of poker(Paul)
No cause Baz says its bedtime(Rory)

I think we should make a C.D for Niall(Ronan)
Ya we'll go to the recording studio up the road(Rory)

Ta mo ceann anseo.An bhfuil tu ag iarraidh e a fheicail a Barra(Bean an Ti talking about her G-Spot)

Shes like the undertaker.She will come in on a motorbike some day.When she smiles its like a grin.Its like shes gonna eat you(Paul talking about Aine the teacher)

Leave one memory of you and me together --it doesn't matter if I know you a little or a lot, anything you remember. Next, repost this bulletin and see how many people leave a memory about you!!

1. Are we close?
2. What do you think of me?
3. Do you hav a crush on me?
4. Would u kiss me?
5. would u fuk me?
6. Describe me in 3 words?
7. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
8. What was ur first impression of me?
9. Do u still think the same?
10.. What reminds u of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do u know me?
13. What do u like best about me?
14. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
15. Could you ever love me?
16. Give me a nickname and explain why?
17.R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
18.Anything 2 say b4 u go?