kiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeerrrren where have u been??? xxx

Yo alco u hav good Nte? Hows the head today? Haha tom cruise dance

No worries, I've got someone to take them!
Where in the world are you? I'm in Melbourne, it is raining and I am unemployed. Boo. Going to watch the match at 4am in the morning! x

Hello - not feeling the love man, not sure what to do bout Saturday... need to know yesterday what you wanna do x x x

Hey mr, how u doin? u been up2 much xciting? xx

hey hey hun hows things goin?sounds lyk yer lyfs pretty xcitin atm u luky bugger.wen u next in dundee? xx

u may have sum luv xx

Hey lady boy - did you get the tickets alright? x x x

Don't do it x

hello, did u get back to the burgh ok? work was awful on saturday. iv still got the cold xxxx

you are a fucking chuff!how was your new year in grief?when are we next having a penetratory meet and greet?:-)

Ha Ha! Yeah pippy said she found it in her slipper lol! Nah, tried it with another battery and it wudnt work so jst went and bought a new phone. Well pissed off bout ma jacket! its the last one i own! lol. fink evry pub in perth has 1 that belongs 2me! lol! anyways hope 2cya soon. xx

Hey Mr, u recovered from new year yet? xx

Bog was that guy we lived with.... how was the party bro? sorry i couldnt make it, i had my works night out on Friday and was unable to do anything yesterday exept drink tea...

alight my man, sorry i couldnt make the party been snowed under at uni (yes im still a student) coming home in a few days cant wait to be back in edinburgh! how was the party? fancy meeting up before xmas or in the new year? get a wee night oot with bungle and bog ..................x

Okey doke well I will try my bestest!!! Cuz I'm flying home at 830am on Sunday morning so looks like I'm doing an all-nighter so it'll all depend onhow much beauty sleep I need before work!!! x x x

Ha ha u make me giggle!! Plus I love how honest u actual r!! i start at 10...wat time's this party of urs starting? x x x

Nope I wasn't serving u buit apparently u had Hales tortured!! Nah I was in the blue bar serving the supposed "VIPs" pile of twits really!!!

What trouble u causing this wk?! Bit o' bad news.....I'm down to work on Sat nite but I'm giving u love to make up 4it!!!! x x x

U had me pinned against the bar at the end of the nite u crazy fool!! Think u squished every bone in my body & kept staring at my boobs!!!

Nice to know I made a lasting impression on u!! Even in ur drunken state!! Alco! x x