WHEN MY GIRLS R HAVING A KICK ASS NITE, WOO HOO!! guys aren't u just sooooo jealous, ha!!


1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.. and for some reason, that's ok.

2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butts while yelling "WOO-HOO" is truly the sexiest dance move around.

3. We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe we could do it too.

4. In our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more like a homeless hooker than the goddess we started out as just 4 hours ago.

5. We drop our 2am zanres cheeseburger on the floor, pick it up and continue eating it like its nobody's business.

6.We start crying and declare to everyone we see, including people we barely know, that we love them SOOOO MUCH.

7. We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song comes on because "OH MY GOD, I LOVE THIS SONG!"

8. We're suddenly full of profound spiritual wisdom... and so is the geek next to us.

9. We don't see anything wrong with making out with any colleagues should they be around

10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, get up on the table or bar and start to sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming to us.

11. Our eyes just won't seem to stay open by themselves, so we keep them half closed or completly closed and think it looks incredibly sexy.

12. We've suddenly taken up smoking and we believe we're really good at it.

13. We yell at the bartender who we believe has cheated us by giving us just lemonade, but that's just because we can no longer taste the vodka.

14. We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like the floor.. or like the dog.

15. We start every conversation with a slurred "Don't take this the wrong way but..."

16. We fail to notice that the toilet lid is up before we sit on it.

17. Our hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves

18. We are tired, but we are troopers so instead of going home we just sit on the floor wherever we are standing and take a quick nap.

19. We begin leaving the buttons open of our jeans to cut down on the time we're in the bathroom away from our drink.

20. We take our shoes off because a) they're ridiculously impractical.. but soo beautiful! b) We believe it's the shoes'fault that we can't walk straight

21. No matter what got broken, thrown up on, stolen, no matter who said what or who went home with whoever else - we ALWAYS call each other the next day, to have a five hour convo

22. Also girls don't you just luv the feeling oh wakening up on sunday morning thinking what the fuck happened last night, ha, LUVIN IT!!!

1. LOL:- If you find something funny write ha ha, sentences end in full stops, not LOL!!!

2. People who go out on a friday and say " Oh no iv got my work tomorrow, im going to feel like shit", you knew that before you went out so why come out, stop crying and go home!!

3. Gypos:- Well what is the point?

4. Junkies:- See above

5. People who cry when people get voted off big brother, face it thier going to end up way better off than you ever will!!!

6. Big Brother

7. People who go on holiday with their mates and wear t-shirts that say "sexy steve" then feel the need to wear it for 2 weeks. Thing is "steve" your not sexy and youv had the same t-shirt on for 2 weeks so you prob stink now aswell

8. Open toed shoes:- Feet are in no way, shape or form attractive, unless your weird and have a fettish, so why do people feel the need to stroll about with their toes out, put them away.

9. People who write t.b at the end of a text:- I'll decide thanks

10. People who go into a chip shop, order the menu and then a diet coke, FUCK OFF.

11. Thin people who say their fat. If you want attention go into a very busy bar and scream " I HAVE CRABS" at the top of your voice, thats bound ti get a reaction!!

12. People from 3 000 000 miles away who leave messages like, " your hot can I fuck you?" well seen as how you bowled me over with your smoothness i think i might just book a flight,a hotel, hire a car an come meet you!! oh by the way do you have msn, GET A LOIFE!!!

13. Big Brother ( im aware its their twice but it really is shit and im struggling now)

14. People who say, " I dont care about what anyone thinks" then go mad when you give them your opinion.

15. MEN..... on the whole, i would rather buy new batteries!!

16. Dance music bands:- their not bands, theres only one guy an a dell p.c

17. Internet dating:- GO OUTSIDE, youl meet heaps of folk.

18. People who moan about the town they stay in, move then you miserable toad

19. The Royal Family, worlds richest gypos

20. People who write blogs, an just moan about stuff