99 things

Have u ever...

1. Slept naked? ya, nd ran round in public naked as well...!
2. Taken a shower with someone? i played football.. but ya anyways..
3. Made out with a member of the same sex? cant remember....probably..
4. Drove a car? yes, nd robbed a car nd wrapped a car...
5. Stole anything? see above
6. Been In love? i rekon so...
7. Been dumped? nope
8. Stole money from a friend/family member? never did never will
9. Gotten in a car with people you just met? ya..who hasnt
10. Been in a fist fight? hav u been to da chinese in carrick on a sat nite...its unavoidable
11. Snuck out of your/someones house? ya
12. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? angelina jolie u snobby cunt...
13. Been arrested? ya...in more than one country as well...NAUGHTY...
14. Hugged a stranger? uuugggghhhh....COOTIES
15. Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? yes
16. Left your house with out telling your parents? for fuck sake..!!
17. Had a crush on your neighbour? it was cause they had LAND..
18. Ditched school to do something more fun? ya
19. Slept in a bed with a member of the opposite sex? once or twice
20. Lost a friend? in cartown...!
21. Been on a plane? few times
22. Been to an island? ya
23. Slept in until 3pm? seldom
24. Love someone or miss someone right now? ya..
25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? nah
26. Made a snow angel? ya in poland....da drunkest angel ever..!
27. Played dress up? when i was a young fella
28. Cheated while playing a game? wherever possible
29. Been lonely? ya
30. Kissed more than 4 people in one night? ballinagare u nasty..!!
31. Been to a club? i think so...
32. Felt an earthquake? on holidays a man weighing 30 stone jumped into da pool...so YA
33. Touched a snake? ya...in oz
34. Ran a red light? was in college in dublin for 3yrs...i looked at red lights as just christmas decorations..
35. Been suspended from school? no
36. Had detention? ya once
37. Been in a car accident? quite a few at dis stage..
38. Hated the way you look? ya..
39. Made yourself throw up? ya..hangover mania
40. Crawled through a window? ya
41. Been lost? ya..
42. Been to the opposite side of the country? ya
43. Felt like dying? when i was in hospital
44. Cried yourself to sleep? think so
46. Sang kareoke? nope
47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? yes
48. Laughed until something u were drinkin came outa ur nose? ya at dinner nd fucked up every1's dinners
49. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? caught a snowball on my jaw a few times
50. Kissed in the rain? does in da shower count as well...!!
51. Sang in the shower? always
52. Made love in a car? ive had sex a lot in cars...da joys of having a room at home above da parents...they had dat planned...
53. Had a dream that you married someone? wud dat not be a nightmare
54. Glued your hand to something? some random womans ass maybe
55. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? wat retard lets dis happen....seriously
56. Ever gone to school partially naked? oh ya...went to class naked...retard question..just get expelled sure...
57. Been a cheerleader? at kilmore matches
59. Didn't take a shower for a week? i havent had one in a yr
60. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? ya da tellytubbies 1
61. Played chicken? i played chicken nolan one nite..
62. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? ya nd a lake
63. Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? once or twice..
64. Broken a bone? ya...not really though
65. Been easily amused? bigtime
66. Laugh so hard you cry? seldom but ya
67. Mooned/flashed someone? regular occurence
68. Cheated on a test? ah ya
69. Forgotten someone's name? loads of times
71. Done something dumb while drunk? poland nd dublin nasty...!! jail
73. Blacked out from drinking? every weekend..
74. Played a prank on someone? im always acting da cunt
75. Gone to a late night movie? fuck off
76. Made love to anything no

1. Who are you?.......
2. Are we friends?........
3. When and how did we meet?........
4. Do you hav a crush on me?.........
5. Have you ever wanted to punch me?........
6. Give me a nikname and explain why?........
7. Describe me in 1 word........
8. what was ur first impression ov me?.......
9. do u still fink the same?......
10. What reminds u ov me?.....
11. If you could giv me anything wot wod it b?......
12. How well do u no me?......
13. Whens the last tym u saw me?.....
14. Eva wanted 2 tell me sumthing u couldnt?......

the chiccky bought himself a van,
always driving as fast as he can,
but one night this came to a hasty end,
upon a nasty kilmore bend,

this happened very late at night,
the poor old van it was in shite,
most wud say "chicken u fool",
but not tobiaus,he thought it was cool,

the van is fixed nd ready to go'
we hope da chickster will now drive slow,
they were not caught so this is great,
here is da lesson: dont drive in a state..!!