one.
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under you picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.


two.
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.


three.
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.


four.
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.


five.
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.


six.
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways.


seven.
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!


eight.
Little year nines who have bebos
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.!!!


nine.
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true bebo Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.


ten.
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have them).


eleven.
And if you open a msg and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will kill your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER MAKE THAT CRAP UP THINKING THAT PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR THEIR STUPID TRAP!!! AND YOU DO!!!!

1-23 -- Ghetto.
24-34 -- Average.
35-46 -- Spoiled
47+ -- Wayyy upper class. ( Rich! )

What do you have?

[x] Mother
[x] Father.
[ ] Step-mother.
[ ] Step-father.
[x] Sister.
[ ] Step-sister or half-sister.
[x] Brother.
[ ] Step-brother or half-brother.
[ ] Nephew.
[x] Niece.
[x]Mobile phone.
[x] Own bathroom.
[x] Own room.
[ ] Swimming pool.
[ ] Hot tub.
[x] Guest room.
[ ] Computer, Laptop or Desktop in your room.
[x] TV in your room

TOTAL:11


[ ] Full size or bigger bed.
[x] Sunglasses.
[x] Watch
[x] MP3 Player/iPod.
[x] Playstation.
[ ] Xbox
[ ] Dreamcast Sega.
[ ] Nintendo Wii .
[ ] Gamecube.
[x] XBOX 360

TOTAL:16

[ ] Basketball hoop.
[ ] Air hockey table
[ ] Pool table.
[ ] Ping pong table.
[ ] Fooseball table.
[ ] Trampoline

TOTAL:18

[ ] Nightstand.
[x] stereo in bedroom.
[x] DVD player in bedroom.
[ ] Have something from abercrombie and fitch or hollister.
[ ] Ever Shopped at AE.
[x] Own a Gucci, Dooney & Burke, Coach, LV, Nine West, VB etc..
[ ] Wears Lacoste.
[ ] Parents give you credit card.
[x] Parents give you money everywhere that you go

TOTAL:22

[ ] Job.
[x] Goes shopping at least once a week.
[x] Expensive cologne/perfume.
[x] MSN
[x] Camera-phone.

TOTAL:26

[ ] Electric or gas scooter/motorcycle/car or quad
[ ] Guitar/Drums/guitar/ukulele.
[x] Piano/Keyboard.
[ ] Any other instrument.
[ ] Hammock.
[x] Been on a cruise.
[x] Traveled out of the country.
[ ] Had a personal trainer.
[x] Expensive jewelry.
[ ] Met someone famous/in a band.

TOTAL:33

[ ] Straightener/curling iron.
[ ] Have been to a batting cage.
[ ] Have £100 on you right now.
[ ] Credit card or atm card,debit card.
[x] Been to Europe.
[ ] Been to Hawaii
[x] Been to NY.
[x] Been to Florida.
[x] Been to Disney World.
[ ] Been to Disney Land.
[ ] Been to Las Vegas.
[x] Been to the Bahamas or Jamaica.
[ ] Been to South America.

TOTAL:40

[x] Parents have a car.
[ ] Jet Ski/boat.
[ ] Camper.
[ ] Been to 5+states in the US. (while driving)
[x] Parents own more than one house.

TOTAL:42

[x] Home cooked meal almost every day.
[x] Been in A Limo.
[ ] Been in a helicopter.
[ ] Own a camcorder
[ ]Own a laptop
[x] Have 2 or more working computers in home. With Internet.

TOTAL:47

WHOA DIS CANT BE RIGHT!!!!