Alan Greene
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- from em, wherever there's a comfy sofa/bed for me :D
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- Member since: November 2005
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- Me, Myself, and I
- According to the Irish Constitution (specifically Article 40), all citizens in Ireland shall “as human persons, be held equal before the law.”
Further, according to Article 9 of the European Union Charter of Fundamental Rights, “The right to marry and the right to found a family shall be guaranteed in accordance with the national laws governing the exercise of these rights.”
So why isn't this the case? Demand equal rights for all!
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Carol Ann: This is the presidential suite.
Miss Chi-Chi Rodriguez: Must've been one of those bad presidents.
- The Other Half Of Me
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- Music
- http://talisenmusic.bebo.com, M83, Sigur Ros, Maksim Mrvica, Bond, Tom Vek, Delerium, E.S. Posthumus, Vanessa-Mae, Craig Armstrong, Michael McGoldrick, Tupac Peralta, Rachmaninov, Kenny G, Afro Celt Sound System, La Fuga, Marea, Angels of Venice, Rodrigo y Gabriela, Strunz & Farah, Santana, Hans Zimmer, DJ Tiesto, Steve Vai, Howard Shore, Gypsy Kings, Chopin, Enigma, ERA, George Benson, Jethro Tull, Joe Satriani, John Williams, Ludovico Einaudi, Mansun, Orchestrated Kaos, Within Temptation
- Films
- The Godfather, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Donnie Darko, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Pirates of The Carribean, The Incredibles, Kill Bill, Battle Royale, Fight Club, Scarface... too many to mention
- Music
- so important I put it in twice... can't list everything so this covers all the rest... music!
*** check out http://talisenmusic.bebo.com *** - Drinks
- Kopparberg, Bulmers, that's about it really. Not a big drinker.
- Happiest When
- with friends, dreaming, listening to / playing / writing music, drawing, dreaming, curled up with someone special, dreaming, ...
- Quote
- "Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays.
Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow.
The only thing to do with good advice is pass it on. It is never any use to oneself.
Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."
-Oscar Wilde - My Wesbite
- http://alangreene.net/ Switched to DreamHost, no more crappy DigiWeb free student hosting for me (they were constantly changing things, breaking all my scripts). Check out the site and let me know what you think. Comments and suggestions are always welcome.
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Qantas Airline
After every flight, Qantas Pilots fill out a form, called a 'Gripe Sheet', which tells Mechanics about problems with the aircraft.
The Mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, then Pilots review the 'Gripe Sheets' before the next flight.
Never let it be said that Ground Crews lack a sense of humour. These are actual maintenance complaints submitted by Qantas Pilots and the solutions recorded by Maintenance Engineers. By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has never had an accident.
(P = The problem logged by the Pilot.)
(S = The solution and action taken by Mechanics.)
P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
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P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
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P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.
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P: Dead bugs on windscreen.
S: Live bugs on order for windscreen.
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P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
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P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.
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P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.
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P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what they're for.
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P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
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P: Suspected crack in windscreen.
S: Suspect you're right.
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P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Number 3 engine found on right wing after brief search.
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P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.
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P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
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P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.
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P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget.0 Comments 804 days
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Funny stuff
Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast about having the smallest.
Make love not war. Condoms are cheaper than guns.
Don't like my attitude? Call 1800-KISS-MY-ASS.
Most people walk in and out of your life, but only friends leave footprints on your heart.
Moving on is simple, it's what you leave behind that's so hard.
It takes a few seconds to say hello but it takes forever to say goodbye.
Friends are like stars... you can't always see them, but you know they're always there.
I'm feeling a little off today. Would you mind turning me on?
Who do you turn to when the only one who can dry your tears is the one who made you cry?
Never fall in love with the guy next door... trust me, he will move!!
You don't fail if you fall, you fail if you don't try to get up.
If your heart is the strongest muscle, why does it break so easily?
If it were supposed to feel good they wouldn't call it a crush!
Tears are words the heart can't say.
You can close your eyes to things you don't want to see but you can't close your heart to things you don't want to feel.
The cutest kittens have the sharpest claws.
Don't promise me the moon and the stars, just promise me you'll stay under them with me.
Nowhere on your birth certificate did it say life would be fair!
When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die, you'll be the one smiling and everyone around you is crying.
I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends, I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends!
Can I get directions to your heart? I'm kinda lost in your eyes.
An error isn't a mistake until you refuse to correct it!
They say true love hides around every corner.. I must be walking in circles!
Everyone who lives dies but not everyone who dies lives!
I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh but I had no idea looking back on the laughs would make me cry!
Don't settle for one you can live with... wait for the one you can't live without!
If the only possible way we can be together is in my dreams I'll sleep forever!
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.. but if the doctor's cute, screw the fruit!0 Comments 1057 days
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Answering Machine at a Mental Hospital
Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want.
Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the
mother ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice
will tell you which number to press.
If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you
press, no one will answer.
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.
If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound
key until a representative comes on the line.
If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone, and
mother's maiden name.
If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, s-l-o-w-l-y and
c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y press 0 0 0.
If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the
beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have
short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss,press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All operators are too busy to
talk to you.
If you are menopausal, hang up, turn on the fan, lay down & cry. You won't
be crazy forever.
If you are blonde don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it
up.
The life you lead is the message you leave.0 Comments 1081 days
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Heritage Centre30 weeks agoWe are putting out our new single "I Will Protect You" in Whelans this Friday May 8th if your around.. All the radio stations have it so if you wanna hear it sure send an old request they might give it a spin!
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35 weeks ago via Mobile
Nicola Byrne
Hello there stranger. No news here really. Martin's goin away for the weekend so lookin forward to that
How are things wit u?
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Heritage Centre41 weeks agoHey Alan. We're playing a gig in Whelans this friday. We're launching our EP. Love you to come along.
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Lamph41 weeks agoHi Alan
We sent in a really good Eurovision song, but it got rejected by RTE:-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvvBP...
Someone set up a petition saying that RTE made a mistake. It takes less than 20 seconds to sign the petition (around a minute if your internet is slow). It'd be great if you'd take some time out to sign it:-
http://www.petitiononline.com/Lamph/...
It may achieve nothing, but it is at least worth a try. If this petition is successful, it could benefit any musician who sends a song in for future Eurosongs. And surely that's a good thing?
Thanks...
Also, if you feel strongly enough, there are a few other things that we're trying to encourage people to do...
It'd be very helpful if u considered emailing the petition link to friends...! And also we want to get the song played on a radio show to compare it with the real entries. You could help by emailing:-
ray@todayfm.com
mooney@rte.ie
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Nadine-Louise Foran47 weeks agoHope you have a good New Year too!
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Nadine-Louise Foran48 weeks ago
Liking your quote in your me, myself and I.
I love that movie
Hi, by the way
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Onedrinklisa55 weeks agohey al how are ya????
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Audrey Stynes59 weeks ago
so ur a computer wizz? ya i h8 not being able to shop 
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Audrey Stynes59 weeks ago
wat was ur placement? im gonna be on the grounds of Tallaght hosp where d nurses and doctors leave their children dunno wat the age group will be yet. ya i miss my job
i h8 being a broke college student xxx
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Audrey Stynes59 weeks ago
nothing yet ive loads of college work
ya im loving it so far! start my work placement on Wed bit nervous but shud be gud! ya hav 2come out the nxt time wer goin out xxx
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Audrey Stynes59 weeks ago dats crazy!!!! ya heading out the wknd? xxx
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Audrey Stynes59 weeks ago
thank crunchie its fri 2mo
wooo xxx
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Sinead Winters71 weeks agoAround 1 is good. The problem is I can't give you a set time because I have to wait for an experiment to finish before I take lunch and those don't have an exact time! Maybe tomorrow? I can give you a text around 12 or so to let you know if I'll be free.
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Sinead Winters71 weeks ago
Hey Alan! Just wanted to say thanks to you and Alex for Friday, had a great time! About lunch this week, dunno if I'll be able to, I started actual work this week but if I can get an early lunch someday I'll give you a txt. Any days that don't suit you?
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Heritage Centre71 weeks ago
Spam Attack!!!
Heritage Centre Play Whelan's on Thursday 7th of August.
Check our Bebo or MySpace pages for more info.
it had been way too long since u had a pic
Laura M 2 Replysdo u hav any pics of london? u shud check mine out, ur face is priceless,when u saw the theatre
btw ADD ALEX!!!!
just thought id remind you that were goin on holidays!!!!!! only 3 days left!
Laura M 0 ReplysThey may be lopsided but they're still breasts.
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