1. ive lost my cell phone number can i have urs
2. r u wearing space pants caus ur ass is out of this world
3. ive lost the keys 2 my house can i stay at ur house
4. r u tierd caus uve ben running through my mind all day
5. did it hurt when u feel from heaven caus i swear ive jst seen an angel
6. was ur father a theif caus he stole the stars from the sky and put them in ur eyes
7. ur so sweet u put cadbury out of buisness
8. i like dat shirt but it would look beter on my bedroom floor
9. do u hav spanner eyes caus evrytime i look at u my nuts tighten
10. do u like whales caus i gota hump back at my place
11. i have a mirror in my pocket caus i can c me in ur pants
12. the only thing ur eyes havnt told me is ur name
13. do u like maths... lets add u and me 2gether
14. can i take ur picture caus i no wat i wnt santa 2 get me 4 christmas
15. do u like trees lets root
16. Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out
17. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I'll sure make your bed-rock.
18. When God made you, he was having a very good day.
19. ive lost my teddy bear so can i sleep with you tonite
20. are you a chicken farmer? cause your good at raising cocks
21. do u have a band aid coz i scraped my knee when i fell 4 ya
22. do u work at subway coz u gave me a foot long
23. do u work at the post office? coz i seen u checking out my package