croc hat is on my desk in my room & green jacket in the shed if u wana pop ova and get it one day b4 u fuk off to gc. Im bak up north... Hope u don't get ur roommates in2 as much trouble as u got urs last year u cunt.

Bak in town tomorow pig balls!!

Mine are quality tips, just unlucky once again. Got place in last but still went down! My worst tip of the week was by far the fukn dockers! Wot was i thinking!!! Any chance of narks getting his end wet? U mite have to be a wingman, but knowing u that would be a difficuilt job to uphold ;.Thought youd be over cluba by now big fella! How the hell are the kangas 2nd is the biggest mystery of the year!! Yeh mate will say gday 2 narksy cuzs, he should cum up here if he wants to pik up, one elder offered to hook me up with her pregnant daughter the other day down at the tab haha. An offer i refused but for a bloke in narks situation it could be taken up!

Surely Action Plan can finally bring home the gold 2moro, fkn let me down with two 2nds. I rkn Our Fuji Mak mite sneek in the 7th with good odds. Demands Attention, Centrum and Given Vision for a decent little tri in the 5th. And a punter last week told me always bak Harvey in the last so will jump on Local Legend although my mate Ernie rekons Banner Storm is best bet of the day. He knows shit!! So there's a couple cheaky tips after a day of analyzing!! U going down to watch it since u got day off footy? I notice u still have admirers even tho u attached, impressed . Btw nice profile pic!!

i got princess o'lara. And two fkn 2nds with Ready Freddy & Action Plan but only had it on nose, so that was shithouse. So ended up going down!! Mostly favourites came thru.

Didn't realise belmont was on but will be down with all my mates at the pub.Dam its 1 day b4 payday so none of them will be there!! Impact Rating will be a given but short. Mite be bak as early as next week coz won't be starting job till late August and need to do drug test & physical etc in perth.Will give u buz when get in town.Howz the knee? Any Croc fundraisers soon? Have u selfappointed yaself captain this year or wot

Fuk me i'm considering taking up professionaly gambling after anutha skillful day at TAB, decent 'Proven Babe'came thru with goods. Finally my bad luck of being being pipped out by nose is over! Don't worry bout giving me tips for wknd i'll have a couple for ya since i'm now an online member of TAB! Yeee haaah

Jeska came up 4 the wk so just bin showing her the many tourist sites of this town! Yeh seen u hurt ur knee in paper but then it sed ankle as well, prolly just soft as usual! Yeh got couple job offers, 1 for Rio Tinto which would be longer term and then 1 for railway company which may be shit but would be best option if i want to travel at end of year!! Howz lubly carla going? Shit u wouldn't want to bust ur knee 4 unigames, cheeky goldy in the rekoning!

Wots bin happening slydog? How was footy up north? Any tab tips for me? Its bin my 2nd home for a while up here, had very handy win on satday but just got piped by nose on lubly tri today and Columbus Cullen hit a wall with 10 metres to go as well. Unlucky tipper!!

Big Uncle A, you big sing, when you having some tiger time in Des "Port" Hedland??? Prob gonna miss ya, dont get back to Karachi til sun morn....i'm sure sharky will drink my half of the esky anyway! Big hello to uncle mitch

Moodometer on the up pffft.... Whens that useless grey hack next racing? Most arrogant horse i've ever watched, to then come last haha. The question is how r u going to keep ur dick in ur pants at unigames?

HEY ANDREW,
HOW YA GOIN???WAT YA BEEN UP 2???I SEEN YA PLAYIN FOOTY....

Yeah i know it was a bit spontaneous but not up here for long i don't think.

Slyest of slys!!!