When's the last time you had a nightmare?
The other night. Someone was trying to drown me in a bath haha

Do you love someone?
Lots of people!

What does your last received text message say and who is it from?
None of ur business

Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Yeahh.

You're at a party and the person you fell hardest for is there, what do you do?
wouldnt u like to know

Your parents wanna send you on the show worlds strictest parents, what would you say?
Maybe do it for a laugh. Would b some experience!

Whens the last time you wrote someone a letter?
When upe was in Afghan

How do you feel about one night stands?
al have to say no comment. bt dont make a habit of it ppl. ul start to get a name!

Why did you last cry?
My uncles funeral

Are you a jealous person?
Can be

Are you mean?
Very.

Do you have a bedtime?
After 12

Do you regret anything?
Yeah

What's the biggest mistake you ever made?
Pft. how long u got?

Are you happy?
Very.

How's your heart?
Brilliant

Have your parents ever caught you doing something bad?
Yep. wasnt gd

Your phone goes off during the night, do you answer it?
Yeah.

Do you have feelings for someone?
Sure do

What's your opinion on teenage drinking?
On yi go wee man! get it down yi lol

Should they legalize marijuana?
A think yes. It helps with some medical codnitions yi know.

Who was the last person to take your pants off?
What kinda of bludy questions that! me wen a wenty the toilet god sakes.

What's the reason behind your myspace song?
dnt have myspace. one on bebo is coz its gd

Is there anybody you wish you could be spending time with right now?
Sure is

Are you excited about anything tonight?
Yep. going to my bed ha.

Do you think the last person you kissed is nice?
Mhmm

Does anybody call you by your last name?
Katrina always calls me "smiff" evryone else is "smiffy".

Name something you dislike about the day you're having?
am too tired!

What are you sitting on right now?
My couch

Do you understand football?
Nah n a couldnt care less

Have you told anyone you miss them lately?
Nah

Is there someone that can make you smile no matter what?
Top of my list is shaun f.

Who was the first person you talked to today?
Mick

Would you ever live with any of your best friends?
Yea. Would have to set some rules tho.

Do you miss your past?
Miss school tyms n the laugh. and no bcoz a like my life now!

Are you attracted to males or females?
Males.

How's your hair right now?
Absalute hate itttttttttt.

Is your birthday in less than 6 months?
no longer

Are you a good listener?
Yep. better at talking tho!

What was the last thing you drank?
Water

Is there someone you will never forget?
I always remember everythng

Can you commit to one person?
I can yeah.

Are you a mean person?
Not all the time.

Last time you were really happy?
Im really happy just now

You're locked in a room with the person you last kissed, any problems?
Probly argue abt who locked us in? haha.

Have you ever felt like you weren’t good enough?
Nah. always been told..."ur just as good, if not better"

Who will you be with on Saturday night?
Dono. Probs Michael

Are you friends with your most recent ex?
I Dont hate him. jst not spoke since we split lol

What was the last thing you watched on television?
Green street

Did anyone see you kiss the last person you kissed?
Yea

Think back to the last person you kissed, how many times have you cried in front of them?
Once

When's the next time you'll see your closest friend?
Closest? dno.

What's something you really want right now, be honest?
To be able to sleep

If you saw someone shoplifting would you tell?
Nah. ad jst shout jake!!!

Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
Mick

Do you think you will be married in 5 years?
23.... Hmmm ad like to have some idea of wht a wis

100 Questionss

1. Slept naked? Yess
2. Taken a shower with someone? Nope
3. Kissed a member of the same sex? aye
4. Drove a car? sure have
5. Stole anything from a shop? when a wis like 5
6. Been in love? aye
7. Been dumped? ayep bt not in a very long tym!
8. Stole money from a friend/family member? no
9. Gotten in a car with people you just met? aye
10. Been in a fist fight? Aye
11. Snuck out of your/someone’s house? yesss
12. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? probly
13. Been arrested? aye
14. Hugged a stranger? Yeah
15. Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? aye
16. Left your house with out telling your parents? ayep
17. Had a crush on your neighbor? never gadze
18. Ditched school to do something more fun? ta eget drunk, aye lol
19. Slept in a bed with a member of the opposite sex? yes
20. Lost a friend? nah
21. Been on a plane? yes
22. Been to an island? eh dno is spain an island?
23. Slept in until 3? aye
24. Love someone or miss someone right now? Yeahh
25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? eh probly
26. Made a snow angel? yes
27. Played dress up? aye hehe
28. Cheated while playing a game? all the tym lol
29. Been lonely? nah
30. Kissed more than 4 people in one night? in a friendly way aye.
32. Felt an earthquake? naw
33. Touched a snake? naw gadze
34. Ran a red light? aye on wan a 1st driving lessons hehe
35. Been suspended from school? nup
36. Had detention? Aye
37. Been in a car accident? nah
38. Had a party in your house while ur parents were away? kinda
39. Used a fake id? aye had fake written all over it hehe.
40. Crawled through a window? naw dnt think a would fit lol
41. Been lost? aw aye
42. Been to the opposite side of the country? spain?
44. Cried yourself to sleep? aye
47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? all the tym
48. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? gadze naw lol
49. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? aye
50. Kissed in the rain? aye
51. Sang in the shower? a always do lol
52. Made love in a park? no comment hehe!!
53. Had a dream that you married someone? dnt thinkso
54. Glued your hand to something? naw bt a stapled it
55. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? Noooooo
56. Ever gone to school partially naked? Nah
57. Been a cheerleader? nut
58. Had more than ten boy/girl friends? awk aye!
59. Didn\'t take a shower for a week? naw am no a tink,
60. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? ayeeeeeee
61. Played chicken? whts tht?
62. Eva jumped in da pool & yr bikini fell off? aye wis hilarious lol
63. Been told you\'re hot by a complete stranger? ae weirdos
64. Broken a bone? ma arm
65. Been easily amused? a always am lol
66. Laugh so hard you cried? aye lol
67. Mooned/flashed someone? ayeeee
68. Cheated on a test? ayep
69. Forgotten someone\'s name? dnt remember ma own most of the tym lol
71. Done something dumb while drunk? every wkend
73. Blacked out from drinking? aye
74. Played a prank on someone? aye hahaha!
75. Gone to a late night movie? eh no that late abt 9 o'clock.
76. Made love to anything not human? that would jst be pretty odd !!!!!!!
77. Failed a class? och aye.. geography and biology!
78. Choked on something you\'re not supposed to eat? a packet of crisps.. blame my mother!
79. Do u smoke? yep
80. Cheated on a girl/boyfriend? yeah ages ago tho
81. Celebrate the 4th of July? nah why would a ?
82. Thrown strange objects? aye
83. Felt like killing someone? aw the tym
84. Thought about running away? wen a was 5 r sumthng
86. Got a piercing? Earss / belly
87. Cut your own hair? OMG aye disasterrrrrrr.
89. Made a parent cry? ma mum cried when a wis in hospital gtin teeth out the weirdo lol
90. Cried over someone? ayep
91. Kept somebody else\'s clothes you borrowed? aye gt huners a micks here.
93. Had/Have a dog? nah
94. Have an iPod ? did have broke and lost it
95. Smoked a cigarette? aye
96. Been in a b

1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an
argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this
means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five
minutes if you have just been given five more minutes
to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This
means something, and you should be on your toes.
Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.


4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't
Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a
non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A
loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for
the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous
statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay
means she wants to think long and hard before deciding
how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question,
or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous
statement, meaning this is something that a woman has
told a man to do several times, but is now doing it
herself. This will later result in a man asking
'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3