1. I died?
2. I said I liked u?
3. I kissed u?
4. I hugged u?
5. I was in love an i got my heart brokn?
6. I was about to jump outta airoplane wit out a parachute?
7. I asked u to go out wit me?
8. I said i hated u?
9. I said i loved u so much my heart bleads?
10. this was de last time u ever spoke 2me wat wud ur last words 2 me be?

one.
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under you picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.


two.
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.


three.
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.


four.
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.


five.
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.


six.
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways.


seven.
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!


eight.
Little 6th graders who have bebos
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.!!!


nine.
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true bebo Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.


ten.
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have them).


eleven.
And if you open a msg and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER MAKE THAT SHIT UP THINKING THAT PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR THEIR STUPID TRAP!!! AND YOU DO!!!!




This is a test to see how many people
in your friends list
actually pay attention to you.
repost as dnt b silly and read dis

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool...

My Life!

Opening credits:
Tentative - System Of A Down

Waking up:
Is It Any Wonder - Keane

Average day:
Blind - Korn

First date:
Dreaming - System Of A Down

Falling in love:
Suite-Pee - System Of A Down

Love scene:
Shimmy - System Of A Down

Fight scene:
Suggestions - System Of A Down

Breaking up:
Bubbles _ System Of A Down

Making up:
The Prison Song - System Of A Down

Secret love:
Jessica - Elliot Minor

Life's okay:
Parallel Worlds - Elliot Minor

Mental Breakdown:
Small Black Flowers That Grow In The Sky - Manic Street Preachers

Driving:
Leaving So Soon - Keane

Deep thought:
Turn To Despair - Bullet For My Valentine

Flashback:
Forest - System Of A Down

Partying:
Living Dead Girl - Rob Zombie

Happy dance:
Did My Time - Korn

Regretting:
No One Knows - Queens Of The Stone Age

Long night alone:
Violent Pornography - System Of A Down

Final Battle:
Sugar - System Of A Down

Death scene:
Chasing Cars - Snow Patrol

Closing credits:
Word Up! - Korn

the long night alone one made me laugh