YOU KNOW YOU’RE AN INDY GEEK WHEN…

#20
...you snap in to attention when u hear someone say something about Harrison Ford or Indiana Jones.and smile extremely big.and start giggling and acting weird ,i dont know why that happens?it happens to me tho. am i the only one??? i doubt it.

#19
...you get a Husky and name it Indiana.

#18
...you stalk any one that looks like Harrison Ford.

#17
...your reading this blog.

#16
...you do things like him and not know it............like smiling crooked.

#15
...you try to think of a way to get a scar on your chin.

#14
...you got Indy stuff all over your bedroom walls.

#13
...you have his entire outfit.

#12
...you get a boyfriend that looks like Indy or a girlfriend that looks like Marion.

#11
...in Monopoly, you do all you can to get Indiana avenue.

#10
...you steal stuff from local antiquities stores, claiming: "That thing belongs in a museum!"

#9
...you have a whip hanging in your closet, and don't understand the funny looks you get from your peers...

#8
...you break into the Indy ride at Disneyland and take the place of animatronic Indy... and nobody knows the difference.

#7
...you let someone push the shopping cart really fast through the aisle while you try to stop it with your foot.

#6
...you pretended that Indy's your pillow and start hugging it to the extreme! thank God it aint really him.

#5
...you map out your road trips with a red marker.

#4
...you name your six goldfish Indy, Sallah, Marcus, Fedora, Belloq, and Henry

#3
...you kill the one named Belloq

#2
...you'll only merry someone with the last name Jones.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN INDY GEEK: WHEN...

#1
...you whistle the Raiders march while beating up Nazis.

You can learn a lot from an butt-kicking archaeologist....

-Stay out of the light.

-Always carry a whip.

-Never take a drink from a notorious Chinese Mob Boss.

-Have a comical sidekick in every locale.

-When some dudes open up a mystical box, keep your eyes shut.

-Feed the monkey the dates first.

-Never trust attractive German women. [They always turn out to be Nazis.]

-Choose Wisely.

-A penitent man kneels before God. [Or.. a giant spinning blade.]

-If some people say that they're normal, and then feed you a snake stuffed with live eels, they're not.

-Remember to cover you heart.

- if you're friend starts acting funny, just poke 'em with a torch. They'll snap out of it.

-It always has to be snakes.

-Never stay in a hotel room with murals.

-Leave no child behind.

-Don't get lost in your own museum.

-Trust no one.

-Always travel via the red line.

-The pen is mightier than than the sword.

-Don't let anyone call you Junior.

-Gun beats sword. Everytime.

-If the poison is still fresh, the Hovitos are following you.

-Next time, it will take more than children to save you.

-If you bury a watch in the sand for a thousand years, it becomes priceless..

-Never throw him the idol if he promises to throw you the whip.

-Everyone is lost except you.

-You lost today, but that doesn't mean you have to like it.

-It belongs in a museum.

-She may have ransacked her own room --- don't fall for it.

-If you sit down on a chair connected to a secret passageway, the solution will present itself.

-It's a date. You eat them.

-And always, Always!!! try your hardest to get your hat back.Even if it means losing a hand.

-Archaeology is a search for fact,not truth.

-Im like a bad penny,i always show up.

-Never go on an adventure with out your hat. ;-)

ANYBODY UNDER THE AGE OF 13 SHOULD NOT RE-POST THIS.
JUST CAUSE YOU WERE BORN IN '93' OR '94' DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE A 90s KID.
IT'S NOT LIKE YOU COULD REMEMBER SOME OF THE ORIGINAL SIMPSONS.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A BRITISH 90s KID IF...

>YOU CAN SING THE RAP TO "THE FRESH PRINCE OF BELL AIR"
>YOU'VE WORN LEGGINGS AND FELT COOL.
>YOU USED TO LOVE PLAYING WITH YOUR "PUPPY IN MY POCKETS"
>YOU REMEMBER WHEN IT WAS ACTUALLY WORTH GETTING UP ON A SATURDAY MORNING TO WATCH LIVE & KICKING OR SM:TV.
>YOU HAD A HUGE FRINGE AT SOME POINT IN YOUR CHILDHOOD.
>YOU REMEMBER READING AND WATCHING "GOOSEBUMPS"
>YOU TOOK PLASTIC CARTOON LUNCH BOXES TO SCHOOL.
>YOU KNOW THE WORDS FROM THE SHAKEY JAKE MILKSHAKE ADVERTS
>YOU REMEMBER THE CRAZE OF YO-YOS AND TAMAGOTCHI'S
>YOU STILL GET THE URGE TO SAY "NOT" AFTER EVERY SENTENCE. NOT.
>YOU KNEW THAT KIMBERLY, THE PINK RANGER, AND TOMMY, THE GREEN RANGER WERE MEANT TO BE.
>YOU COLLECTED POKEMON CARDS.
>YOU PLAYED AND/OR COLLECTED POGS.
>YOU HAD A WEIRD ALIEN THAT LIVED IN GOOEY STUFF IN A PLASTIC 'POD' AND THOUGHT IF YOU STUCK 2 BACK TO BACK THEY WOULD HAVE A BABY!
>YOU WATCHED THE ORIGINAL POSTMAN PAT, FIREMAN SAM AND NINJA TURTLES.
>YIKES PENCILS WERE THE BEST!-WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM?
>YOU REMEMBER WHEN THE NEW BEANIE BABIES WERE ALWAYS SOLD OUT
>YOU GOT YOUR MUM TO BUY 'BN' BISCUITS
>YOU USED TO WEAR THOSE STICK ON EARRINGS, NOT ONLY ON YOUR EARS BUT AT THE CORNERS OF YOUR EYES.
>YOU KNOW THE MACERENA BY HEART.
>"TALK TO THE HAND" ENOUGH SAID.
>YOU REMEMBER THE TIME BEFORE LITERACY AND NUMERACY HOUR EXISTED.
>YOU THOUGHT BRAIN FROM "PINKEY AND THE BRAIN" WOULD FINALLY TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
>YOU REMEMBER BUM BAGS.
>YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO BE ON FUN HOUSE
>YOU COLLECTED TAZOS.
>2 WORDS, SPICE GIRLS.
>YOU REMEMBER THE DAYS WHEN STARBURSTS WERE OPAL FRUITS.
>YOU THOUGHT SONIC THE HEDGEHOG WAS SIMPLY THE COOLEST HEDGEHOG AROUND!

RE-POST THIS IF YOU ARE A BRITISH 90s KID AND CAN RELATE TO
ANY OF THESE