That Offy Guy

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KILLING MY BRAIN CELLS ONE DRUNKEN NIGHT AT A TIME :D


OH AND IM DEFINETLY GOING TO HELL FOR THAT PICTURE BUT IT HAD TO BE DONE EVERYONE THINKS ABOUT IT I JUST DID IT SO DONT TRY TO JUDGE ME LOL







COMMONLY REFFERED TO AS " THAT OFFY GUY!"(TRADEMARKED)
MY LIVER IS SPONSORED BY O'BRIENS WINES SPIRITS AND BEER.
QUOTES
"Disconnect and self destruct, one bullet at a time
What's your hurry, everyone will have his day to die"(APC)

Take nothing at face value, disect the ordinary and then decide if you want to break free from the accepted norm. (SOCIOLOGY)

could be worse, you could be getting sick outside interflora! (ME, JULES, JEAN)

I'm a molotov cocktail.
You're Dom Perignon.(AGAINST ME!)

"Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable(JFK)

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. (HUNTER S. THOMPSON)
MUSIC I LIKES
SOULSAVERS
TOOL
A PERFECT CIRCLE
FLOYD
THE GUTTER TWINS
THERAPY?
MICHALE GRAVES
THE LIVING END,
MARK LANEGAN,
IMOGEAN HEAP,
QUEENS OF THE STONEAGE,
PIXIES,
SUNNA,
NINE INCH NAILS,
BAD RELIGION,
RISE AGAINST,
AGAINST ME,
NOFX,
DROPKICK MURPHYS,
FLOGGING MOLLY,
THE TOSSERS,
SYSTEM OF A DOWN,
SLIPKNOT,
HIM,
AVENGED SEVENFOLD,
METALLICA,
KIDNET THIEVES,
KORN,
GREENDAY,
NIRVANA ,
QUEEN ,
TENACIOUS D ,
FOO FIGHTERS,
STONESOUR,
MUDVAYNE,
DISTURBED
DROWNING POOL,
IRON MAIDEN,
MISFITS,
MUSE
MURDERDOLLS,
MUSHROOMHEAD,
NEW FOUND GLORY,
NICKLEBACK,
NIGHTWISH
OFFSPRING,
PANTERA,
POWERMAN5000,
RADIOHEAD,
RAGE,
RAMMSTEIN,
RED HOT CHILLI PEPPERS,
PUMPKINS,
TYPE O NEGATIVE,
ROB ZOMBIE,
FAITH NO MORE,
ALICE IN CHAINS,
JUSTICE,
DAFT PUNK,
BEATORRENT,
AIR,
ZERO 7,
DESERT SESSIONS,
U NAME IT I PROB LIKE IT
CLARE O <ZARASTRIPE>
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MY MANY NAMES
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FAVE ACTORS
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NEWS OF THE WEEK SHIT
IM IN UL NOW HA HA FUK YE ALL I MADE IT TO A SMART PERSONS COLLEGE

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  • texts from last night best website ever!!!

    (352): I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
    (352): Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.


    (763): I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.


    (412): Dude, you need to talk to your mom
    (724): wtf?
    (412): She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you

    (617): That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.


    (631): woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.

    (214): She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.


    (661): I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."


    (513): god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"


    (415): She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.


    (206): So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?

    (925): I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(


    (650): apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again


    (210): I just want to hang out with her.
    (916): You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.


    (203): it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up


    (407): Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.


    (513): The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?


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  • politics in terms of farmyard animals( robbed from tadgh and edited lol)

    SOCIALISM

    * You have 2 cows.
    * You give one to your neighbor.

    COMMUNISM

    * You have 2 cows.
    * The State takes both and gives you some milk.

    FASCISM

    * You have 2 cows.
    * The State takes both and sells you some milk.

    NAZISM

    * You have 2 cows.
    * The State takes both and shoots you.

    BUREAUCRATISM

    * You have 2 cows.
    * The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the
    milk away…

    TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM

    * You have two cows.
    * You sell one and buy a bull.
    * Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
    * You sell them and retire on the income.

    5 comentarios 388 días

  • baby im an anarchist

    Through the best of times,
    Through the worst of times,
    Through Nixon and through Bush,
    Do you remember '36?
    We went our seperate ways.
    You fought for Stalin.
    I fought for freedom.
    You believe in authority.
    I believe in myself.
    I'm a molotov cocktail.
    You're Dom Perignon.
    Baby, what's that confused look in your eyes?
    What I'm trying to say is that
    I burn down buildings
    While you sit on a shelf inside of them.
    You call the cops
    On the looters and piethrowers.
    They call it class war,
    I call it co-conspirators.

    'Cause baby, I'm an anarchist,
    You're a spineless liberal.
    We marched together for the eight-hour day
    And held hands in the streets of Seattle,
    But when it came time to throw bricks
    Through that Starbucks window,
    You left me all alone.

    You watched in awe at the red,
    White, and blue on the fourth of july.
    While those fireworks were exploding,
    I was burning that fucker
    And stringing my black flag high,
    Eating the peanuts
    That the parties have tossed you
    In the back seat of your father's new Ford.
    You believe in the ballot,
    Believe in reform.
    You have faith in the elephant and jackass,
    And to you, solidarity's a four-letter word.
    We're all hypocrites,
    But you're a patriot.
    You thought I was only joking
    When I screamed "Kill Whitey!"
    At the top of my lungs
    At the cops in their cars
    And the men in their suits.
    No, I won't take your hand
    And marry the State.

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    • Lucy Fitzgerald
      luv Lucy Fitzgerald

      Hey ho how are u getting on? I know it's your bday some time this month so happy early or belated bday :D xx

      hace 5 semanas
    • Dovill S
      luv Dovill S

      hey, Im good,i am starting my second year ass well, how cool is that??:D

      hace 11 semanas
    • Plum- Polly Pocket
      Plum- Polly Pocket

      college at 9 on friday morning :(

      hace 12 semanas
    • Kathryn
      luv Kathryn

      What's up with the apology? My cork birthday was last weekend, my limerick birthday is tonight, you haven't missed anything! silly boy.

      hace 13 semanas
    • Lucy Fitzgerald
      luv Lucy Fitzgerald

      How does it feel to be back to reality? It is NOT 28 degrees in Ireland! Well if it is then it's 40 in Nantes lol :L .
      I'm heading to Brest for the weekend with some Greeks. You heading out? x

      hace 13 semanas
    • Lucy Fitzgerald
      luv Lucy Fitzgerald

      Hey ho hows everything en Irlande? Things are going gr8 here. The weather is brilliant and the beach is only an hour away :D . Theres parties nearly every night here thanks to the Spanish guys! They have a fridge in their room so its become our local bar :) . Let me know all the goings on at home. I hear ye have floods haha xx

      hace 13 semanas
    • Dovill S
      luv Dovill S

      hey hunny, how r u keeping?back to college?;)

      hace 13 semanas
    • Robert O'Neill
      luv Robert O'Neill

      what up dawg?

      hace 14 semanas
    • Dovill S
      luv Dovill S

      hey:) summer wasnt too bad.didnt do anything exciting.hows u?miss u too xxx

      hace 14 semanas
    • Adolf Hitler
      luv Adolf Hitler

      pure delighted for ur sister dude, can u just imagine her in my cd collection nexta the punk n techno haha...

      now down to business okay, i want a balloon, but their are more pressing matters at hand young david...

      i say the words...

      you do the maths...

      we see what happens okay? okay...

      here we go, the words;

      o' briens... cans... pub... shots of tequila... singing... hugging... spliff... dancing... complaining about smoking area... more shots of tequila... floor... stealing pints... drunken walking... abra... taxi... home... bumping into furniture... bed... comatosed state...

      you see where im going with this, ya thought u might have ...

      in the words of skins, 'it only took us 5 hours, 4 buses, and 2 bottles of vodka...'

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw9oX...

      this link is not from skins, although, it may well have appeared to be so la la la laaaaaaaaaaaaa

      that bitch from twlight said 'sully, i want ur babies!'
      but i said 'no, there my babies!'

      hace 14 semanas
    • Sarah Skehan
      Sarah Skehan

      ah gud u still in o briens??its weird not going back to college!wen u back? hmmmm newses....i have a new man in my life!! lol yes i found someone to tie me down :L thats bout it really.....nothing exciting has happened really just bin working away!

      hace 15 semanas
    • Plum- Polly Pocket
      luv Plum- Polly Pocket

      "mean ol bitch"..i kinda like it ha ha :L

      think i might start some study now...got "homework" off the guy who gave me the grind the other day, really should start it, supposed to have it doen for tomorrow i think :(

      grrrrrrr exams >:(

      hace 15 semanas
    • Plum- Polly Pocket
      Plum- Polly Pocket

      i'm tired.. :( ..therefore i blame u :DD

      hace 15 semanas
    • Sarah Skehan
      luv Sarah Skehan

      Hey hun hows things??any craic for me?havent seen u in a lifetime!!xx

      hace 15 semanas
    • Chris The Raven Byrnes
      Chris The Raven Byrnes

      ola crack baby join the new club page http://www.bebo.com/MUSICALLYIMBALANCED

      hows u anyway man, u missin me yet hahaha

      hace 15 semanas
    • Plum- Polly Pocket
      Plum- Polly Pocket

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCQSp...

      go wild :B

      hace 15 semanas
    • Lucy Fitzgerald
      luv Lucy Fitzgerald

      Icon 2moro nite!!!! Bring the Tequilla! Lucy's last 5 days in Irlande!!!! Bring on the French boys :D :D :D !!!! xx

      hace 15 semanas
    • Plum- Polly Pocket
      luv Plum- Polly Pocket

      i have decided i am not gonna start a bebo slag off with u.so i'm gonna leave a nice comment..

      hi :DD

      hace 15 semanas
    • Plum- Polly Pocket
      Plum- Polly Pocket

      shiney balls :L

      had to be done haha

      hace 15 semanas
    • Dovill S
      Dovill S

      hey hunny, so hows ur summer going?:)

      hace 16 semanas