Douglas Taylor

whos afraid of the big bad wolf......? (vote team jacob for president)

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  • männlich, 26, Herzchen 33
  • von Gamrie its a crazy wee place
  • Ich bin Offen für alles
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  • Zuletzt aktiv: 2 Tage her
  • www.bebo.com/bongtailor

Über mich

Motto
The King Of All Thats Evil. all must pay me hommage
Ich über mich
fuckers,fuckers,fuckers. how is it gawin ?
name is Dougal am a arsehole to trade.
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I am one badass crazyass mother fucker

DAMM YOU WOMAN !!

Dont fuck with a ruff neck

if you look closely you will see my left nipple is a portal into another world

people call me
heavy d the overweight lover
i make love to my woman like
there was no other some
call me a freak some call me sick
am 5ft10" with a 3ft dick

why do cowboys have shit in their tashes ?

#lookin for love in all the wrong places#
Music
Der Vurzils, Pink Floyd slipknot korn system of a down AC/DC, Anthrax, Chuck Berry, Bon Jovi (old), Deep Purple, Dream Theater, Free, Dana Glover, opeth, pantera, helloween, smashing pumpkins Guns N Roses, John Lee Hooker, soulfly, trivium, Fleetwood mac Iron Maiden, Kid Rock, B.B. King, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Megadeth, Metallica, Morbid Angel, Motorhead, Pearl Jam, Lucie Silvas, Status Quo, Steve Vai ozzy south park mexican gwar DR dre redman war, non phixion, ill bill, south park mexican, rush shit loads the list is almost endless
Films
Fight Club, Trainspotting, Human Trafic, Donnie Darko, leon, Green Mile, resident evil 1, 2, 3, ghost dog, crank, the whole (nine, ten) yards, saw (i, ii, iii, iv, v)
Sports
paintball (fancy a game give me a shout)poker, also i love comedy cuts
Scared Of
hedge trimmers, my dick folding in on its self an me endin up with a inny instead of a outy
Happiest When
fucked and Playin on guaitar hero world tour halo3 and kickin ass at paintball....The weekend has landed. All that exists now is clubs, drugs, pubs and parties. I've got 48 hours off from the world, man. I'm gonna blow steam out my head like a screaming kettle, I'm gonna talk cod shit to strangers all night, I'm gonna lose the plot on the dancefloor. The free radicals inside me are freakin', man! Tonight I'm Jip Travolta, I'm Peter Popper, I'm going to never-never land with my chosen family, man. We're gonna get more spaced out than Neil Armstrong ever did, anything could happen tonight, you know? This could be the best night of my life. I've got 73 quid in my back burner - I'm gonna wax the lot, man! The Milky Bars are on me! Yeah
Choose Life
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fuckin big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players n electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, n dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose ur friends. Choose leisurewear n matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range o fuckin fabrics. Choose DIY n wonderin who da fuck u r on Sunday night. Choose sitting on dat couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fuckin junk food into ur mouth. Choose rotting away at da end o it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment 2 the selfish, fucked up brats u spawned 2 replace urselves. Choose ur future. Choose life... But y would I want 2do a thing like dat? I chose not 2 choose life. I chose somethin' else.N da reasons? There r no reasons. Who needs reasons when u got heroin

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  • My Eternal Dilemma...

    With Row upon row of iron bars, They can cage me. With the heat of seven suns, They can roast me. With a battalion of ogres They can guard me. But if I took my scarlet blood And sprayed it all across the sky The bars would melt The ogres kneel Their suns kowtow before me.

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schließen Kommentare

  • Zoe Green.X
    Zoe Green.X

    Hey mr taylor yi sayin? nae seen u in ages far u bidin noo? xxxxx

    9 Wochen her
  • Miz Sunshine
    Miz Sunshine

    As long as your ok x x

    14 Wochen her via Handy
  • Miz Sunshine
    Miz Sunshine

    You ok heard what happened x x

    14 Wochen her via Handy
  • Wee Scott
    Wee Scott

    kool m8 i c u nxt time u cum down ok

    14 Wochen her
  • Wee Scott
    Wee Scott

    im no bad ya fuck

    wen u bk down ma road m8

    14 Wochen her
  • Miz Sunshine
    Miz Sunshine

    You off to ya nans x x

    15 Wochen her via Handy
  • Miz Sunshine
    luv Miz Sunshine

    Thanks lol what you up to today x x

    15 Wochen her via Handy
  • Alasdair Pettett
    luv Alasdair Pettett

    hey hey there stranger!, fuckin hell dude its been how long?!. so wot u doin wiv urself these days man, u still live in the broch?. sorry man i must admit tracey said u wer askin after us ages ago but i was keepin ma distance a bit, heard u went thru a lot o shit man, but ma folks were sayin theyd seen u n u wer good. hope ur well bro, il mail u my mob numbr cos am not on bebo much nowadays, jst usually wen im bored. aye keep in touch buddy, il give u a shout next time im up that way, get a good old long awaited fuckin catch up!! miss u man, all the crazy shit we used to get up to.lol. peace out bro!.

    15 Wochen her
  • Miz Sunshine
    Miz Sunshine

    Thats good to here you lookin forward to comin home x x

    15 Wochen her via Handy
  • Miz Sunshine
    Miz Sunshine

    Thats cool so you enjoyin yourself x x x

    15 Wochen her via Handy
  • James Dunbar
    James Dunbar

    Hi dugal I went into chalmers hospital to dry out from alcohol and I have asked all the pubs to stop selling me and if i ask 4 a pint they will give me a coca cola instead. Sos i didnt make your sisters party

    15 Wochen her
  • Miz Sunshine
    luv Miz Sunshine

    Thanks for the luv i am fine thanks not been up to much coz i was in hospital last week how are you what you been up to x x

    15 Wochen her via Handy
  • Caroline Thompson
    Caroline Thompson

    Haha
    Roses really smell like poopoo!
    xx

    15 Wochen her
  • Kylie Wright
    Kylie Wright

    no much just partying 21 now its great had a party landed in a very bed state lol. but hey thats what its all bowt. anything new with u at all?? must meet up sumtime xxxx

    15 Wochen her
  • Miz Sunshine
    luv Miz Sunshine

    Hey how are you x x

    15 Wochen her via Handy
  • Kylie Wright
    luv Kylie Wright

    omfg!!! ur online!!!! lol. how r u the day doogle lol?? aint haerd drom u in awhile xxx love for u xxxx

    15 Wochen her
  • Emma-Louise Davidson
    Emma-Louise Davidson

    haha!
    o yeah,u know me when am at work,flat oot ken ha!
    x

    15 Wochen her
  • Emma-Louise Davidson
    luv Emma-Louise Davidson

    awright darlin,aye nae bad like eh!fit you sayin til it?x

    15 Wochen her
  • James Dunbar
    James Dunbar

    I am behaving mysell again now got involved with tommo
    and i had to get crashed as i was dead never again
    keep that rubbish

    18 Wochen her
  • Suzanne Weir
    Suzanne Weir

    Suzanne just showed me your picture,(It's Kevin here) You'll mind me from the Avenue, I Nearly pissed me breeks when i seen your pic, your so much like your mum with out a in your drink hand ,lol. Good to see your sence of humor is still there , say hi to your mum and tracy .
    Kevin & Suzanne

    18 Wochen her