Emma Ross

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  • Fille, 22, Câlins 233
  • de Eyemouth/Stirling
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À propos de moi

À propos de moi
I passed my test peeps .... 2 minors .... I kick ass!!!

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I thought I would hit u all with some quotes from my fave girlies.....

"Lewis, I love Joelle's make up. She puts it on so straight!"

"If pregnant ladies sunbathe does the baby get burned?"

"I touched a horse's willy today ... It felt real"

"No one likes me coz I wear chav earings"

"I would shag Oscar Wilde"

"I thought Paris was in Italy because that's where they make pizza isn't it?"

"I don't want to sit here I feel outcluded"

"Thank you, merci." (in spain)

"They're ducks, not geese because you have to feed them"

"Kayleigh, you're the good looking one. Emma, you've got sex appeal" (said by my granny!)

"wey, I like chocolate on me fudge"


Many more to come ...
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Jamie Dickson

Jamie Dickson

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Music
Lovn Oasis at the mo ... gig glasgow nxt month. I'll be there!! June? Yep, then too.
Films
Livin it up as a teacher rite now, im loving 'genre alive' 'teaching togetherness' and 'Of mice and men'
Sports
Hockey, im so good my eye almost fell out in shock!!
Happiest When
When wv stunky pants, snuggled up in a huge cover. When havin tea and biscuits, when using all the hot water in the shower oooh and when cleaning the bathroom ... I know but I do
Likes
When the flat is not on fire, when the flat is not flooded, when the alarms in the flat don't go off when i switch on the lights, when my bed doesn't squeak, when neds don't get into the flat, when the hall in my building isn't stained black with smoke, when the lights in the hall work and when whoever the fuck it is making noise behind my flat has a lie in.
When electricity doesn't cost me £450 a month, when electricity providers aren't rude, when i can put the heating on without an insane amount of guilt and when alarms don't go off ALL night ...
Ibiza 2008 Entailed ....
Happy-slap, policia locale, batons, fountains, spanish cheers, expensive beers, vip access, woman hands, strippers, sportsfans, tornados, somersaults, sun burn, dodgy paella, sweaty sleep, 6am, water party, blue bra, cold chicken, KFC, hamburguesa con pollo, amnezzzzzzzzia, stealing cleaners, ten of hearts, aloe vera, wet wallets, loud builders, Jason Bourne, bruised fingers, leather gloves .... HANGOVERS.

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  • Shock Report!!!!

    THE Stirling EARTHQUAKE


    A major earthquake measuring 8.8 on the Richter scale hit Stirling in
    Scotland in the early hours of Monday morning. Vicitms were seen wandering
    around aimlessly muttering, "whit the fuk", ah dinnae ken" and "ya hoor
    sur". The earthquake decimated the area of Stirling causing £30 - £40
    worth of damage. Several priceless collections and mementos from the
    Balearics, Turkey and the Spanish Costas were damaged beyond repair. Three
    areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed. Many locals were woken well

    before their Giros arrived. The Strirling Observer reported that hundreds of residents were confused and bewildered, still trying to come to terms with the fact that something interesting had happened in the area.
    One resident Karen Sinclair, a 17 year old mother of five said it was such a

    shock - "my little Chardonnay-Mercedes came running into my bedroom crying.
    My younger two children - Tyler-Morgan and Ayisha-Storm slept right through
    it all. I was still shaking when I was watching Jeremy Kyle next morning.
    Aparently, looting, muggings, drug dealing, car crime and prostitution did
    manage to carry on as normal.
    The British Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of Irn Bru to the area to help stricken locals. Rescue workers are still
    searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of personal
    belongings, which include benefit books, jewellery from Argos and fine bone
    china from Matalan.

    HOW YOU CAN HELP
    This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those
    unfortunates caught up in the disaster. Clothing is most sought after, the
    most needed include: Fila or fake Burberry baseball caps, Kappa trackie tops
    (his and hars) Shell suits (female) white sports socks, Rockport boots,
    Donkey jackets and any other items usually sold at Poundies.
    Food parcels may be harder to come by, but are needed all the same. Required
    foodstuffs include microwave meals, tins of budget baked beans, ice cream
    and cans of Colt 45 or Special Brew.

    Remember 22p buys a biro for the Giro and compensation form. £2 buys chips
    and blue fizzy drinks for a family of 9. £5 will buy a packet of fags and a
    lighter to calm the nerves of those affected.
    Please do not sent tents for shelter, as the sight of posh housing is unfair
    on the population of neighbouring areas of Raploch and Alloa.

    Remember, "money isn't everything, but it keeps the kids in touch"
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  • Caroline Doolan
    luv Caroline Doolan

    Howz you? What school did you get? x

    Il y a 14 semaines
  • Nicola Cron
    luv Nicola Cron

    hey hows things?? i texted you a while ago but you aint replied so im thinking i copied your number wrong into my new phone. My number is the same tho!!! it was just to tell you bout my news of going to aus in september and wanting to see if you would be home over the summer at any point so we can catch up and have a night out.. hope you are well. P.S i am now a qualified social worker. xxx

    Il y a 23 semaines
  • Brandrew
    Brandrew

    I was thinking dove grey to match the hoods, instead of them putting our hoods on us when we graduate then we should get them to clip the bumbags on. i think we might just start a new trend! i found that note we wrote in that lecture when i was clearing out my room with a list of things that woman had in her bumbag- prozac, vibrator and spare bumbag.
    XXX

    Il y a 27 semaines
  • Nicola Cron
    luv Nicola Cron

    Hello hows things??? we will need a catch up Miss Ross, so much happening at the mo. have you got your results back yet?? when is your graduation date?? im working solid the at the mo but hopefully get to see you soon...! Have you managed to get hold of any take that tixs yet? Kirsty told me that she seen you out in Stirling the other night but she didnt recognise you at first. xxxx

    Il y a 27 semaines
  • Brandrew
    Brandrew

    are you going to graduation? im thinking bumbags over the robes to make us look like we deserve our degrees. if there is one thing i have learned at uni it is that bumbags are the future

    Il y a 28 semaines
  • Jamie Dickson
    luv Jamie Dickson

    I will block you

    Il y a 36 semaines
  • Laura Wilkinson
    luv Laura Wilkinson

    Oh peter im really sorry, i truely am but i needed a younger model to make babies with. Hope all is forgiven. Motherhood is goin great. He is 15 months old now which is pretty god damn scary. Nothin much else goin on like. Just quiet these days. Only 2 months left! What were ya studyin again? And Hows jamie? X x x

    Il y a 37 semaines via Mobile
  • Laura Wilkinson
    Laura Wilkinson

    Hello peter. How r u gettin on? Love from edna. X

    Il y a 38 semaines via Mobile
  • Nicola Cron
    Nicola Cron

    Aww yeah now i remember. the ferry would be a cheaper option right enough, but we are going to Inverness instead so at least we are getting away. Did you go to the Sex Museum?? ma flatm8 has been and showed me the pics!!!

    I was home from one night Tuesday past to see Kay, it was her 21st and aint seen her since July!! I only have 4 weeks of Uni left and then dissertaion due in may. No motivation, cant be arsed. :(

    We have had heaps of snow today, nearly got stuck out at uni coz the buses were being cancelled but luckly my m8s fiance picked us up but it took over an hour to get home. :(

    Yeah drive to Aberdeen... toot toot. xxxx

    Il y a 42 semaines
  • Nicola Cron
    luv Nicola Cron

    Amsterdam!!! god dam you Miss Ross... i was meant to be taking Gregor there for his 21st next weekend but it worked out too expensive so yet again you have managed to go to the places i would love to visit, lol :P anyway hope you are well and hopefully catch up with you soon. xxxx

    Il y a 42 semaines
  • Jamie Dickson
    luv Jamie Dickson

    cheechy munchy!

    Il y a 42 semaines
  • Nicola Cron
    luv Nicola Cron

    yeah but you have started yours!! i aint... but hey ho, it'll get done on time. First day back today, had a 2hr orientation lecture..... waste of time. :(
    How are you doing anyway??? xxxx

    Il y a 43 semaines
  • Andrew Dickson
    luv Andrew Dickson

    I hear you passed:) Well done, Think we are coming up Sat see you then

    Il y a 44 semaines
  • Kayleigh R
    luv Kayleigh R

    yo!
    ur not talkin on msn u dick!

    wooop town on thursday night !! :)) )))))

    xox

    Il y a 45 semaines
  • Dean Mendoza
    luv Dean Mendoza

    Hello!

    Its only been 4 months and you're missing me already! Jeezo Emma!

    Aye, that sounds good! I'll make a note in ones diary! Shall we all wear a wee bit of red and some ribbons or what not? I've got so many stick on ribbons in all different colours (silver, red and gold) We can all be a colour! Or am I just getting a tad carried away?!

    X

    Il y a 48 semaines