"The world is like a ride at an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it, you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly coloured and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time, and they begin to question: is this real, or is this just a ride? And other people have remembered, and they come back to us. They say, "Hey, don't worry, don't be afraid ever, because – this is just a ride." And we … kill those people. "Shut him up. We have a lot invested in this ride. Shut him up. Look at my furrows of worry. Look at my big bank account and my family. This just has to be real." It's just a ride. But we always kill those good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok. Jesus, murdered; Martin Luther King, murdered; Malcolm X, murdered; Gandhi, murdered; John Lennon, murdered; Reagan … wounded. But it doesn't matter, because – it's just a ride. And we can change it any time we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings and money. A choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one. Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money we spend on weapons and defenses each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would pay for many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace."

"A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back, he ever wants to see a fucking cross? Kind of like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on, you know?"

"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do just as well … you just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference."

"I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I recommend you look around the world in which we live, and … I don't know, shut your fucking mouth?"

"Non-smokers die every day. Sleep tight!"

"To my delight, I find that there is a different warning on each pack of cigarettes. Mine says: "Warning: Smoking can cause fetal damage or premature birth." Fuck it – I've found my brand! "Yeah, give me a carton of Low Birth Weights." Just don't get the ones that say lung cancer, you know? Shop around, find a disease you can live with. "What are you smoking, Dave?" "Throat Polyps. Want one?" "No thanks, I'll stick with my Yellow Fingernails." "

"You know what causes sexual thoughts? I'm gonna clear the air for you tonight. I'm gonna end this debate, hopefully once and for all while on this planet, 'cause outer space awaits our presence, we are better and more unique creatures than this and all eternity is our playground, so let me go ahead and clear this one issue up once and for all and let's move on to real issues.

Here's what causes sexual thoughts: having a dick."

"Wouldn't you like to see a positive LSD story on the news? To hear what it's all about, perhaps? Wouldn't that be interesting? Just for once?

"Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration … that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we're the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather." "

001: Name - Jamie
002. Nickname - Bean
003. D.o.b- 24/09
004. Zodiac Sign - libra (scales)
005. Male or Female - male
006. School: rainey endowed
007. like it: Not so much
008. How many buddies on list? a huge quantity!!!
009. Screenname: Uncle Joe
010. Hair Color - dark brown
012. Hair Long or Short - longish
014. Eye Color - blue
015. Are you health freak - nope.
016. Height - no clue
017. Do you have a crush on someone - nope
018. Do you like yourself - aye why not?
019. Braces? - nope
020. Think your awesome? - average
021. Piercings - fuck. no.
022. Tattoo - nope
023. Righty or Lefty - right

* YOUR FIRSTS *
024. Surgery - tonsils removed
025. First piercing - none
026. First best friend - thomas boyle
027. First Award - no clue
028. First Sport You Joined -
029. First pet - dog
030. First vacation - spain somewhere
031. First Concert - Thin Lizzy tribute possibly
032. First love - Catherine

* YOUR FAVOURITES *
033. Movie - The Shank
034. Favorite tv show - Lost
035. Color - White
036. Music - Acoustic easy listening and at the other extreme Metal
039. Drink - Pepsi max (but tryin not to drink much of it)
040. Body part: ass.
041. Sport To Play -
042. Favorite piece of clothing - any pair of jeans does it.
043. Brand Of Clothing? - fuck that
044. What do you sleep with? my body....
045. Favorite School - .........
046. Favorite Animal(s) - dog
047. Favorite Books - Discworld novels
048. Favorite Magazines - got none


* CURRENTLY *
049. I'm eating - pizza
050. I'm drinking - dilutin orange (told you)
052. I'm about to - eat more
053. Listening to - Ben Harper - God Fearing Man
055. Waiting For - my luck to run out
056. Watching - this
057. Wearing - clothes

* YOUR FUTURE *
058. Want Kids? - maybe later but probably not.
059. Want to Get Married? - aye
060. Careers in Mind: none

* WHICH IS BETTER *
068. Lips or Eyes - eyes
069. Hugs or Kisses - kisses
070. Shorter or Taller - shorter
072. Romantic, Spontaneous - both
073. nice stomach or nice arms - both
074. Sensitive or Loud - slightly more sensitive
075. Hook-up or Relationship - relationship
076. Sweet or Caring - explain the difference?
077. Trouble Maker or Hesitant? - more hesitant

* HAVE YOU EVER *
078. Kissed a Stranger - nope
079. Drank bubbles - aye
080. Lost glasses/contacts - nope
081. Ran Away From Home - nope
082. Broken a bone - hmmmm, toughie... no.......
083. Got an X-ray - aye
084. Broken Someone's Heart - so i've been told
085. Turned Someone Down - yep
087. Cried When Someone Died - nope


* DO YOU BELIEVE IN *
089. God - Personal way
090. Miracles - the non theological kind
093. Aliens - down to probabilites
094. Magic - no
095. Heaven - Personal Way
096. Santa Claus - since i was born
097. Sex on the first date - naw
098. George Bush - no
099. Angels - one.

Taoism - Shit happens.
Hinduism - This shit happened before.
Islam - If shit happens, take a hostage.
Buddhism - When shit happens, is it really shit?
7th Day Adventist - Shit happens on Saturday.
Protestantism - Shit won't happen if I work harder.
Catholicism - If shit happens, I deserve it.
Jehovah's Witnesses - Knock Knock "Shit happens!"
Judaism - Why does shit always happen to me?
Hare Krishna - Shit happens rama rama ding dong.
Atheism - No shit.
T.V.Evangelism - Send more shit!
Rastafarianism - Let's smoke this shit!
Scientology - Aliens make shit happen! (Thanks Ian)
Jedi - You can MAKE shit happen! (Honours to Phili)