Gazza
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- It's just a ride, and we can change it any time we want.
- Me, Myself, and I
- I was told when I grew up I could be anything I wanted: a fireman, a policeman, a doctor - even President, it seemed. And for the first time in the history of mankind, something new, called an astronaut. But like so many kids brought up on a steady diet of Westerns, I always wanted to be the avenging cowboy hero—that lone voice in the wilderness, fighting corruption and evil wherever I found it, and standing for freedom, truth and justice. And in my heart of hearts I still track the remnants of that dream wherever I go, in my endless ride into the setting sun.
RIP Bill Hicks - Music
- Arctic Monkeys, 2pac, The Ordinary Boys, The Kooks, Prodigy, Razorlight, Oasis etc. Basicly Indie, Rock, some Rap, R&B, Dance, D&B.
- Films
- ANCHORMAN!!! Final destination Trilogy, James Bond Gangs of new york, and other adventure films but mainly I just watch Stand-up dvd's all the time!
- Sports
- Mancester United and Gloucester Rugby
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- garypitt89@hotmail.co.uk
Add me If u wanna, don't if u don't, its pretty simple really! - Comedians I have seen
- Jimmy Carr, Lenny Henry, Sean Lock, Lee Mack, Neil Britton, Russell Howard, Rich Hall, Micheal Macintyre, Dara O'Briain, Brendon burns, Trevor Lock, Jon Richardson
- Favorite Stand-up Comedians
- BILL HICKS MAN, BILL HICKS! Also Russell Brand, Peter Kay, Lee Evans, Sean Locke, Ricky Gervais, Jimmy Carr, Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock, Bill Bailey, Dara O'Briain, Ed Byrne, Richard Pryor, sam kinison etc
- Things I hate
- Dennis Leary, Micheal Winner, Legal adverts, Loan sharks, supernanny, Cherie Blair, Traffic jams, the forest of dean, horoscopes, tarot, channel 5, censorship, body peircings, loads of tattoos, unnatural hair colour, the elderly
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Captain camp and his Cat milk Capers!
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My stand-up comedy assembly.
I thought It went amazing, but here is the script in full if you weren't there!!! Well, it is what I can remeber of it, improvised loads!
Hi. Right uh, is it too late to call this off? Damn. Ok. Well, when I told people I was doing this they all said I had a lot of balls, but was going to crash and burn, which was nice. I denied it but they were right, I got here entirely on balls. And backstage they just left me. Tugs on testicles as if there is nothing there
Did you all see the McCartney Mills divorce case? Interesting wasn’t it. I mean, it looked for a while live heather didn’t have a leg to stand on. No but seriously she got £24.3 million pounds. And she wanted half. Put it this way, he was worth a fortune before he met her, and he did very little work when they were together. Then she complained that her daughter only got 35,000 pounds a year. The average income in Britain is about £20,000. She earns more than most of Britain and she still wets the bed. But Britain really hates Heather mills you know? Did you hear that she poured a jug of water over Paul’s defence lawyer screaming I’m no loser? Maybe not, but you appear to be a total dick. Also, Pouring is quite slow; his lawyer must have just sat there and taken it for quite a while. Mimes pouring water onto someone. The settlement worked out at around £700 an hour. If we assume that the average British couple has sex 3 times a week that cost him around £40,000 a time. He should have shopped around. I mean for £40,000 He could have had me! In fact, if anyone here has a spare £40,000 then bending over I’m all yours.
You know that news is defined as the reporting of an event, not the event itself, and you look at papers in Britain you can see it is true. If it was just the event, no bias the same story would be on the front page of every paper. But as it is each paper has there own little twist.
There is the Mail with immigrants steal our jobs and eat our babies,
The express with Britain is falling apart. If only Diana was here.
The Sport leads with TITS!!!!!
The sun goes with BE AFRAID (whilst looking at her tits.)
And the independent is certainly not independent. It’s ideal headline would just be a picture of a Polar bear, looking at the ice caps crying, with the caption RECYCLE!
Right, so the time according to the projector is 902, but the bell just went so I will let you go and learn. Thankyou!!!
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Bill Hicks - Ambition
I was told when I grew up I could be anything I wanted: a fireman, a policeman, a doctor - even President, it seemed. And for the first time in the history of mankind, something new, called an astronaut. But like so many kids brought up on a steady diet of Westerns, I always wanted to be the avenging cowboy hero—that lone voice in the wilderness, fighting corruption and evil wherever I found it, and standing for freedom, truth and justice. And in my heart of hearts I still track the remnants of that dream wherever I go, in my endless ride into the setting sun
Valdosta, Georgia, USA 17th December 12am celebration of the 46th Anniversary of the birth of Bill Hicks
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It's Just a Ride
Its just a ride
"The world is like a ride at an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it, you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly coloured and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time, and they begin to question: Is this real, or is this just a ride? And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, "Hey – don't worry, don't be afraid ever, because this is just a ride." And we … kill those people. "Shut him up. We have a lot invested in this ride. Shut him up. Look at my furrows of worry. Look at my big bank account and my family. This just has to be real." It's just a ride. But we always kill those good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok. But it doesn't matter, because – it's just a ride.
And we can change it anytime, we want.
It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings and money. A choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one. Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money we spend on weapons and defenses each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would pay for many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace
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Howdie Gaz! I'm at Wolverhampton, doing Computer Games Design. Came up on Sunday, and I'm pretty much the only Englishman in the block, everyone else is foreign.
And yes, but hopefully my script will bring a little bit of me into the panto!
No no, that'll stay under wraps at least until it's finished
I can send you the one I submitted, if you want a read of it though, tis called Star Warped.
Madrid? You lucky so-n-so! I was supporting Spain, tis good they won something at last!
Yeah, everyone's saying my script was good, I thought it was appalling cus it's my first. But yeah, I hope to be able to alter it so it's more suitable, but I've got another idea for a panto which'll come first.
I'm good thanks (Sorry I didn't comment back sooner). Exams were okay, some (Maths) were harder than others (ICT), but now I'm forgetting all about them and trying to find a job.
How about you? Enjoying life without school?
I haven't uploaded it, I used the 'Copy to Profile' option, cus I liked it so very much. Now more people will see it... Well, the two sad, lonely people who view my profile will see it anyway
Just watched your Holiday in Gloucester, it's brilliant! Wonderfully done!
BOOP OOP A DOOP
hey i have a load of pics of the sat night performance on my page have a look
na not just yet i only started a couple of years ago
wht bout you?
Heya, I've put some panto shots on my page! Lovely shot of you having make-up put on.
Ah, there you are.