[first lines]
The Salesman: [voiceover] She shivers in the wind like the last leaf on a dying tree. I let her hear my footsteps. She only goes stiff for a moment.

Marv: She says her name is Goldie.

Marv: [Narrating] I don't know why you died, Goldie. I don't know why and I don't know how, I never even met you before tonight. But you were a friend and more when I needed one. And when I find out who did it, it won't be quick and quiet like it was with you. It'll be loud and nasty. My kind of kill. And when his eyes go dead the hell I send him to will seem like heaven after what I've done to him. I love you, Goldie.

Wendy: Kill em' for me Marv. Kill 'em good.

Marv: I love hitmen. No matter what you do to them, you don't feel bad.

Cop: Sir! There's no sign of the target.
Marv: Here's a sign.
[comes up behind cop and swings hatchet into the cop's crotch]

Shellie: On a night like this everybody's looking for somebody stranger.

Priest: ...ask yourself if that corpse of a slut is worth dying for.
Marv: Worth dying for.
Marv: Worth killing for.
Marv: Worth going to hell for.
Marv: Amen.

Marv: That's one fine coat you're wearing

Marv: What if I'm wrong? I've got a condition. I get confused sometimes. What if I've imagined all this? What if I've finally turned into what they've always said I would turn into? A maniac. A psycho killer.

Marv: He never screams. Even after the dog has its fill and his guts are hanging out, he never screams.

Dwight: This clown's out of control. I followed him here to make sure he didn't hurt any of the girls.
Gail: Us helpless little girls.

Jack Rafferty: You want to see it? You wanna see what I got?
Becky: I've seen all shapes, all sizes.
Jack Rafferty: [pulls gun] You seen this one?
Becky: Oh, sugar, you just gone and done the dumbest thing in your whole life.

Dwight: Deadly little Miho. She won't let you feel a thing unless she wants you to. She twists the blade. He feels it.

Dwight: She doesn't quite chop his head off. She makes a Pez dispenser out of him.

Dwight: First, we gotta rescue Gail. Then comes the kill. The big, fat kill.

Dwight: It's time to prove to your friends that you're worth a damn. Sometimes that means dying, sometimes it means killing a whole lot of people.

Dwight: The Valkyrie at my side is shouting and laughing with the pure, hateful, bloodthirsty joy of the slaughter... and so am I.

Dwight: She almost yanks my head clean off, shoving my mouth into hers so hard it hurts. An explosion that blasts away the dull, gray years between the now and that one fiery night when she was mine.

Dwight: My warrior woman. My Valkyrie. You'll always be mine, always and never. Never. The Fire, baby. It'll burn us both. It'll kill us both. There's no place in this world for our kind of fire. Always and never. If I have to die for you tonight, I will.

John Hartigan: When it comes to reassuring a traumatized 19-year-old, I'm about as expert as a palsy victim doing brain surgery with a pipe wrench.

John Hartigan: Skinny little Nancy Callahan. She grew up. She filled out.

Klump: I can only express puzzlement, that borders on alarm.

Klump: And, if my current state of much-justified petulance permits me to press the point, you are likeways demonstratably bereft of a working understanding of the perimeters of our beforementioned mission at hand.
Klump: Relevant to said mission is the following query I now put forth to you. Said query concerning matters strictly spatial in nature... Wherein this most streamlined and trunkless of transports, boner-inspiring though it may be, wherein are we to reposit our recently deceased cargo?

Shlubb: I only seek the most lighthearted and momentary digression. The briefest indulgent in automotive pleasure.
Klump: For cheap thrills. Such short-lived durability, Mr. Shlubb. You risk engendering ill will on the part of our employers.

Yellow Bastard: Recogniz

So if they ever made my life into a movie, this is what the soundtrack would be:

1. Open my music library -- ITunes playlist "Now CD's Only".
2. Put it on shuffle and press play.
4. For each scene, type the song that's playing.
5. Press next for the next scene.
6. Change the silly ones to something a bit more sensible (after all: Praise You by Fat Boy Slim doesn't really work for Breaking Up!!!)

Opening Credits: Freeek! by George Michael

Waking Up: Higher State of Consciousness by Josh Wink

Monday: Choose Life by PF Project feat. Ewan McGregor

Weekend: Maximum Overdrive by 2 Unlimited

First Crush Fascinated by Raven Maize

Breaking Up: Tom's Diner by DNA feat. Suzanne Vega

Graduation: Proud by Heather Small

Party Song: Let Me Show You by Camisra

Fight Song: Breathe by The Prodigy

Work: Shiny Disco Balls by Who Da Funk feat. Jessica Eve

Life: Point of View by DB Boulevard

Flashback: American Dream by Jakatta

Mental Breakdown: Hey Boy Hey Girl by The Chemical Brothers

Driving: Swamp Thing [Radio Mix] by The Grid

Getting Back Together: I Miss You by Blink-182

Wedding: 5,6,7,8 by Steps

Birth of Child: Circle of Life by Elton John

Final Battle: Take Me Out by Franz Ferdinand

Death Scene: It's My Life by Bon Jovi

Funeral Song: P.A.T.T. (Party All The Time) by Sharam

End Credits: Killer 2000 by ATB

I know: I have way to much time on my hands!

1. FULL NAME: Reuben Charles McKay
2. NICKNAMES: Reubeno, Rubie, Reuben-ator, Reubenstien, Reub-maister, Rhubarb, Ruby-Ruby-Ruby-Reuben, Mr Spock
3. BIRTHDAY: 18th August 1988
4. PLACE OF BIRTH: Glasgow
5. ZODIAC SIGN: Leo
6. MALE OR FEMALE: Male
7. GRADE: I'm a born genius
8. SCHOOL: The University of Aberdeen
9. OCCUPATION: Student
10.RESIDENCE: Gran's flat
11.MSN SCREEN NAME: Zarg78

___YOUR APPEARANCE___

12. HAIR COLOUR: Dark brown to black
13. HAIR LENGTH: Getting longer...
14. EYE COLOUR: Brown
15. WEIGHT: 12.5 stone (~80 kg)
16. HEIGHT: 5 foot 7 inches
17. BRACES?: None
18. GLASSES?: Permanently
19. PIERCINGS: Never
20. TATTOOS: Nope
21. RIGHTY OR LEFTY: Right-handed

___YOUR 'FIRST'S'___

22. FIRST BEST FRIEND: Sammy
23. FIRST AWARD: Something I memorised at school
24. FIRST SPORT: Paintball
25. FIRST PET: Lucy -- a cat
26. FIRST REAL HOLIDAY: Nan's house in England
27. FIRST CONCERT: Battle of the Bands 2007
28. FIRST LOVE: Julia Kupfer

___FAVOURITES___

29. MOVIES: Pretty much anything sci-fi
30. TV PROGRAMME: NCIS
31. COLOUR: Black
32. RAPPER: Kanye West or Shaggy
33. BAND: Franz Ferdinand
34. SONG RIGHT NOW: Hellektrostar by Ext1ze
35. FRIENDS: Definitely Kimmy and Paula
36. SWEET: Fruit Mentos
37. SPORT : Paintball
38. RESTAURANT: Does Pizza Hut count as a restaurant?
40. STORE: Sainsbury's
41. SCHOOL SUBJECT: CHEMISTRY!!!
42. ANIMAL: SNAKE!!!
43. BOOK: The Earth's Children series by Jean M. Auel
44. MAGAZINE: Chemistry World
45. SHOES: I only have the one pair.

___CURRENTLY___

46. FEELING: Happy
47. SINGLE OR TAKEN: Single
48. HAVE A CRUSH?: Yep
49. EATING: Nothing
50. DRINKING: Water
51. TYPING: Work, reports, stories
52. ONLINE: Sporadically
53. LISTENING TO: YouTube
54. THINKING ABOUT: Work
55. WANTING TO: Get out of debt!
56. WATCHING: Nothing
57. WEARING: T-shirt, jeans, steel toe-cap shoes and underwear

___YOUR FUTURE___

58. WANT KIDS?: Undecided
59. WANT TO GET MARRIED?: Probably
60. CAREERS IN MIND?: Chemical research scientist, forensic analyst
61. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO LIVE?: New Zealand
62. CAR: Audi A3

___WHICH IS BEST WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?___

63. HAIR COLOUR: Anything except blonde
64. HAIR LENGTH: Long
65. EYE COLOUR: Any
66. MEASUREMENTS: Nicely proportioned
67. CUTE OR SEXY?: Cute
68. LIPS OR EYES?: Eyes
69. HUGS OR KISSES: Prefer hugs
70. SHORT OR TALL: Shorter than me
71. EASYGOING OR SERIOUS: Not sure
72. ROMANTIC OR SPONTANEOUS: Romantic
73. FATTY OR SKINNY?: Somewhere in-between
74. SENSITIVE OR LOUD: Sensitive, but not too much
75. HOOK-UP OR RELATIONSHIP: Relationship
76. SWEET OR CARING?: Both
77. TROUBLE MAKER OR HESTITANT ONE?: Neither

___HAVE YOU EVER...___

78. KISSED A STRANGER: No
79. HAD ALCOHOL: Yes, but never underage
80. SMOKED: I'd sooner die
81. RAN AWAY FROM HOME: No need
82. BROKEN A BONE: No
83. GOT AN X-RAY: A few times
84. BEEN WITH SOMEONE: No
85. BROKEN SOMEONE: No
86. BROKEN UP WITH SOMEONE: Yes
87. CRIED WHEN SOMEONE DIED: Never
88. CRIED AT SCHOOL: Yes

_____DO YOU BELIEVE IN...___

89. GOD: Very strongly
90. MIRACLES: I'm a bit cinical about miracles in our times
91. LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT: Yes
92. GHOSTS: In a way
93. ALIENS: Of course aliens exist
94. SOUL MATES: No
95. HEAVEN: Yes
96. HELL: No
97. ANGELS: Angels exist
98. KISSING ON THE FIRST DATE: Whatever
99. HOROSCOPES: Horoscopes are illogical and irrational

___ANSWER TRUTHFULLY!!___


100. IS THERE SOMEONE YOU WANT BUT KNOW YOU CANT HAVE? Yes