Ronan O'Brien
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- www.TheBikiniShop.ie will be on Tv3 this monday, im excited about that.
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Blogs at www.RonanOBrien.info
Runs www.TheCostumeShop.ie
- Meine bessere Hälfte
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- Music
- Bonnie Bailey, Aqualung, Steve Angelo and Samantha James
- Films
- The Search for the holy grail, the life of Brian, Anchorman, The godfather, Alfie, Airplane, Family Guy, Airplane 2 - the sequel.
- Aspirations
- World Domination, Four or more long holidays a year...
- Scared Of
- Alco Al
- Happiest When
- Scheming, winning or in bed.
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Politics explained
Political Science for Dummies
DEMOCRATIC
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
You feel guilty for being successful.
Barbara Streisand sings for you.
REPUBLICAN
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
So?
SOCIALIST
You have two cows.
The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.
COMMUNIST
You have two cows.
The government seizes both and provides you with milk.
You wait in line for hours to get it.
It is expensive and sour.
CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE
You have two cows.
You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.
BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE
You have two cows.
Under the new farm program the government pays you to shoot one, milk the other, and then pours the milk down the drain.
AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one.
You force the two cows to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when one cow drops dead. You spin an announcement to the analysts stating you have downsized and are reducing expenses.
Your stock goes up.
FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.
You go to lunch and drink wine.
Life is good.
JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains.
Most are at the top of their class at cow school.
GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of beer, give excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour.
Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year.
ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows but you don't know where they are.
While ambling around, you see a beautiful woman.
You break for lunch.
Life is good.
BELGIAN CORPORATION
You have one cow.
The cow is schizophrenic.
Sometimes the cow thinks he's French, other times he's Flemish.
The Flemish cow won't share with the French cow.
The French cow wants control of the Flemish cow's milk.
The cow asks permission to be cut in half.
The cow dies happy.1 Kommentar 943 Tage
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Hey Ronan O'Brien,
Hope to see you at some point this weekend?
FRIDAY 27th Nov with THE TIDY BOYS @ The Vaults Dublin.
Or
GATECRASHER ANTHEMS TOUR 2009 with DAVE PEARCE @ Rapture Enfield.
&
Finally LISA PIN UP & ANNE SAVAGE @ The Temple Carlow
(Formally The Music Factory) on the 28th Nov.
All the best
Mark
Hey Ronan O'Brien,
Hope you are well? I thought I'd drop you a quick comment about some events that we are running in November.
Hope you can make it down.
Feel free to copy our skin to show your support
Hope to see you soon
All the best
Mark
Friday 27TH NOV 2009
The Vaults I.F.S.C Dublin
THE TIDY BOYS
+ Support
€20
Saturday 28TH NOV 2009
The Temple Carlow
(Formally The Music Factory)
LISA PIN UP & ANNE SAVAGE
+ Support
€15
Saturday 28TH NOV 2009
Rapture Enfield
GATECRASHER ANTHEMS TOUR 2009
DAVE PEARCE
+ Support
€15
long time no c hun hows u no news my side only little man getting really big xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
hey ronan, was hoping to invite you guys over tonight, but dont have ye'r numbers anymore as my darn fone died on me weeks ago.... gimme a shout when you get this....
085 1386220
heya hun. . . .hows you? havent seen you in ages
i'll give you a buz to catch up. You goin to laidback luke next week? 
XxX
Just cuz Sarah went and left ya for a week to Paris doesnt mean you have to go gallevanting around the world to India you know!!
and you don't even bring me back a pressie!!!tut tut!
Did ya have fun hun?
xx
hope your have a good tmie in India! Yea when your back!! we'll meet up for a few drinks!
well Ronan what up ta? I'm up to fuck all at the moment!! lost me job there last week!!
have a glance at my skin
excuses excuses
but done 
Hello hello
How's you? long time no chat 
I will text ya now hun
tell me more?im working mon-fri now and also doing the club fri and sat but i'll work around it 
Mini christmas? Sounds go to me
hows things? XxX
well done, missed it live, only just got it there, hope your djing hard tonight too!!! ha, Ill get u a nice costume shop skin done
Watsup howz life without shillin?
love your video clip of the gorilla!!! hope the bannana didn't get bruised to much!!
hey hun.....
hows you ? bet you and sarah are busy the next few weeks
any news for me XxX