Robin Sinclair
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Mężczyzna, 106,
45
- z Urafirth (Da Happy Valley)
- Związek: W związku
- Wyświetlenia: 6 567
- Jest z nami od: September 2006
- Ostatnio online: 8 godzin temu
- bebo.gazeta.pl/norttrow
- Ja, o mnie i jeszcze raz ja
- FOR SALE OR LEASE:
Dorrow starter kit.
Includes:
Fower lents o wid.
A haand foo o nails.
Great witter o baler twine.
Twartree Flees an weights.
Genuine reason for sale (new piltick waand).
- Music
- If it's good, it's good but a peerie bit o fiddlin's always better. However, I hiv tae say, du can stick yun opera hellery right up dee scoot hol!! Whit is it we aa yun great muckle overly screechin weemin?
- Films
- Lowrie Dines in Hillsook, Croft My Ride an idder good sci fi! An anything by Luc Besson or Robert Rodriguez.
- Sports
- No thanks, I'm no really dat buddered!
- Scared Of
- head squares an makkin belts (but only when used together), an anything we no legs dat can move, ie snakes, chust maks me oag.
- Happiest When
- Happy!
- Saddiest When
- Not happy!
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Pregnancy questions and answers
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?
Q: My midwife says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A! : Right after you find out you're pregnant.
Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labour?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's nappy very quickly.
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.
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European Heighten Threat Levels
The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved".
Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to
"Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross". Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz began in 1940 and tea supplies all but ran out.
Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance". The last time the British issued "A Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666.
Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.
It's not only the English and French who are on a heightened level of alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout loudly and excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."
The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful
Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbor" and "Lose".
Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.
The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to
deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
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United Europe
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "S" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.
The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away
By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "O" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer , ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
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Ashley Coutts6 tygodni temuwats wi the pic ha ha xxx
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Melv7 tygodni temuA WHARRR
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Melv7 tygodni temu
is do o ony trows?
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9 tygodni temu
Peter O' Da Lea
hi iy, lottie o sandwater here. me hair is still green. roughly da sam colour as me varaccus veins an me lipstick is plook red. i did invite de fir a romantic spree at da hilsook hotel twartree weekends fa sine. da cheek o de makkin on du never kent me. i hear however du is becomin more in touch wi younger folk noo an shops in harrys so maybe following advice of harrys staff i will get in touch again and arrange a meeting ida cames xxx
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John Henry10 tygodni temuhi next door was wondering if you were still intersted in their table because they are wanting rid
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David Pearson11 tygodni temuTis good. Chipmunks wi rabies
Loved the death metal piece 
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John-Henry Duncan14 tygodni temuNow den big man hows it goin danite?
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David Pearson18 tygodni temu
Canna find any bodykits in the uk
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20 tygodni temu
Miss Stroma Smith
Hey
Ill be needin dee great services at some point in the short future im got me lino fir the kitchen n bathroom so when iv got the pennies t pay u n when u have the time t lay it that would be much appreciated
Mucho Grasias
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Avie Mowat21 tygodni temuHey!!! Whit you done tae dy car dat its been getting painted?! xx
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ANgel22 tygodnie temuOh dear s that you wrecking more cars eh ?? What will we do do with you lol
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ANgel23 tygodnie temu
HEY THERE WHAT YOU BEEN UP TO? NO SEEN YOU ABOOT.
I GOT TOTALLY FRAZZLED IN THE SUN TODAY OUCHHH !!!
WERE YOU UP TO MUCH?
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Jenna Whalsaa24 tygodnie temuah ha, i still kno where u live then!! pain u no bein a taxi man no more... i tink u should start up ur own taxi... then u can drive a drunk me around agen!!
no dat al b drunk fir a very very lang time!! xXx
is that really a question mark ,, bugger me i canna mind how to write english noo ,, he he luckyim no english
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