This Is Security, Too Loud, 150 Euro

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PARTY BOY!

The Back Of The Foam Party Bus!!

I Do You Deal eh? Ok 1 Euro Off Water Park

Sonny Owing The Boys 256 Bottles of Champagne

Finchy Stryder Ft Pissy Elliot

Musslebrough Football Club?

Marky D Asleep For 3 Days Straight

Beaner Gives Us All Swine Flu

Performing Arts Battys

Shanes Queer Dives

That Rep Andy Who Couldnt Talk Properly

Bear Screaming In Our Room About The Reunion

Am A Nat In That Room?

The Police Say You Need To Move From These Steps

BALLIX

Absinth Shots

Chuckin Glass From The Balcony

Fugly

Sam And Dee Suncream, Toothpaste And Fanta Some Wasted Scottish Girl

Who Then Kicks Dees Bag In With The Door

Hey Do You Have A Bottle Opener? EHH Who The Fuck Are You?

4 In A Tower In The Pool

The Point Was Always Packed

Hey Guys You Want To Come To A Party Tonight?

The Spar Girl Calls Security On Us

JD Goes Apeshit Without A Ciggarete

The Scottish Girl Who Had More Rides Than The Water Park

Paparazzi Played Non Stop On The Bus

Ally Getting Raped

Is That A Dress? Are You Wearing A Fucking Dress?

Kareoke Bar

That Girl Coups It On The Steps On Way To The Airport

Trying To Order A Burger King To Pedro

Yes Bacon Double Cheese, No Gherkins, OK EXTRA GHERKINS

Sprinting To The Plane

The Lifeguard Not Impressed With Us On The Lazy River

The Spanish Finches Spitting On Each Other

Dee Smokes A Joint But Goes Ape When I Smoke A Cigar

BEANER SMOKING!

Chew The Butt

Your Jebs Can SHIFT!

Sucky Sucky?

Dirty Dick Dougal Gets A 20 Euro Bargain!

The Yellow Funk In The Pool

In preparation for the Premiership, the "offside rule" explained for women:
You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have.

The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses.

It would be rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.

The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.

Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma.

She prepares to throw her purse to you.

If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes!

At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and "whilst it is in flight" you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes!

BUT, you must always remember that until the purse has "actually been thrown", it would be plain wrong for you to be in front of the other shopper and you would be OFFSIDE.