Phil Hamer
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Mężczyzna, 22,
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- Związek: W pojedynkę
- Wyświetlenia: 3 660
- Jest z nami od: November 2005
- Ostatnio online: 1 dzień temu
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- Motto
- No more wine for Phil
- Ja, o mnie i jeszcze raz ja
- Bring on the thunder!!!
...ok put it away I'm scared.
Hello all I'm Phil, soon to be Mad Scientist full time
I enjoy chillaxing with the newest rock sensation to hit Northern Ireland, my band, the one, the only SILENT PROTEST!
www.bebo.com/silentprotest
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When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.
- C.S. Lewis
- Music
- Roasted rock with boiled punk served in a heavy metal sauce, a dash of funk and chilled blues for dessert. Bon appetite!
- Films
- Pulp Fiction, The Shawshank Redemption, any Monty Python material, all the slapstick Farelly brothers movies ie dumb and dumber, me myself and irene, something about mary etc, SUPERBAD!!! back to the future 1, 2 & 3, Goodfellas, My cousin vinnie, saving private ryan, pirates of the carribean, blade trilogy, x-men trilogy, lord of the rings trilogy and beverley hills cop 1 & 2...not 3...NOT 3
- Things I like
- Playing guitar, getting a cuddle, beer, gatherings of friends, finding free money, finding interesting objects where you don't expect them to be e.g. down the back of the sofa, realising it's only sunday when you thought it was monday, all you can eat chinese buffets, puzzles, scratching an itch, you know when you do that thing where you pull your shoulders back so you crack your spine a bit and it's really satisfying? Well, that. My own strange penchant for having anything in bread. Also interesting factoids that I didn't know, live music, muffins, and peanut butter and Nutella on toast
- You know what really grinds my gears...
- people smoking in cars, awkward silences, when its too hot, when its too cold, velour tracksuits, chain letters, people who believe in the curses linked with chain letters, chavs, patriotism, spam (in both letter and meat form), hangovers, football hooliganism, 'urban culture' (dat shit is whack), stupid people, the easter bunny (for taking easter away from jesus), peter pan, hiccups
- Idea of the day
- Suggestion for a new product from Pringles
For all those busy religious folk: Communion in a can! Once you pop, it's stuck to the roof of your freaking mouth and you use your entire body's supply of water to moisten it enough to allow it be tongued from your palate and leave you dizzy from dehydration but apparently filled with Jesusy goodness...now in Smoky Bacon. Only kidding. No bacon. He's Jewish
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Don Draper's Guide to Picking Up Women
Step 1:
When in doubt, remain absolutely silent.
Step 2:
When asked about your past give vague, open ended answers.
Step 3:
Have a great name.
Step 4:
Look fantastic in a suit
Looks fantastic in casual wear
Look fantastic in anything
Sound good
Smell good
Kiss good
Strut around with supreme confidence
Be uncannily successful at your job
Blow people away everytime you say anything
Take six hour lunches
Disappear for weeks at a time
Lie to everyone about everything
Drink and smoke constantly
…basically be Don Draper0 komentarzy 63 dni
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Debra's blonde moments
I will now be keeping a record of things my sister says...hopefully it will bring joy to the world the same way it has humoured me
1. "Oh my God, I think I just sneezed in!"
2. "What's that beside that cat? Oh wait, that's it's tail.."
3. (Falling for the oldest trick in the book) Me: "You know gullible isn't in the dictionary?"...Debra: "Really?!"1 komentarz 123 dni
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90's kids (whay def me!!! lol)
NOBODY UNDER THE AGE OF 13 SHOULD NOT RE-POST THIS.
JUST CAUSE YOU WERE BORN IN '93' OR '94' DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE A 90s KID.
IT'S NOT LIKE YOU COULD REMEMBER SOME OF THE ORIGINAL SIMPSONS.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN IRISH 90s KID IF...
YOU CAN SING THE RAP TO "THE FRESH PRINCE OF BELL AIR"
YOU REMEMBER WHEN IT WAS ACTUALLY WORTH GETTING UP ON A SATURDAY MORNING TO WATCH LIVE & KICKING OR SM:TV.
YOU HAD A HUGE FRINGE AT SOME POINT IN YOUR CHILDHOOD OR A BOWL lol.
YOU REMEMBER READING AND WATCHING "GOOSEBUMPS"
YOU TOOK PLASTIC CARTOON LUNCH BOXES TO SCHOOL.
YOU REMEMBER THE CRAZE OF YO-YOS AND TAMAGOTCHI'S
YOU STILL GET THE URGE TO SAY "NOT" AFTER EVERY SENTENCE.
NOT.
YOU COLLECTED POKEMON CARDS.
YOU PLAYED AND/OR COLLECTED POGS.
YOU HAD A WEIRD ALIEN THAT LIVED IN GOOEY STUFF IN A PLASTIC 'POD' AND THOUGHT IF YOU STUCK 2 BACK TO BACK THEY WOULD HAVE A BABY OR THEY WOULD OPEN THEY'RE EYES ON THE MILLENIUM! DEY WERE FUCKIN HEAVY!
YOU WATCHED THE ORIGINAL POSTMAN PAT, FIREMAN SAM AND NINJA TURTLES.
YOU GOT YOUR MUM TO BUY 'BN' BISCUITS
YOU KNOW THE MACERENA BY HEART.
"TALK TO THE HAND" ENOUGH SAID.
YOU THOUGHT BRAIN FROM "PINKEY AND THE BRAIN" WOULD FINALLY TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
FURBY'S!!! GANGSTA BUT DEY WUDNT SHUT UP
YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO BE ON FUN HOUSE
YOU COLLECTED TAZOS.
2 WORDS; SPICE GIRLS1 komentarz 333 dni
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6 tygodni temu
Lauren Mills
phil that is the most awful,cruel video i hv ever sn,that poor,poor pup,and ur prob laughin ur ass off at that....well it was a little funny
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7 tygodni temu
Lauren Mills
hey phil,how the fuck r u?i cant overly remember when i last saw or spoke 2 u.u gona b a busy bunny at the weekend wi partyin,and pickin up chicks,in a classy manner.p.s.wheres my bus?
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8 tygodni temu
Laura
Haha that must have been some other crazy chick on the thursday night philip cos i wasnt in your room until u were already awake and i most definately did not bite your ass haha-i did bite leons neck though
i dont like staying at your house-wat does a girl have to do to get a cup of tea in the morning?lol oj yous headin out this week?i dnt think i can get any time off wrk to come up-im sure yous are gutted lol-but on the up side-my dads away this weekend so i'll prob be having a few drinks at mine at sum point-i shall text yous x
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8 tygodni temu
Laura
I was being posh and up stayin in the hilton hotel on friday night lol-check me! Wat did u get up to last night then?countrymans wasnt great like-cant expect too much from that place though lol-im gonna be good on my next visit to the big smoke-no being sick on peoples heads and keeping your poor housemates up all night with my laughing lol............pinky promise
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Leon8 tygodni temuyo yo my bruva from anuva muva, awesome flashbox, 'dont let me see it' lol, prob not heading up tonite, aarons got the car anyways. ill have to get up bright and early tomoro morning
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9 tygodni temu
Laura
Well philip, hope your excited about lauraduckling coming to stay on Tuesday night
I've already told leon this and now im goin to tell u-I expect yous both to be utterly f*cked, because just for once I would appreciate being the more sober member of the group!That's all for now, i'll prob be textin u nearer the time
xx
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Paul Laverty10 tygodni temuIts at 3 Balfour Avenue. Just off the ormeau road. You know where the Hatfield is? Were a few roads down from it. It goes hatfield st, farnham st, rutland st, then us
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Laura10 tygodni temuP.S. I dont need your permission to invade your house-I have Leon's-did u not know I'm an extension of his ass?
lol x
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11 tygodni temu
Laura
kitten, quilt and germany lol. Philip don't make me kick your ass. Wen do u move up and more importantly wen can I come stay?x
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Lauren Mills11 tygodni temu
i wud so love 2 be a special groupie,that wud rock
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11 tygodni temu
Laura
Philly, im embarrassed about the drunken mess I was on sat night-all that singing in public an all haha-cringe!x
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Paul Laverty11 tygodni temuQuite a good show on saturday. I must say i enjoyed it. I was impressed by your guitar playing ability, quite better than my own i must say.
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Laura McG12 tygodni temuAww well congrats on finishing!! and on going back lol.... im going t Queens myself, just for 1 night a week like but its to further my career so itll be worth it........i hope.
So you be in belfast then?? maybe we will get that drink after all although mine will be a soft one as i have to drive home.
Yes the nurses are treating me grand....not stealing my lunch or anything which is a bonus lol. Hows life treating you??
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Rory McAuley13 tygodni temuindeed man its totally awsomeo !!!
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Laura McG13 tygodni temuHello stranger..........
Hows life treating ya??

























This is just to remind you of the good old, specialist quote days, before you left me for a great galloping hussy called England! Seriously though... 12 days, whoop whoop!
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