France '06
Yeah France was kinda funny! Swimming with 2 naked girls whilst 2 blokes were running around in the womens underwear...I still have nightmares.
Downing pints with the frenchies...got a little competitive after like 5...I lost count after 8 but I remember actually winning!!! Then being sick in the car, outside the car, on the girl, on the way home and randomly on a tree lol! Ooh and in Helen's toilet!
Beat that and I WILL be impressed lofl!

Italy '05 ...Where do I start!
Maybe with the skiing, Vicky always on a mad one! The minging hat I HAD to wear! Red thongs (pj)! Mine, Ben and Harry's LEDGENDARY non existant door handle! Lorne having a "Five Knuckle Shuffle" whilst Kris was in the shower!?!?! Milka, Coffee, Tea! Me and Ben taking it in turns to run down the hall with Skiing helmets on and headbutting Riselely and STILL coming off worse! Creeping into Theo and Riseley's room at 3am on the last night and throwing bangers at them...THAT WAS FUNNY AS FUCK TRUST!

France '04 (with school)
LOL at this holiday! We all thought we were badboys with our BB GUNS and firecrackers lol! I also shot a mystery person in the ass with a BB GUN and blamed it on ben...AND GOT AWAY WITH IT (1-0 Josh). There was a piggy back incident at the beach involving Euan (all the other boys were jealous), Conor got to go on a 'ride' at thhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhtme park, Ben got a grope in the pool and what happened to me? THEY STOOD ON MY TOE! Someone also PRETENDING to bash in the bed aswell! (admittedly me)

FIND THE THIRD LETTER IN YOUR LAST NAME!!!

A - I ATE...
B - I LICKED..
C - I SAT ON..
D - I PEED ON..
E - I HUMPED..
F - I CHASED..
G - I TACKLED..
H - I SHAT ON..
I - I STALKED..
J - I RAN AWAY WITH..
K - I FELL IN LOVE WITH..
L - I HAD A CRUSH ON..
M - I WANKED OVER..
N - I HAD AN AFFAIR WITH..
O - I PUNCHED..
P - I BIT..
Q - I SCREAMED AT..
R - I HAD A ONE NIGHT STAND WITH..
S - I WROTE A LOVE SONG ABOUT..
T - I TIED UP..
U - I HAD 69 WITH..
V - I SUCKED..
W - I POKED..
X - I SLEPT WITH..
Y - I MADE A MOVE ON..
Z - I WENT ON A DATE WITH..

FIND THE SECOND LETTER OF YOUR FIRST NAME...

A - A PROSTITUTE..
B - MY TEACHER..
C - GEORGE BUSH..
D - A RAT..
E - A TRAMP..
F - A SHEEP..
G - MY PLUMBER..
H - MY COMPUTER..
I - MY FINGERS..
J - A RABBIT..
K - A LEMMING..
L - AN APPLE..
M - TONY BLAIR..
N - A VIBRATOR..
O - A DILDO..
P - A MOVIESTAR..
Q - MY EX..
R - A BANANA..
S - A CUCUMBER..
T - A TUB OF VASELINE..
U - A PORNSTAR..
V - MY BARBIEDOLL..
W - AN ACTION MAN..
X - SOME CHEESE..
Y - A RANDOM GUY..
Z - SOME RANDOM WOMAN..

NOW FIND THE COLOUR OF THE UNDERWEAR YOU ARE WEARING...

RED - IN A TAXI..
BLUE - IN A BUSH..
GREEN - IN THE BATH..
BLACK - IN MY PARENTS BEDROOM..
WHITE- WHEN I WAS FIVE..
PINK - ON LIVE TV..
BROWN - WHEN I WAS A BABY..
PURPLE - ON THE BUS..
YELLOW - IN A CANDY STORE..
GREY - UNDER A COW..
ORANGE - IN A PIGSTY..
OTHER - BEHIND YOUR SOFA..

NOW FIND YOUR HAIR COLOR...

BLONDE - BECAUSE I WAS HIGH ON COCAINE!
BLACK - BECAUSE IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME!
BROWN - BECAUSE IT TURNED ME ON!
GINGER - BECAUSE I'M MAD!
RED - BECAUSE I'M BORED OF THE USUAL!
STRAWBERRY BLONDE - BECAUSE I CAN'T FACE THE FACT THAT I AM GINGER!

Real or Fake??
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAl FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAl FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAl FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
REAl FRIENDS: cry with you

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAl FRIENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
REAl FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAl FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAl FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAl FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste shit."

FAKE FRIENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAl FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAl FRIENDS: Are for life.