Joanne

well boys and girls that me left edwards goin to miss every1 their bt wnt be long untik i am out their again xxx

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Me, Myself, and I
Tequila, who is for a tequila i would love on 10 tequilas right now
I thought that it was about time that I updated this thing,

I have one of the best job ever and I work with the most amazing people ever. Don’t really want to leave, but I am their long time

There is a few things that I want to do this year

1st – is my 21st birthday – out into to get pissed
2nd – is to go away and see world
3rd – lonach games 2009
4th - loose some weight

“I have lost contact with all of my school and college mates and I want them back – let’s go out and have a good time, give me a call if there is any night outs planned and I will get them of work”

My GOD I am 20 NOT 60

I have to stop acting like a child and grow up But I never will it’s who I am and I wouldn’t be the same

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fol rida, lady gaga, ultrabeat, cascada, saterdays
Movies
anything with johnny depp (love him) scary films and long as it is not texas chainsaw massacre cant stand that film and cant sleep after that is on
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my sports dont be silly
Scared Of
texas chainsaw massacre
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with my mates Michelle - you are precious
pets
my cat jz but was 1st calld jd and yes she is a girl
the lonach games
cant want for them this year xx

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    The following are ACTUAL answers given by contestants on "Family Fortunes" in the UK. If you've ever doubted that the families who appear on this show are of sub-human intelligence, doubt no longer - Les Dennis is their King...


    Q. Name something you take to the beach A. Turkey sandwiches


    Q. Name something a blind person might use A. A sword


    Q. Name a song with moon in the title A. Blue Suede Moon


    Q. Name a bird with a long neck A. Naomi Campbell


    Q. Name an occupation where you need a torch A. A burglar


    Q. Name a famous brother and sister A. Bonnie & Clyde


    Q. Name a dangerous race A. The Arabs


    Q. Name an item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers A. A horse


    Q. Name something that floats in the bath A. Water


    Q. Name something you wear on the beach A. A deckchair


    Q. Name a famous royal A. Mail


    Q. Name a number you have to memorise A. 7


    Q. Name something in the garden that's green A. Shed


    Q. Name something that flies that doesn't have an engine A. A bicycle with wings


    Q. Name something you might be allergic to A. Skiing


    Q. Name a famous bridge A. The bridge over troubled waters


    Q. Name something a cat does A. Goes to the toilet


    Q. Name something you do in the bathroom A. Decorate


    Q. Name an animal you might see at the zoo A. A dog


    Q. Name something associated with the police A. Pigs


    Q. Name a sign of the zodiac A. April


    Q. Name something slippery A. A conman


    Q. Name a way of cooking fish A. Cod


    Q. Name a food that can be brown or white A. Potato


    Q. Name a jacket potato topping A. Jam


    Q. Name a famous Scotsman A. Jock


    Q. Name something with a hole in it A. Window


    Q. Name a non-living object with legs A. Plant


    Q. Name a domestic animal A. Leopard


    Q. Name a part of the body beginning with 'N' A. Knee


    Q. Name a kind of ache A. Fillet 'O' Fish


    Q. Name something you open other than a door A. Your bowels






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    -------------are like apples----------------
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    • Darren Chalmers
      luv Darren Chalmers

      hello sweetie how are you? working pearl next wday friday saturday xxxx

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    • Gail Christie
      Gail Christie

      You look a right prat on yuor photo, change it sis!!!!!

      1 week ago
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      BAR BUDDA ODYSSEY

      SAT 28TH NOV


      JORDAN X

      One of Northern Irelands fastest growing dj talent


      WITH RESIDENT COLIN GENT

      and support from McNiece


      only 5 quid entry

      8.30 til 1am ( be early )

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      Remember folks , its every sat night !!!

      House music all night long !!


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      REMEMBER FOLKS - THIS SAT


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      2 weeks ago
    • Scotty G
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      HEY THERE WIFEY? HOWZ LIFE AT PEARL?
      SO WHEN U COMMING OUT TO VISIT?
      XX

      5 weeks ago
    • Michelle L Wilson
      luv Michelle L Wilson

      Gertrude......Mitikka is missing you longtime :( . Hows Pearl going? Really hope you can make it on Sat, won't be the same without uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

      Thought I'd drop by with some of the red stuff for you :* xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

      6 weeks ago
    • Xx Fiona Xx
      luv Xx Fiona Xx

      nothing new with me babe, usual! work and stuff.. havent even been out past 2 weekends.. working! and guess what im doing this weekend too.. work again! ha. you enjoying pearl? xxxx

      6 weeks ago
    • Xx Fiona Xx
      Xx Fiona Xx

      miss you already lovely!!! :(

      how you liking your new job.. work wont be the same without you tonight!! lol ;) xxx

      7 weeks ago
    • Sieve
      Sieve

      cool cool

      7 weeks ago via Mobile
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      Sieve

      ha ha cool cool me and gail will have to come in sometime ha

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      Sieve

      sounds fancy like is it? X

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      Sieve

      awa thats not so good then who am i going to get ma drink wit a smile from now ha far u working now like? X

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      Sieve

      awa uve nae left have ya thats not so good. X

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    • Laura Bolton
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      Aww im goin to miss you :(
      Eds wont be the same!!!

      xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

      7 weeks ago
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      luv Yvonne

      im gonna miss u this wknd. Who am i gonna talk too!!!xxxx

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    • Scotty G
      luv Scotty G

      U SHOULDNT OF! WISH U ALL THE BEST,HOPEFULLY SEE U AGAIN.
      IV DECIDED,IM GONNA RETIRE MY JOANNE DRINK.
      TAKE CARE,AND REMEMBER AND COME AND VISIT US!
      XXXXX

      7 weeks ago
    • Scotty G
      luv Scotty G

      UR WELCOME,EDZ IS GONNA MISS U,SO AM I!!!
      AS I SAID UR 1 IN A MILLION! XXX

      7 weeks ago