Joanne
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Female, 20,
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- lets go 4 the fluorescent color
- Me, Myself, and I
- Tequila, who is for a tequila i would love on 10 tequilas right now
I thought that it was about time that I updated this thing,
I have one of the best job ever and I work with the most amazing people ever. Don’t really want to leave, but I am their long time
There is a few things that I want to do this year
1st – is my 21st birthday – out into to get pissed
2nd – is to go away and see world
3rd – lonach games 2009
4th - loose some weight
“I have lost contact with all of my school and college mates and I want them back – let’s go out and have a good time, give me a call if there is any night outs planned and I will get them of work”
My GOD I am 20 NOT 60
I have to stop acting like a child and grow up But I never will it’s who I am and I wouldn’t be the same
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xxxxx - Music
- fol rida, lady gaga, ultrabeat, cascada, saterdays
- Movies
- anything with johnny depp (love him) scary films and long as it is not texas chainsaw massacre cant stand that film and cant sleep after that is on
- Sports
- my sports dont be silly
- Scared Of
- texas chainsaw massacre
- Happiest When
- with my mates Michelle - you are precious
- pets
- my cat jz but was 1st calld jd and yes she is a girl
- the lonach games
- cant want for them this year xx
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what should i do 4 my 19th since i didnt get a 18th
- P A R T Y
- work for it jst like my 18th
- hve a few drink with the girls
- go into town with a bus load
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- go out in town
- stay at hme
- wrk and hve a drink
- go out after i finnished wrk
- wrked then went hme
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"Family Fortunes"
The following are ACTUAL answers given by contestants on "Family Fortunes" in the UK. If you've ever doubted that the families who appear on this show are of sub-human intelligence, doubt no longer - Les Dennis is their King...
Q. Name something you take to the beach A. Turkey sandwiches
Q. Name something a blind person might use A. A sword
Q. Name a song with moon in the title A. Blue Suede Moon
Q. Name a bird with a long neck A. Naomi Campbell
Q. Name an occupation where you need a torch A. A burglar
Q. Name a famous brother and sister A. Bonnie & Clyde
Q. Name a dangerous race A. The Arabs
Q. Name an item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers A. A horse
Q. Name something that floats in the bath A. Water
Q. Name something you wear on the beach A. A deckchair
Q. Name a famous royal A. Mail
Q. Name a number you have to memorise A. 7
Q. Name something in the garden that's green A. Shed
Q. Name something that flies that doesn't have an engine A. A bicycle with wings
Q. Name something you might be allergic to A. Skiing
Q. Name a famous bridge A. The bridge over troubled waters
Q. Name something a cat does A. Goes to the toilet
Q. Name something you do in the bathroom A. Decorate
Q. Name an animal you might see at the zoo A. A dog
Q. Name something associated with the police A. Pigs
Q. Name a sign of the zodiac A. April
Q. Name something slippery A. A conman
Q. Name a way of cooking fish A. Cod
Q. Name a food that can be brown or white A. Potato
Q. Name a jacket potato topping A. Jam
Q. Name a famous Scotsman A. Jock
Q. Name something with a hole in it A. Window
Q. Name a non-living object with legs A. Plant
Q. Name a domestic animal A. Leopard
Q. Name a part of the body beginning with 'N' A. Knee
Q. Name a kind of ache A. Fillet 'O' Fish
Q. Name something you open other than a door A. Your bowels
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| If you've done it, you've aced it. You're a total sex master... up for almost anything, anytime. You're great at talking dirty and getting down! The catch: you never share. One look at your body, and you're lover will know that you're worth it! Scorpio, you are an erotic dynamo! You are a sexual expert, devastatingly attractive - with a pervert's vocabulary. Pair that with your hot, lusty body that just doesn't quit... Above all you need a lover with a high sex drive. You have such a fantastic sexual energy - you can consume a lover with your intensity. You love kinky sex. You love to be the dominant partner in the bedroom, and you adore sex toys of all kinds. Your favorite turn-on is watching porno movies. You are very physical and sexual in public. You will instantly stake out your claim on anyone you consider yours. You are very jealous and possessive - and can usually annihilate any competition. Your personality is stormy and explosive. You love to pick fights in hopes of having steamy make-up sex! Sex matches: Cancer, Capricorn, Pisces |
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My result is: TOTALLY OFF THE CHARTS
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how mature are you?
My result is: 6
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The insanity test (how insane are you)
My result is: average
You are average and do not have to worry about going crazy.
But dont give yourself the all clear yet, just relax and hope for the best.
But dont give yourself the all clear yet, just relax and hope for the best.
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Will you be moody when your older or nice???
My result is: cheerfull
very very nice person who always forgives people and never shouts at people!
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Which Mr Men and Little Miss Character suits you the best?
My result is: Mr Scatterbrain
Who says being smart is always good?
You have your own unique style of intelligence!
It's awesome having a scattled brain!!
You have your own unique style of intelligence!
It's awesome having a scattled brain!!
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My result is: Tap Dancer
You love to make noise. You stomp about and you don't care if you scream and shout. Tap Dancing is like music to your ears :L
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how blonde r u?
My result is: ur sorta blonde!
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Are You Sex Mad??
My result is: Your Both Sex Mad!
yes you both cant get enough of the pleasures of each other you are always having it away no matter were you are! strip off its your partners calling!!
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My result is: 100%
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My result is: Tough Guy
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Whats your mental age?
5 year old ... at the max :S
La la la, Yeah your still a kid at heart!
You act so silly and outragious, yet still keep such an innocence about you! How do you do that?!
You act so silly and outragious, yet still keep such an innocence about you! How do you do that?!
Are you a Flirt? (Girls)
Flirtalicious/slut
Your a tease to all men, you get them all worked up and then leave them mouth wide open. Grrr your a man magnet. Flirtacious and sexy. Your on the verge of becoming a slut,, careful now.
What Pirates of The Caribbean Character are you?

Jack Sparrow
You're Jack
not completely honest, but always up for adventure!
not completely honest, but always up for adventure!
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Nicole
You are free-spirited have an exoctic body,charisma,and undeniable talent. Performing is your life you feel as if you and are ment to entertain.
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Boxing
You're style is swift, powerful and deals a lot of pain in most words. Your combinations match up with your footwork and then POW! down goes the opponent.
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prep
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Stifler
You are a party animal always getting laid hooken ur friends up with girls
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hello sweetie how are you? working pearl next wday friday saturday xxxx
You look a right prat on yuor photo, change it sis!!!!!
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BAR BUDDA ODYSSEY
SAT 28TH NOV
JORDAN X
One of Northern Irelands fastest growing dj talent
WITH RESIDENT COLIN GENT
and support from McNiece
only 5 quid entry
8.30 til 1am ( be early )
Remember folks , its every sat night !!!
House music all night long !!
Lovin it !!!!
REMEMBER FOLKS - THIS SAT
OLD SKOOL HOUSE SPECIAL !!
BAR BUDDA ODYSSEY
14TH NOV
DJ GLEAVE
Support from BigK (Nioldskool)
Tunes from back in the day of kilwaughter house, Heggartys and Circus Circus
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8.30 til 1am
Lovin it !!!!
HEY THERE WIFEY? HOWZ LIFE AT PEARL?
SO WHEN U COMMING OUT TO VISIT?
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Gertrude......Mitikka is missing you longtime
. Hows Pearl going? Really hope you can make it on Sat, won't be the same without uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
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Thought I'd drop by with some of the red stuff for you
nothing new with me babe, usual! work and stuff.. havent even been out past 2 weekends.. working! and guess what im doing this weekend too.. work again! ha. you enjoying pearl? xxxx
miss you already lovely!!!
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how you liking your new job.. work wont be the same without you tonight!! lol
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ha ha cool cool me and gail will have to come in sometime ha
sounds fancy like is it? X
awa thats not so good then who am i going to get ma drink wit a smile from now ha far u working now like? X
awa uve nae left have ya thats not so good. X
Aww im goin to miss you
Eds wont be the same!!!
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im gonna miss u this wknd. Who am i gonna talk too!!!xxxx
U SHOULDNT OF! WISH U ALL THE BEST,HOPEFULLY SEE U AGAIN.
IV DECIDED,IM GONNA RETIRE MY JOANNE DRINK.
TAKE CARE,AND REMEMBER AND COME AND VISIT US!
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UR WELCOME,EDZ IS GONNA MISS U,SO AM I!!!
AS I SAID UR 1 IN A MILLION! XXX