Lauren Guthrie
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Kobieta, 21,
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ABC'S OF EX-BOYFRIENDS
A is for the AUTOMOBILE which he either doesn't own or is obsessed with.
B is also for BRAIN, which was located between his legs.
C is for the COMMITMENT that was never there.
D is for the DILDO he rather me use.
E is for EGO. His was bigger than a hot air balloon.
F is for his FAITHFULNESS, as long as there wasn't something or someone better to do.
G is also for the SPOT he could never find but of course had to pretend like he did everytime!
H is for LAUGHTER (HA! HA!) what me and my girls now do at him.
I is for IMPOTENT which is what I told everyone he was.
J is for JUGULAR, the one I'd LOVE to sever.
K is for KARMA, and it's a bitch!
L is for LOVE in most cases, but exceptions have been made, L is for LOSER in this case, along with LUSH and LITTLE DICK.
M is for MAN. Has anyone been able to find one? Have you ever met one? Do you know where any are? LOL
N is for the NARCOTICS. He drove me past alcohol.
O is for the ORGASMS he thought he made me have.
P is for PAYBACKS. Remember they are HELL!
Q is for QUEER. I sometimes wonder if he is.
R is for the HOPELES ROMANTIC he said he was. He was half right. He was hopeless, not to mention worthless.
S is also for SATISFIED which he rarely made me feel.
T is for TYPICAL. Typical little boy playing at being a man.
U is for the UGLYYY girl he is dating now.
V is for the VALUABLE TIME that I wasted
W is for WINNERS, that I always manage to attract.
X is what he is to me now!!!!
Y is for WHY the hell did I ever get involved with him.
Z isn't for anything, just like him, he ain't anything either.
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Jenny Heartz John Forever77 tygodni temuHello Lauren!!
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Yay i remembered to find ur bebo!!
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Lesley97 tygodni temuhi lauren how u hun n how ur mum n dad doing. how the new house . been gd to hear frm them tell them im askin 4 them me n kids r gd liam been ill tho 5wks we a bad viral infection on n inhaler at the mo that ur we cuz in the pic tc lve lesley n kids xxxxxxxxxxxx
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Bristols- One Nyt Inheaven98 tygodni temuhiya hunni<
how is it?
hows da new job goin ?
long tym no c we will hva 2 meet up sum tym u me n hannah dat wud b gd uz 3 bki 2gether again .
last tym we spoke u was getin redy to move house im guessin u hav done that now so how is the new house?
how is it wid u and paul??
lov ya lov kt
x x x x x x
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Cat Guthrie100 tygodni temuHiya!
Have a good christmas and new year!
Hope too see you soon
xx