dry
drooth
ruff
hangover
badgers
ghandi
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

alrite my random long lost brother, is that really what mayo means? terrific. how was the head on sunday btw?

Ian, Patricia and their one eyed dog Patrick were all so excited for their annual summer picnic. All the hard work of making the brussel sprout sandwiches and lovely handcrafted tray bake were down to Ian. Ian had a tough life with his wife Patricia as she was born with one leg and no eyes, poor bitch i know. But Ian had to suffer!!! There was only one eye between Patricia and Patrick, but their sense of smell was ace. They headed out the backdamgate and into a lovely secluded spot...perfect. Ian was up to his usual tricks tho. Sitting in silence and makin Patricia think he'd left her whilst eating her share of traybake and pretending to shoot satsumas from her crutches and also hittin the dog on the head with brussells as he had no paripheral vision. He had to have some sort of fun on their behalf. Ian and Patricia then had a one legged race and Patricia won, Ian accused her of cheating because she'd had more practice on one leg!!! Fair enough i'd say.

Goin to chew my toe nails, study geography, eat grannie's home made lemon merangue pie and sit in my cupboard talking to my new coat ... just the usual ...

Do u want to name the characters? Happy fuckin days Mayatron, next time i'm out on the lash i'll stick my money and drugs in it !!!
Whats on 2night sen?

Hiya Patricia, i bloody forgot the story !!
Who we have again? Blind lady with 1 leg, u as a bee trainer, and who else? Unreal, does it have an adjustable strap and enough space for a sandwich?

To be honest mate, i'm scared to ruin it!! I'm so happy with it, its such a fantastic story and it could so easily go wrong. I love the cliff hanger. That one is best left alone Ian. BUT, u tell me what story u'd like and characters u want to play in the story and i'll get started on a new story 2mor?

Yeh, but one thing missing !!!
We must have a big pish stain on the front of the y~fronts for full effect?

I'm just a BIG bumbag fan ...
and was curious where u purchased bro?
We should really have a bumbag n socks night sooon? x

Mayo!! How are you?

Once upon a time ...

Mabel and Desmond went for a coffee at Beanscene. They were havin such fun and really getting to know one another.
Desmond should have known things were going too well for a first date ... before Desmond could help himself the coffee that hadnt agreed with his stomach was now sitting in his y-fronts. Oh no.
Before it dribbled down his trouser leg and onto the floor Desmond cool and casually tucked his trouser legs into his socks to catch the mess whilst answering Mabels questions all in his stride.
"I'll pay for these love" said Desmond. A big smile on Mabels face as she slapped his bum as a friendly and flirty thanks for the coffee.

DOES MABEL FEEL THE TURD ???

To be continued ...

rattlin bog????



ooooh dear!!!!!!!

Oooooooo defo tablet making sesh this week!!!!!!!!! cah wait lol

Jist been pricing jobs and that the day haha

wb

Hahahaha

It got a pull up ariel rofl!!!!!!!!!!

Work busy the day?

wb

Hahaha an that was use laffing when a said nomaphobia rofl!!!!!!!!!

Heya!!

Am feeling grand thenx

Hows u??

Aye cud pop up there after tea the night? av nae other plans really

wb xxx

What was on in Berlin pal?
Well after bn to hosp appoint in 5wks bro i'll get a mad night out arranged ... 3months of built up carnage boyo !!!
Just takin it easy, whats ur plans?

Things r sound pal, taking it easy !!
I'll be due some trouble soon ...
Whats fresh? Been gettin on it?

Goats milk ...

ok dae tht al leave u t it , mind u hav wrk t do th day lol spk sin