1. Full Name: Claire Devennie
2. Nicknames: chewit(no 4 a long time tho)
3. Birthday: 10th September
4. Place of Birth: Edinburgh
5. Zodiac Sign: Virgo
6. Male or Female: female
7. Uni:ha!i'll make the jokes!
8. School: Dalkeith/Lasswade high
9. Occupation: im a lady ov many talents and hairdressing is jus 1 ov thm
10. Residence: Edinburgh
11. MSN Screen Name: it changes al the time

__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Color: Blonde at the mo
13. Hair Length:long
14. Eye color:green
15. Weight:???!!!!u cnt ask a lady tht!!!!
16. Height: 5"0 im a wee dote
17. Braces?: nope
18. Glasses?: nah
19. Piercings:ears,tounge and my lady garden lol
20. Tattoos:none yet!
21. Righty or Lefty: righty

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend:Victoria Dodds
23. First Award:god in p1 or sumfin i was quite talented cnt say the sme nw tho
24. First Sport You Joined: dancing
25. First pet:smartie an insane cat
26. First Real Holiday:majorca,haha i gave my dad hell!!!!
27. First Concert:im a vigin!!!!!!
28. First Love: he knows who he is

___ Favorites___

29. Movie:fav at the mo is 4gettin sarah marshall
30. TV programme: hollyoaks,bear gyrlls the guy is a legend!
31. Color:pink or red if im wearing it
32. Rapper:kanye
33. Band:scouting for girls,girls aloud
34. Song Right now:utah saints
35. Friends:claire jenn n my muma(im nt sad honest!)
36. Sweet:kitkat senses
37. Sport to Play:bedroom gymnastics
38. Restuarantld orleans
39. Favorite brand: none
40. Store:internacionale!!!their jeans actually fit my tiny 27' legs lol
41. School Subject:everything i was a swot
42. Animal:foxes
43. Book:the constant gardener
44. Magazine:any rele
45. Shoesoohhh im a shoe whore!!
___Currently___

46. Feeling:amused an a little tipsy
47. Single or Taken?:taken
48. Have a crushnly on peetie(well mybe johnny depp 2)
49. Eating:jus made stovies bt w8in 4 peter 2 cum hme
50. Drinking:el vino(red)
51. Typing: duhhhhhhh
52. Online?: i think so lol
53. Listening To: ha the paul o grady show
54. Thinking About:tht ive jus missed hollyoaks!ahhh!
55. Wanting To:have sexy time lol
56. Watching: what im typing
57. Wearing:my pants an a huge shirt!

__Your Future___

58. Want Kids?: yeah
59. Want to be Married?: yeah
60. Careers in Mind: what am doing now
61. Where do you want to live:in a house big enuf 4 al my kids wen i have thm lol
62. Car: hopefully this yr

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair color: blonde
64. Hair length:i lyk a bit of length its sumfin 2 play wit
65. Eye color:any,bt big(mel gibson)blue eyes make me swoon
66. Measurments:taller thn me bt thts nt hard lol,nt rele in2 chubby bunnies either which wud make me a shallow person i suppose?
67. Cute or Sexy:sexy
68. Pecs or Bum: bum
69. Hugs or Kisses:i love hugs bt a person who can kiss well is gr8
70. Short or Tall:as above lol
71. Easygoing or serious: a bit of both is what you need
72. Romantic or Spontaneous:cany beat a bit o romance,hint hint peter
73. Fatty or Skinny:lookabove again!!!
74. Sensitive or Loud: someone wif a bit of both
75. Hook-up or Relationship: relationship
76. Sweet or Caring: caring
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One:hesitant sober,a bit ov bad drunk lol

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: yes
79. Had Alcohol: yes
80. Smoked: yes
81. Ran Away From Home:yep
82. Broken a bone:nope
83. Got an X-ray:nope(oh w8 i did 2 check out ma teeth)
84. Been with someone: yes
85. Broken Someones Heart: erm yes i think so
86. Broke Up With Someone: yes
87. Cried When Someone died: yes
88. Cried at School:never in schoolmybe wen i gt hme tho

___Do You Believe In___

89. God: not sure
90. Miracles: yes
91. Love At First sight: yes
92. Ghosts:well...i think sumfin rele spooky wud have 2 happen 2 me 1st
93. Aliens: if i see one lol
94. Soul Mates: yes
95. Heaven:i wud lyk 2 think so
96. Hell:hpefully nt
97. Angels:well my gran is defo 1,even if i'l

1. Taken a picture naked? yes bt always deleted it no tht daft lol

2. Painted your room? yes

3. Made out with a member of the same sex? 4 th banter

4. Drove a car? more lykheld th wheel 4 10 secs

5. Danced in front of your mirror? yes

6. Have a crush? Yes

7. Been dumped? Yes

8. Stole money from a friend? yea lyk 10p or summit

9. Gotten in a car with people you just met? yes

10. Been in a fist fight? yes

11. Snuck out of your house? Yes

12. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them Back? no

13. Been arrested? nope am a gd girl

14. Made out with a stranger? yes

15. Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? Yes

16. Left your house without telling your parents? Yes

17. Had a crush on your neighbour? yep

18. Ditched school to do something more fun? school?wots school?

19. Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? yes

20. Seen someone die? No bt cn a dead person

21. Been on a plane? yes

22. Kissed a picture? prob ma peter andre poster wen a was bout 11 lol eeww

23. Slept in until 3? yes

24. Love someone or miss someone right now? Yes

25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? yes

26. Made a snow angel? yes

27. Played dress up? lol yes

28. Cheated while playing a game? Yes

29. Been lonely? Yes

30. Fallen asleep at work/school? nope

31. Been to a club? Yes

32. Felt an earthquake? no

33. Touched a snake? I

34. Ran a red light? yes on ma bike thru tollcross wen a was pissed,v safe i am!

35. Been suspended from school? yes

36. Had detention? Yes

37. Been in a car accident? nearly on th bypass bt a wny say who was drivin lol

38. Hated the way you look? yes

39. Witnessed a crime? Yes

40. Pole danced? yes

41. Been lost? Yes

42. Been to the opposite side of the country? no

43. Felt like dying? everytime a hav a hangova

44. Cried yourself to sleep? yes

46. Sang karaoke? Yes,badly and a lot lol

47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? I

48. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? yes

50. Kissed in the rain? prob

51. Sing in the shower? yes

52. Made love in a park? yes

53. Had a dream that you married someone? No

54. Glued your hand to something? ma pals back which resulted in me bustin ma heid open at school

55. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? No

56. Ever gone to school partially naked? No

57. Been a cheerleader? No

58. Sat on a roof top? Yes

59. Didn't take a shower for a week? No

60. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? Nope

61. Played chicken? yes

62. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? no i am th pusher hahaha

64. Broken a bone? no

65. Been easily amused? most of th time

66. Laugh so hard you cry? yes

68. Cheated on a test? Yes

69. Forgotten someone's name? al th time

70. Slept naked? Yes

71. Gone skinny dipping in a pool? yes

73. Blacked out from drinking? fuck I

74. Played a prank on someone? Yes

75. Gone to a late night movie? Yes

76. Made love to anything not human? noway!

77. Failed a class? no

78. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat? yes bt i wont say wot lol

79. Played an instrument for more than 10 hours? No

80. Cheated on a girl/boyfriend? yes

81. Did you celebrate the 4th of July? No

82. Thrown strange objects? yes

83. Felt like killing someone? Yes

84. Thought about running away? yes

85. Ran away? lots

86. Did drugs? yes

87. Had detention and not attend it? no

89. Made a parent cry? sadly yes

90. Cried over someone? Yes

91. ever crashed a motorbike? No,bt did fall off th back o 1 at th bing wen a was younger lol

92. Dated someone more than once? Yes

93. Had/Have a dog? yes

95. Own an instrument? yep

96. Been in a band? yes i was a band geek

97. Drank 25 sodas in a day? no,unless its bn wi vodka

98. Broken a CD? Yes

99. Shot a gun? yes

Look's like she's been dooking for apples in a chip pan!

Shes got a face like a dug lickin pish aff a nettle!

It looks like she's been set on fire and put out with a golf shoe!

She's got a face that could make an onion cry!

I wouldn't ride her into battle!

Everyone has a right to be ugly, but she abuses the privilege!

I wouldny do her with a rusty pole!

Mair chins than a chinese phone book!

Face like a melted welly!

She smells like an alkies carpet!

She has seen more japseyes than an oriental optician!

It's like shaggin a pail of water!

It's like shaggin the sleeve aff a wizards cloak!

She's killed more cocks than a fowl butcher!

Fanny like a ripped out fireplace!

Face like a sand blasted tomato!

Arse like a bag a washing!

Your face could get a job haunting houses!

I wouldn't ride her if I had a bag of spare Dicks!

She sweats like a dog in a Chinese restaurant!

She's seen more helmets than Hitler!

The wheels turning but the hamsters died!

She has been cocked more times than Davy Crocket's Musket!

Face like a stuntman's knee!

She's got a fanny like a badly packed kebab!

Your ma's goat a dick and yer da's jealous!