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Emma Ward
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- from Fort William ♥♥
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- I Am Man. Hear Me Roar!!
- Me, Myself, and I
- ●● Monday morning, hesitate, can't get out of bed. Rather go back to the dreams I'm living in my head. In the evening, pack my bags, I'm heading out the door. I left the box of memories lying on the floor. Running from the city lights, running from this empty life. I'm running out of time tonight, I'm screaming out for Help!!! ●●
- ♥♥Music♥♥
- Everything really! Heavy Metal doesn't even bother me as much as it used to!! No Classical pish posh though!
- ♥♥Films♥♥
- Crazy Beautiful, The Butterfly Effect, The Persuit Of Happiness, The Buisness, Human Traffic, She's The Man, The Girl Next Door, Football Factory, Green Street, Chopper, Scarface, The Notebook, Riding In cars With Boys, Big daddy, Fifth Element, The Incredibles, Cars, Monsters Inc, Over The Hedge, Open Season, xXx, The Fast And The Furious, Van Wilder, Idle Hands, 300, Severance, The Hills Have Eyes, Vanilla Sky, Pirates Of The Carribean, Six Days And Seven Nights, Romie And Michelles High School Reunion. I love most Horrors, but i need to watch them with someone. Like me some Chick Flicks too. Also, Comedys, can't beat some uncontrolable laughing...
- ♥♥Sports♥♥
- None for me thanks! I do like 10 Sit ups and act like the man!! Should start walking places more though!!
- ♥♥Scared Of♥♥
- Spiders and Moths! Moths can be ripped, thats far to freeky! Also, looking out the downstairs windows when it's stupid o'clock and dark! I'm scared of that the most!! A flying Lion too. I imagine that would be really scary!
- ♥♥Happiest When♥♥
- I'm around all my lovely friends----Laughing----Watching something really funny on TV----Being out of Fort Willybum----Eating Chinese food----Being really drunk but not being stupid about it----Dancing when I'm Drunk----Making Stir Frys, knowing I'm going to eat it----Knowing that nothing can possibly go wrong!! =) Oh and Mokey is my Heroin! =D
- ♥♥Drinks♥♥
- I Did Have Alot Of Drinks In This, But Now That I'll Drink Anything Apart From Rum And Whisky, That List Wasn't Needed!
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- ♥♥..ηєvєя яєgяєт ѕомєтнιηg тнαт мαdє γоu ѕмιℓє..♥♥
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- Before Christmas?
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Choose Life.
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself.
Choose your future.
Choose life.
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1) Do you think people talk about you behind your back?
I'm not insane and have a warped imagination, I live in Fort William, more than enough probably do it.
2.) Do you own an i-pod?
Yep
3.) Who on your Myspace "Top 8" do you talk to the most?
Well Bebo, prob Niall.
4.) What time is your alarm clock set for?
3pm. Haha.
5.) If there was a fire, what would be the first thing you would grab?
Islay, cause she tries to hide somewhere when loud noises go off.
6.) Flip flops or sneakers?
Don't like Flop Flips or Sneakers...Dolly shoesies!!
7.) Who's your favourite Disney princess?
Don't have one, maybe Snow White, she's cool!
8.) What was the last movie you watched?
Some of The Dark..
9.) What's your favourite flower?
Roses
10.) Has anyone ever called you lazy?
Yup. But I'm not, I just have sleeping difficulties!
11.) Have you ever tried sticking your fingers together?
Yeah
Just playing with Glue though, to see how Super that so called Super Glue really is..
12.) What CD is currently in your CD player?
Nothing..
13.) Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk?
Chocolate
14.) Has anyone told you a secret this week?
Yeah, not a big one though...
16.) Who was the last person to call you?
Brewers fayre
17.) When was the last time you cried?
Week or so ago..
18.) why?
Everything just got on top of me...
19.) How many siblings do you have?
2 sisters
20.) Last time someone gave you flowers?
No one has ever given me flowers!
Niall says he will though!
21.) What movie do you know every line to?
Football Factory
22.) Do you own any band t-shirts?
Ramones, not a clue where it is now though!
23) What's the longest book you've read?
Prob Jordan's Autobiography.
24.) Are you mad at anyone?
Nah..I now dislike some people though..
25.) Do you cry a lot?
Not as much as i used to, but i let little things bother me now!!
26.) Have you ever thrown up in public?
Yeah. Luckily i dont remember though, cause i was having Black outs! Pheeeeww!
27) Do you own a desktop computer or laptop?
Laptop...Not mines though!
28.) Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoo?
Tattoo, maybe some peircings...
29.) What is the weather like?
Dry but very cold
30.) Would you ever date someone covered in tattoos?
Why not?
31.) Is sex before marriage wrong?
Nah...
32.) When was the last time you slept on the floor?
Dont have a clue...I never nomally sleep on floors..
33.) How many hours of sleep do you need to function?
Around 12. Honestly..
35.) Are your days full and fast-paced?
Nah. I work nights, so nothing but sleep till 5pm..
46) What is your favourite TV show?
Don't really have one, dont watch TV much anymore!! Just for backround noise! Family Guy though! But thats DVD's!
47) Which celebrity dead or alive would you want to have lunch with?
Ooooh, Ummmm, I duno.. Jimmy Carr maybe... Ohh the laughs!
49) What one thing do you wish you had?
Right now...A flat in Glasgow.
50) Favourite Lyrics?
"Gonna fuck up your ego, silly boy, gonna make you cry".0 Comments 287 weeks
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3/23/11
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Jonny Cliffe11/20/10Hey everyone! Add my new profile!!!! http://goo.gl/8WPc5
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6/8/10 via Mobile
Lucy Ann Ward
I just havent got round to doin anythin to my facebook
i only come on here cos am bored at work! X x
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5/13/10 via Mobile
Lucy Ann Ward
Andy made me one
just havent got round to doin anythin on it yet! So shut ur stupid head!
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5/6/10
Adam Ward
sorry emma time for the beautiful bebo page u made me back in the day to die. im a facebook man now lol cya on facebookxx
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4/24/10
Adam Ward
emma emma emma emma emma emma emma i will get bookface asap im soo over bebo lol its pretty shit hows life in mummyville? xxx
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Alyce Cumming
Oooops just remembered I haven't texted you back!! Hmmm I shall think about it, would need to get someone to watch Evalino...plus I have to pack for going away!! Oooh I so wanna though!! I'll text you later and see!
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2/22/10
Adam Ward
heya, ermm no fells like yars since was in scotland its fukin brilliant over here only downside is i miss you lot! i did get ur no but i lost it so i need to get it agen if that makes any sense lol
hopefully cummin bak at some point this year for a few weeks tho. soon be doin my final pilots exam for the aussie defence force so thats exitin! he looks like quite a sound baby lol suprised mike hasnt got him out for a pint yet haha. bet your lovin housework an all that lol newys i hate typin and i have a beer by the pool so id better go haha love for mummy an babax! (and moke i spose lol!)
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2/17/10
Adam Ward
heya darlin how are you? was just thinkin bout you tonight. i miss u!!!
hope everythins goin well cant believe i havnt met baba yet! cant wait till i can teach him swears and stuff lol neways i need to get your mobile number so i can give you a phone soon dont have any ov ma old numbers nemore. love ya lots spk soon x
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2/15/10 via Mobile
Alyce Cumming
It's not so funny for me who has to deal withthe smell!! Lol stinky!! Aww what a cuuuutie!! I haven't heard from her since Friday I think it was, I think she's over on her texts though! I totally forgot about coming over today!
poo! I'm feeling a but worse for wear today lol We got a bottle of bubbly last night, Jamie didn't like it, so he had one glass and I had the rest of the bottle!! Lol Was yummmy!! Sorry lovely!! Will come over Wednesday though..is that the day we said before!? My memory is pants!! xxxx
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2/15/10 via Mobile
Alyce Cumming
That is her pooping spot
9 outta 10 times if she's been sitting there she comes over to me with a dirty nappy!!! Lol She does look sooper cute in that pic though!!
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I forgot to text you back from earlier...I got Stevie a wee top, I just though it was so funny and had to get it
Have some loves, it seems to be giving me loads of it for some reason!!
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2/11/10 via Mobile
Alyce Cumming
Awww we're cute as huh
Even though we are both rather wankered in that photo
Yeah that's cooool!! Would need to be next week anyway, I've got sucky work the rest of this week!! Booo! I want to be a lady of leisure!!
I was going to suggest that Evie and I came over to yours anyway to check out your crib, coz we haven't seen it yet!? Plus I wanna squidge that gorgeous little boy of yours and it's too cold for that outside
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just for u.. this took ages xxx
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