my names Sam,
i arrive with a bang,
im the boy from the hood,
im the boy with the jam,
Danny D thats the man with the mic,
if you dont like that you better hop on your bike,
cus hes here,
and hes her to stay,
and the next verse is gunna tell ya what hes got to say!
Boom Ch Boom Boom ch
the basslines big,
the basslines bad,
the basslines what u wish u had,
we spit them left,
we spit them right,
we hit this bassline all god damn night!
bassline yeah,
this is the bassline slam!

Mazza in the mix, Davies in the mix,
Back to the beat to the back to the beat,
Boom Ch Boom Boom Ch,
With a bassline remix,
Back to the beat to the back to the beat.
Yes im back to the beat,
But im back with the heat,
Im Sam Morris and im here in the meat!
Boom ch Boom Boom ch

the basslines big,
the basslines bad,
the basslines what u wish u had,
we spit them left,
we spit them right,
we hit this bassline all god damn night!
bassline yeah,
this is the bassline slam!

The verse that says it all
Danny D is the one to call
This song goes out 2 every fucker
Pimp, Slag, Ho, Whore even every sucker!
Back to bassline

the basslines big,
the basslines bad,
the basslines what u wish u had,
we spit them left,
we spit them right,
we hit this bassline all god damn night!
bassline yeah,
this is the bassline slam!

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button

Opening Credits:
Mama's Boy- The Ramones

Waking Up:
Words are not enough-Steps

First Day At School:
simply Deep-Kelly rowland

Falling In Love:
Where is the love-black eyed peas

Fight Song:
My Lifestyle-fat Joe

Breaking Up:
Hold Back the river-WetWetWet

Prom:
Jackie Big Tits-The Kooks

Life's OK:
Your still the one-Shania Twain

Mental Breakdown:
A groovy kind of love-Phill Collins

Driving:
Gangster Trippin-Fatboy slim

Flashback:
Saterday night-Whigfield

Getting Back Together:
Love in an elevator-Aerosmith

Wedding:
Whats Love?-Fat Joe

Birth of Child:
Second minute or hour-Jack penate

Final Battle:
Why u wanna-TI

Death Scene:
Gotta get through this-Daniel beddingfield

Funeral Song:
Dreaming with a broken heart-john mayer

End Credits:
Life is a rollercoaster-Ronan keating(that last one is class)

Dont you hate it when?

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is cock, where the hell is yours?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". course i do dumbass! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No asswipe, I paid £6 to come to the cinema and stare at the fuckin floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya?

7. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is thelongest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

8. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come?" If the bus came would I be standing here, dumass?