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• Yurarasahara­xin Swoliung
• Sir Rutherford
• Sir Zachariah-Je­eves
• Jackie
• Hinata Hyuuga
• Sere- Ah Screw This

Tipo di formazione

Università:

The University of a Smartarse.

Esperienza lavorativa

Datore di lavoro:

Thy Mother (who be 'thout fortunes so!)

Posizione:

Professional Scandalist?

Intervallo di tempo:

Gennaio, 1901 - Dicembre, 2008

Intervallo di tempo:

Dicembre, 2008 - Gennaio, 1901

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• One of those you have to fill in things.

  X -- Yes, M -- Maybe, Blank -- No.
  
  Remember, "thou" translates to "you", from modern-middle English, NOT "I". I swear I am going to bust some heads the next time some fool butchers it by saying dumb things like "Thy am this, thy am that, thou likes long walks on the beach . . . "
  
  Fill, fools. Run, rabbit.
  
  WOUDST THOU . . .
  [_] Recite Macbeth to me?
  [_] Give my number to telemarketers?
  [_] Challenge me to a game of Solitaire?
  [_] Encourage me to hot-wire a car?
  [_] Buy me a pony?
  [_] Stops copies me?
  [_] Gives to me a helicopter ride?
  [_] Sink a public relations ship with me?
  [_] Puke in a line with me?
  [_] Do my homework?
  [_] Hang out the washing with me?
  DOST THOU . . .
  [_] Think I need to sharpen my pencils?
  [_] Wish to refrigerate me?
  ARE WE . . .
  [_] Homicidal?
  [_] Homoeostasis?
  [_] Homosexual?
  [_] Homologous?
  AM I . . .
  [_] Mean?
  [_] Black?
  [_] Hungry?
  [_] Aluminium Cage?
  ART THOU . . .
  [_] Angry?
  [_] Dead yet?
  [_] Being thought of by me?

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• Drunk-Side.

  Keeping an entry of all the random drunk happenings around the place. Most are from my room, overlooking the drunken streets.
  
  I'll be updating regularly along side my pianist sucking entries.
  
  - Drunk person smashing a street light.
  - Drunk person setting off a car alarm with a pole made from beer cans.
  - Drunk people participating in a party event at 6 ante meridiem outside my window, shouting insults and wake-ups at our annexe.
  - Drunk people can-canning down the street.
  - Drunk people stealing our rice, coffee and teapot.
  - Drunk person throwing a glass bottle at me from across the road, only just smashing onto the ground behind me.
  - Drunk Tourette's.
  - Drunk boy racers with sirens trailing after.
  - Drunk floor-mate encouraging me to go into bars.
  - Drunk friend barging into my floor-mate's rooms.
  - Drunk girl coma'd on some dude's bed.
  - Drunk friend being really drunk. And stroking my unicorn.
  - Drunk people causing a girl to scream really, really loudly.
  - Drunk person peeing in St. Margaret's College's garden. AHAHAHA shame Nini; I'm happier than you!
  - Drunk people drinking entire alcoholic beverages in one go and making a mess.
  - Drunk people in a huge riot that even the police could not control.
  - Drunk people driving around with a mattress on top of their car.
  - Drunk dude in his undies getting lost on our floor.
  - Drunk girls getting lost also.
  - Drunk girl complaining about being so drunk that she'll eventually get raped.
  - Drunk freshers "hitting the wall".
  - Drunk people sprawled down the corridor. Some taking photos of each other.
  - Drunk person stumbling down corridor in undies, dragging behind a blanket as The Red Pyramid would.
  - Drunks dancing and snapping fingers at me from the other side of the glass.
  - Drunks having a stripping contest with a friend Resident Assistant (who is, indeed, sober) to the extend of shirts off and undies down.
  - Drunk people participating in more party events, for the whole day/night, shouting "SHOW US YOUR [censored]!!!" at all who bypassed.
  - Drunk parties crashed by the police and Campus Watch security.
  - Drunk person sleeping on me so I couldn't go to bed until 5 A.M.
  - Drunken brawl of 20~ people, fist-fighting eventually on the hood of some poor guy's car.
  - Drunk floor-mate red fa- . . . . purple faced. Puffy-eyed, laboured breathing, laughing to self.
  - Drunks smashing a lot of bottles all over the streets and howling at the moon.
  - Drunks going out into town and getting drunk on Monday nights.
  - Drunks in undies attempting to steal fridge supplies, again.
  - Drunken gang surrounding and bullying innocent by-passer, his begging of mercy amidst their chants . . .
  - Drunk person climbing into someone's flat.
  - Drunk friends cackling in kitchen, eating all the bags of plain bread and commenting on the deliciousness.
  - Drunk friends doing advanced calculus.
  - Drunk hundreds burning a couch in the middle of the night. Later, two fire engines arrived.
  - Drunk friends arguing over phospho-lipid bilayers within a cell membrane.
  - Four drunk friends wrestling on my bed, at the same time, denying it to be a gay, rampant orgy.
  - Drunken friend dragging me all over the various floors on a stolen blanket, which was later spread on some random's bed.
  - Drunken friend falling on top of me, laughing, in the middle of the hallway, stopping both of us from getting up for a while . . . Twice. Yes, there were people around. Yes, they ran back into their rooms in fear.
  - Drunk friend putting peanut butter on pins onto each floor-mates' door.
  - Drunk friends dragging another drunken friend into an on'd shower.
  - Drunk person texting with chopsticks.
  - Drunk person pinning used condom onto one's door with a note: "[name] LOST THEIR VIRGINITY!"
  - Angry, noisy drunks banging on floor-mate's door, driving out the R.A.
  - Drunk friends howling floor-mate's name, obscenities and banging on his door.
  - Drunk friends in my room insulting drunken byp

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• From Bungholes to Pianists . . . .

  If any of you are on Twitter--which you are not so go suck my pianist--a certain user, kissmybunghole, inspired me to a series of shorticular comment-type rants of 140 characters or less, preferably. Noting down life's little annoyances, one point at a time. Already having an account and lest Harvey Dent starts hating me (already Harley does, but it's probably due to my comment about her status as a "criminal". Okay I'm sad now), I'm updating them here. Probably daily.
  
  [OLDER]
  - N00bs who dare send me hate-mail then request to become friends before I could even respond can suck my pianist. Upon being rejected, of course.
  
  - These constant application invitation/notifications I keep receiving that go "WICH ____ R U? CLIK HERE 2 FIND OUT!!!" can suck my pianist.
  
  - Teenagers, or even adults who cannot type with spelling/grammatical correctness can suck my literacy pianist.
  
  - Alarm clocks that malfunction and force me to stay up all night lest I miss an appointment can suck my pianist. Twice over if I end up a zombie the next day.
  
  - Moronic exchange students that hog the library computers all day to read foreign fanfictions can suck my pianist and finish my research for me. On second thoughts, scratch the latter.
  
  - WebMarshall can suck my pianist for not being able to recognise "NON-SCHOOL RELATED SITES" in foreign languages.
  
  - All who accused me of being a solipsistic narcissist should look up the definition of Sarcastic Irony and suck sorry themselves on my pianist.
  
  - Writers of mediocre and insipid fan-fictions, you inclusive, can suck my pianist. Oh you'd like that, wouldn't you?
  
  - To all bleating sheep of society with no independence of the mind, do suck on my dictating pianist . . . and watch Zeitgeist.
  
  - Running through a prickle-infested grass patch barefooted can suck my pianist.
  
  - Crocs and all who stand by them can suck my tacky pianist. Sluuurrrrp.
  
  - Wannabe Joker impersonators with absolutely no idea how to portray his personality should be banned from Twitter, accidentally run into my knife ten times, and suck my pianist. HAHA Ha HA hee-Hoo hahahahaha...
  
  - CONGRATULATIONS!!! YOU suck HAVE WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CLICK HERE TO CLAIM my PRIZE WITHIN THE NEXT 30 pianist SECONDS!!!1!1
  
  - The PopCap franchise is killing true artists; they should suck their pianists, and mine, also.
  
  - Yingyan should really suck my pianist. Id est, herself, HARD!
  
  - Opposers of Harvey Dent with no valid reason provided can just suck my pianist. And no, hating him for the sake of riling me provides not of a valid argument.
  
  - Daylight savings can suck on my pianist. Twenty-four hours.
  
  - Girls who think it's cute to be weak and inefficient and complain about the smallest of matters can suck my pianist. Go on, SUCK IT UP.
  
  - That umbrella, ella, ella, ella, eh, eh, ehh, ehh, ehh, ehh song can suck, suck my pianist, anist, anist . . .
  
  - Arbitrary violence is not a valid part of a formal discussion. Suck my pianist.
  
  - When my friends earn their titles of "so-called", they can suck my pianist.
  
  - The creators of characters who are named after their deformities can suck their pianist. However, if they do not have a pianist, they can suck on mine I dub Pianist Sucked-A-Lot.
  
  - Jack's Complete Lack Of Surprise can expect to suck my pianist.
  
  - Creators of quizzes with poor (and hence unfair) question:choice:result ratios can suck my pianist for a duration inversely proportional to their Intelligence Quotient multiplied by the number of typos and times I had an urge to bash them unconscious with a wooden bat made from concentrated stupid.
  
  - Rabid fandom can suck my foaming pianist.
  
  - Constant spam-filled propagandas promising live webcams and suggestiveness can suck my young, hot, charming, seductive pianist.
  
  - Mumorpugers should all suck my pianist. NYAAAAA~ S L U R P!
  
  - People who assume that a casual confession equates to absolution can suck my pianist to hop

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