CONDOMS!!!

Sainsbury Condoms – making life taste better
· Tesco Condoms – every little helps
· Nike Condoms – just do it
· Peugeot Condoms – the ride of your life
· Galaxy Condoms – why have rubber when you can have silk
· KFC Condoms – finger licking good
· Minstrels Condoms – melt in your mouth, not in your hands
· Safeway Condoms – lightening the load
· Abbey National Condoms – because life is complicated enough
· Coca Cola condoms – the real thing
· Ever Ready condoms – keep going and going
· Pringles condoms – once you pop, you can’t stop
· Burger King condoms – home of the whopper
· Goodyear condoms – for a longer ride go wide
· FCUK condoms – no comment required
· Muller Light condoms – so much pleasure, but where’s the pain
· Halfords condoms – we go the extra mile
· Royal Mail condoms – I saw this and thought of you
· Andrex condoms – soft, strong and very, very long
· Renault condoms – size really does matter!
· Ronseal condoms – does exactly what it says on the tin
· Ronseal quick-drying condoms – it’s dry and waterproof in 30 minutes
· Domestos condoms – gets right under the rim!!!
· Heineken condoms – reaches the parts that other condoms just cannot reach
· Carlsberg condoms – probably the best condom in the word
· AA condoms – for the 4th emergency service
· Pepperami condoms – it’s a bit of an animal
· Polo condoms – the condom with the hole
· Man utd condoms - The one with the Red Devil in it
· Gloucester Rugby condoms - Its all about Passion

What’s your Name?
Are we close?
What do you think of me?
Describe me in 3 words?
If u had me for 30 Minutes what would you do?
What was your first impression of me?
Do you still think the same?
What reminds you of me?
If you could give me anything what would it be?
How well do u know me?
What do you like best about me?
Could you ever love me?
Give me a nickname and explain why?
Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say bout you?
Anything you want to say before you go?

To Tim
You have a nice__________.

You make me __________.

I really love when you ________________.

You should ______________.

Someday I will ___________.

You + me =_____________.

If I saw you now I'd _________.

I would build a ___________ just for you.

I would get your name tattooed on my __________.

If I could sing you any song it would be ____________

We could ______________ under the stars.

Love,
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(P.S. ______________.)