You know you live in 2008 when...











1. You go to a party, sit down and take Bebo pics.















2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.















3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have MSN/Bebo/MySpace.















4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.















6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.














7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.















8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.














9. You were too busy to notice number five.














10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.















11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.












12. Repost if you fell for it. You know you did!

1. Full Name: Adam Robert Doughty
2. Nicknames: me
3. Birthday: 24 june
4. Place of Birth: Glasgow
5. Zodiac Sign: cancer
6. Male or Female: male
7. Grade: 3rd Year
8. School: Bishopbriggs wooo
9. Occupation: gravy farmer
10. Residence: gravy farm(secret lair)
11. MSN Screen Name: i call my msn screen george
__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Colour: brown
13. Hair Length: Short
14. Eye color: Brown
15. Weight: 11.9stone (heavy man)
16. Heightont t5.11" on last check
17. Braces?: yes woo
18. Glasses?: No
19. Piercings: No
20. Tattoos: Nope
21. Righty or Lefty: Righty tighty lefty loosy
___Your "Firsts"___

22. First best friend: grant
23. First Award:i dont know
24. First Sport You Joined:tennis
25. First pet: mouse
26. First Real Vacation: florida
27. First Concert: nowere
28. First Love: some girl i dont know anymore from nursery

___ Favorites___

29. Movie: waynes world
30. TV programme: Futurama
31. Color: red
32. Rapper:michael walker
33. Band: our graphics band
34. Song Right Now: snow patrol chasin cars
35. Friends: wat are those
36. Sweets: malteser
37. Sport: swimmin, basketball
38. Restuarant: pizza hut
39. Favorite brand: anythin that fits
40. Store: virgin
41. School: graphics or physics
42. Animal: orangutans
43. Book: ian rankin books
44. Magazine: nothin really apart from some game ones
45. Shoes: are good


___Currently___

46. Feeling: abit lonely, written while bored in my attic, but pretty happy
47. Single or Taken?: double actually single
48. Have a crush: who wants to know, if its a friend, then yes
49. Eating: ha ha ha wat do u think everything includin michaels shoes
50. Drinking: pepsi
51. Typing: is slow
52. Online? wat do u think
53. Listening To: my computer fan
54. Thinking About: friends
55. Wanting To: go out on monday
56. Watching: the screen
57. Wearing: shorts
___Your Future___

58. Want Kids?:yes
59. Want to be Married?:yes
60. Careers in Mind: cmputer somethin or other
61. Where do you want to live: anywhere
62. Car: hovercar
__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair color: hmm
64. Hair length: eh
65. Eye color: ah
66. Measurments: meh
67. Cute or Sexy: hem
68. Lips or Eyes: eyes
69. Hugs or Kisses: mhe
70. Short or Tall: ke
71. Easygoing or serious: ker
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: hm
73. Fatty or Skinny: mediumish
74. Sensitive or Loud:meh
75. Hook-up or Relationship: relationship
76. Sweet or Caring: teh
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: hm, i think u can see the pattern

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: no
79.Had Alcohol: no
80. Smoked: NEVER
81. Ran Away From Home: wat run from a bed, food and money, aye right
82. Broken a bone: neva surprisinly
83. Got an X-ray: thrice
84. Been with someone: nope
85. Broke Someones Heart: probably not
86. Broke Up With Someone: look at the above and tell me
87. Cried When Someone Die: no
88. Cried At School: once sadly now that was a bad day, years ago,
___Do You Believe In___

89. God: yes
90. Miracles: meh, yeh i guess
91. Love At First sight: yes
92. Ghosts: nope
93. Aliens: ermmmm not sure
94. Soul Mates:hmmm
95.Heaven: yep
96. Hell:erm yeh
97. Angels: hmmmm yep
98. Kissing on The First Date: errrm hmmmm ehhhhhh shrug
99. Horoscopes: I THAT'LL BE F*CK*NG RIGHT

youtube.com is now host to the Bishopbriggs Squeegy Massacre. I have posted it in three parts where you can find here:

Part 1:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=EgJ3Asb
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Part 2:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Pez5YmF
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part 3:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYS_d...