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  • The Nativity, Adapted for the Dublin Audience

    Dere's dis boord called Mary, yeah?

    She's a virgin (wha' de fook is
    dah?)

    She's not married or nuttin', but she's got dis felleh, Joe, righ'?

    He does joinery an' all dah.

    Mary lives with him in a flah dowwen in Nazareh.


    One day Mary meets dis yungfelleh Gabriel.

    She's like `Wha are yeh bleedin'
    lookin' ah?"

    Gabriel just goes "You're fookin' pregnant so yeh are".

    Mary's scarleh.

    She gives him a fookin' earful: "Are you bleedin' startin'? I'm no fookin' sluh. I never bin wih no one!"



    So Mary goes and sees her cousin Liz, who's six months gone herself.

    Liz is on a mad buzz, bud.

    She's filled with spirits, Barcardi Breezers an' all dah.
    She sez te Mary " Ah howeyeh, Mary, I can feel me chiseller in me stummick and I reckon I'm well blessed. Think of all deh money we'll be getting from deh social." Mary goes "Yeah, s'pose you're righ' "


    Mary an' Joe haven't goh a fookin' bean so
    dey have to ponse a donkey, an' go dowwen the Behlehem on dah.
    Dey get to dis boozer an' Mary wants to stop, yeah?

    To have her yungfelleh an' all dah.

    But there's no fookin' no roohem at the inn, righ'?
    So Mary an' Joe break an' inta
    this garridge, only it's filled wih animals.
    Cowis an' sheep an' all dah.

    Then these three lads tourn up, lookin bleedin' rapih, wih crowens on der heads an' all dah'.

    They're like "Ah Jaysis, howeyeh!" an' say dey're deh tree wise men from de East Wall.



    Joe goes: 'If you're so bleedin wiyis, wha de fook are yizzer doin' wih dis Frankenstein an myrrh?

    Why didn't yeh just bring gold, 20 Johnny Blue and a
    Boorberry
    ha?'

    It's all about to kick off when Gabriel turns up again an' sez he's got anudder message from dis Lord hardchaw.


    He's like 'Deh coppers is comin an' they're killin all de chisslers.

    You better fook off to Egypt .'

    Joe goes 'You must be fookin' off yer bleedin' rocker if yeh tink I'm goin' te fookin' Egypt on a fookin' donkey'

    Gabriel sez 'Suit yerself, bud. But it's your look out if yeh stay.'

    So dey go dowwen teh Egypt till they've stopped killin deh foorst-born an' all an' annyways it's safe an' dah.

    Then Joe and Mary and Jesus go back to Nazareh, an' Jesus turns water inteh Dutch Gold.

    Dat's when all de shi starts !

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  • The Real Dutch Gold Man

    The Dutch Gold Mans name is Hans Van Der Booer & he has 13 children. He is famously represented on the Dutch Gold can lugging a keg of Dutch “the old fashioned way” before the days of Euro Tunnels & Irish Ferries.
    Hans had to carry each keg from the Dutch Gold Brewery to Rotterdam Port in the Ranstead for shipment to Ireland. From there he would carry the keg onto the boat and then sit on it and guard it all the way to Dublin Port.The ferry crossing in those days took 48 hours, so there was rarely a day when he didn’t reflect on his dear wife Heidi & his children whom he loved dearly.
    Hans is still working for the Dutch Gold Corporation, all be it as a 'Consultative Semi Retirement Executive.' He was involved in many major logistical changes & improvements to the distribution chain - including the purchase of the Dutch Gold Jeep & the two trucks.
    Sadly Hans suffers from chronic arthritis in his right arm but he is on record as saying 'Ik zou geen ding veranderen' (I wouldn’t change a thing) in ‘In Orde!’ Magagine - (Alright! Magazine - the Dutch equivalent to Hello! in Ireland).
    He is a true legend in the drinks industry, anyone involved in alcholic beverage distribution / logistics / quality control should reflect on what he has achieved, and aspire to display 'Hans Van Der Booerness' in everything they do.

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  • Dutch Gold-nectar of the Gods

    Dutch Gold is a popular low-cost import lager beer in the Republic of Ireland. It retails at a cost of seven euro for six 500ml cans, and this attractive price, along with its smooth, mellow, almost oak-like flavour is the reason for its popularity. Its manufactuers describe it as "made from the finest malted barley, hops and pure water - Dutch Gold is a premium continental lager beer".

    Dutch Gold is sold in many forms, the most popular being the classic "six of seven" package. However of late, due to recent incursions by rival beer manufactures looking to muscle into the lucrative Irish low-cost beer market, Dutch Gold is now sold in both "Four for Five" and "Twelve for Fourteen" formats. This daring strategy should see Dutch Gold cement itself as the Irish Republic's most popular cheap beer.


    The new "4 for 5" Dutch Gold package, note the text book and calculator, evidence of the beer's popularity with studentsThe beer is brewed and canned in the EU under license of and distributed by Zuidhollandse Bierbrouwerij, actually the name of a non-existent brewery, the real producer for many years having been Oranjeboom of Breda in the Netherlands, which closed down in 2004. It contains an alcohol volume of approximately 4.2%

    9 commentaires 1306 jours

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  • Dunmore East
    Dunmore East

    What a fucking mess

    Alan Connolly 0 réponses
  • pikey nd proud

    ah not 2 bad just geting stuck in to the books over easter u know the leaving cert cuming up (yeah right)no havnt been robbing the grannies lately they dont seem 2 hav much money 2 feed my habits move on to the disabled much easier targets u should try it its gud fun!!!! :L

    Owen Byrne 0 réponses
  • wats up stranger

    alri stranger havnt seen much of ur ugly mug around, u drinking ur self in to the gutter still well u hav noting eles to do any way not if u hav any other tallents like me self :D

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  • Orla Gahan
    Orla Gahan

    Heya josh hows things. Ah the little one is mad alright. Dont know where i got him from ha ha. Love the skin ha its deadly. Yi will have to let us know when the band is playin next and we will get a gatherin from the job to go and c how good yis are.

    Il y a 5 semaines via Mobile
  • Declan O Dwyer
    Declan O Dwyer

    howdy kido, ya well? ye in allston jus beside charlies pizza, ya know it? the place got a bit of a renovation alright! fuckin mice all over the place, little bastards!! any good spots for me to head out, not long left though unless i extend the stay, which is very tempting!! u got any plans for hols mate? what i missing back home??? how the job going for ya? im a fully qualified carpenter over here now, they begging me to stay over full time!!!

    Il y a 13 semaines
  • Declan O Dwyer
    Declan O Dwyer

    alright kido whats the craic with ya? u working away? any banter for me? where abouts were u staying over here? any good spots for me to head out? any gigs coming up?

    Il y a 18 semaines
  • The Chakras
    The Chakras

    At least 2 million children have been killed around the world in the last 10 years as a direct result of war and armed conflict. War Child Ireland is a child protection agency working with the most marginalised children in some of the worst conflict and post conflict emergencies. Tickets for the event can be purchased through www.bodytonicmusic.com/store warchild.ie thechakras.co.uk Go to thechakras.co.uk

    Il y a 20 semaines
  • Colm Lynch
    Colm Lynch

    JUST CHILLING BY THE POOL WRITING THIS! I JUST LOST 8 POUNDS IN A WEEK AND A HALF BY TRYING THIS NEW PRODUCT! IT REALLY WORKS CHECK OUT WeightGreat.com EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT IT! cowell

    Il y a 21 semaines via Mobile
  • David Frewen
    David Frewen

    im all gud doin bit of work here and there..lookin after my young lad...life alrite in joshvliie

    Il y a 29 semaines
  • David Frewen
    David Frewen

    i seen u in ur wagon the other day ...

    Il y a 30 semaines
  • Ciara Kilpatrick
    luv Ciara Kilpatrick

    ah no way, bt at least ya have an interview!! where's dat 4?? ur playin in dundrum house?? dats a bit random... how did dat cum about, im sure I can make dat 1, its bn a while... :( .. sorry.!
    Workin in grand, they dnt have a full time position so i jst got a few xtra hours so its keepin me goin 4 now.
    U ne plans 4 d summer bud??

    Il y a 30 semaines
  • Jennifer Connolly
    Jennifer Connolly

    HOORAY!!! granted it has a lack of buttons on it it is a coat none the less! brilliant, youve just made my day. eh not sure if ill be in ranelagh this weekend but in general leaving it there is probably a good bet. i do tend to frequent there quite a bit! deadly also about hotpress...i intend to buy it first thing in the morning! id also like to request a copy of that ep - could possibly be left with forementioned coat in ranelagh!!!

    Il y a 33 semaines
  • Jennifer Connolly
    Jennifer Connolly

    Joshua, any chance you came across a grey coat when u were abandoning the houses in Limerick??!

    Il y a 34 semaines
  • Ciara Kilpatrick
    luv Ciara Kilpatrick

    Ahh id say so.. hw did it go?? Id say it ws sum session ;) .

    I didnt do much ovr d wkend, ws out fri nite, 1 of d girls frm work left so bit of a leavin ting 4 her!! jst stayed in sat, watched d fight n stuff..!

    Yeah I left lst wk, jst hated it so much n jst lost complete interest n wsnt happy. At the mo I've got more hours in work t keep me goin bt ill b lookin 4 a job now full time hopefully.

    I heard ur nt working in lidl nemre.. where ya at now??

    Il y a 34 semaines
  • Ciara Kilpatrick
    Ciara Kilpatrick

    Yeah Owie was sayin, dats savage tho dat ders loads headin down. Fair play t ya's. Really hope ya's do well now ;) .

    Didnt do much 4 Paddy's day. I ws out mon nite so ws fairly hungovr tues n had a lot of col wrk t catch up on too so dat ws pretty shit. How about urself? Tink i may have seen ya out drivin earlier ;) . x

    Il y a 35 semaines
  • Ciara Kilpatrick
    Ciara Kilpatrick

    hey stranger,
    hows r u? long time no tlk!! ne craic wit ya?? saw ur comment bout ur gig in limrick, wud love t go buddie bt im so so broke. hours in wrk hv bn cut big time so i really cnt afford it :( . really hoope it goes well 4 ya's tho xx

    Il y a 36 semaines
  • Brian Koss
    Brian Koss

    Tis the season for a session, will be in Dublin tommorow mornin

    Il y a 47 semaines
  • Ciara Kilpatrick
    Ciara Kilpatrick

    cool cool, which lidl store??
    yeah new york ws amazin, ws stayin rite in time sq, ws savage, went ice skatin in central prk n 2 c wicked on broadway, ws savage. we also got our bridesmaid dresses which ws savage 2.

    dats brill bout ur gig, so ya's r doin well den yeah??

    Il y a 51 semaines
  • Ciara Kilpatrick
    luv Ciara Kilpatrick

    howdy stranger, hows tings? so sry cudnt make d gig dat nite unfortunately i was away in new york.... heehee!! had a ball/ i heard it went well n der ws a good crowd at it so sounds brill ;) .... many new songs u mite wnt t let me hear??
    hows tings neway? u sort urself out wit a job yet? ya missed emma's 21st... tut tut!! poor show. ws a brill nite!! ;)

    Il y a 52 semaines
  • James Conlon- McKenna
    James Conlon- McKenna

    gud work on my quiz, everyone seems 2 b doing it at the moment 4 sum reason.

    heard u got a job. congrats.

    Il y a 52 semaines
  • Blackout Beamin
    Blackout Beamin

    went to purty kitchen, some cheap watered down drink ya know. was well on the way after dorans so it made for a good night

    Il y a 53 semaines
  • Blackout Beamin
    Blackout Beamin

    fair play last nite great gig. did yez hav a good session after?

    Il y a 53 semaines