x.....Ur geein me the BOKE!.....Have u ever slept with a tiger?!.....O M G, O M G.....R uz 50-90's cos we're 18-30.....These pins gee me the boke....I canny keep up with my own banter!....did u see that duck at the tidy boys?....u take my tights off n il take ur jeans off....This tune is better than sex!!!...am goni cause a breach!....There is a fat bald ugly naked man sleeping in our bed...wheres my sustiendos???...guys its not funny, it was on the look problem pages...Wiiiiittttt!!!...I took a reaction to lipgloss...x...Lorna in ibiza 07 on youtube...x

x...Mullen munchin pizza on the subway that had been lyin on the floor - boke...Stephanie "sweating like a prostitute in a kiddies play park"...Mandy n Kates conversation about the myth of the omars...Lornie takin me out in silver...the whole ibiza experience!!!...Stephanie asking to be my apprentice ahaha proudest moment of my life!...Stephanie aka SNAKE HIPS...Lorna fallin down the stairs at fergies 21st and rippin all up the back of her dress hahaha!!!...Findin a beast sound asleep in our bed on NYE 08!!!...The nick of Miss McClelland of nye "guys where's my sustiendos?"...x

We're from city central lets go fucking mental na na na na heyy!

Bodypop until u drop, jive till u die...rave till the fucking grave!

Someone has peed on a towel in our room! It stinks of piss!

towel bag!

full biffter

"I could scare kids with this face!"

Mandys slippers

Ive got well addicted to porn by the way

Im away to fiddle with my thing

Im Marvin Gaye...no Stevie Wonder, he's blind

Are you on valium?

emparado!

Smells like tuna, nah thats stale piss!

Tough titty

Can you text bak in english?

Have you been to the boneyard?

Pervie Fergie

Hornie Lornie

Seedy Steph

"JJ from the YY! Who's no mental?"

"Lorna, i brought u a present and he's NOT amused!!"

Im from the tully agro, im no lady

Im no longer flexi...im full time now

CREEPY.....BRRRRUPPP!

Wee duracell

We're not neds, we're just proud to be common

Do not underestimate my powers

Who the fuck is....

Are poppers a narcotic or an amphibian?

I must just b a taker by the way

Heyy cheeky bum

Thats rabbie off everyones to do list then

Its the best sex ive ever had
Thats nice
Is that orgasm?....do u mean sarcasm??

Is it vodka in smirnoff ices?

AYE SQUARE HEID!...go to room 404 for some BOOM BOOM! awww scheeeeet!!!

Wee creepy crawly

Aye sweatburn

Im hard to the fukn core!!

Tag along...does she go everywhere wif u?

Im gagging for a shagging...I AM!

wee flaky!

cheesy digits

Wots ur favoutire position?
Im not fussed, as long as long as your giving, im taking!

In spain....Mandy "Its sunny outside!!"

Im my own hero!

Ask the audience

Im sweating like a prostitute in a kiddies play park!

He's not wild enough for our apartments...he'll be wild enough in my bedroom!

Fuck dont make me laugh, its sore!

Mantackle!

401- your pure mint!

10 second rule

Lickle my pickle!

I only had a 'gub'full

Wee spoony

Aye...n my hearts pumpin piss for you!

Walk of shame!

silent rave!!

who's shy n quiet?

Its alrite you can spank me if u like?

I've got an STI...what an empty eye?

Aye aye STI

Caviar, at least i knew it was a starter, or a drink? FISH EGGS!!!

I love sucking a big lobe

He's a handsome boy

Lorna and innocent mandy and the WKD shower

"stumpy"- it was lengthy

Is there any salt in that sea?

Have you got any cheese (talking about the ipod!)..."yeh theres feta in the fridge"

Mandy - "she dresses like one of they omars, you know the ones that got shot at morecombe bay?"
Katie - "Oh yea Ive heard of that myth"
"Mandy, do you mean amish people?"

I tried to commit suicide and slit my ankles instead of my wrists....wee scurvy!

"The lookalikes"

Watermelon full of drink
"how much was that?"

First Aid

Team go and team slow

Fucky Bucky

Aye that old chestnut!!

Supply of boabage!

Postbox sharpner...BIG G!

Get that down ur ears....funky

Wee fergie, she's jst a pet

Its ok if theres a flood, ive got a bomb shelter in my garden!

If i could turn back time, i wouldn't take those pills (spanky)

Big Hairdresser Chris
"Date rapes great! free drink, free drugs and free sex, life doesn't get much better than that!"

(drinking from the pot)
Kate= I'll suck wot ur sucking
Lora= wot, your brother?

"theres trapeze artists swinging from wall to wall in my belly"

"Can i put my arm around you?"
"If U want"

"Kieran, i saw ur boob a wee bit"

If she breaks my heart, i'll break her skull (spanky)

Whats your favourite passtime?
Mandy- pasta with aparagus

Are buffaloes like highland cows but wif wings?

Talking about Harold Shipman
"Is he the one that buried the bodies under the floorboards?"
"Nah that was Anne Frank"

I thought it was my feet that smelled there but thank fuck its those crisps!

how many guys were there? - i duno like 10 - many did u pull?
just 1 u cheeky bitch!

I'll gee ye two broken noses n a black eye