Feminists. No dear, pillars are not phallic symbols of male oppression. They hold the roof up. If you can think of a better shape for them I'm sure every architect on the planet would love to hear about it.
Now do the fucking dishes.

That's very funny, i'm not sure that i, as part of the female gender, should have found it so funny but i did have a little chuckle.
I hope Perth (that's where you are right.. probably not, i'm not so good at these things) is affffa fun and that it doesn't rain as much as it does in Stirling.

Ahah, at least you didnt get punched in the pus!!

LOL!! thats absolutely beastly!!

You actually have resident evil jokes? -_-

Hey, lol ive been on both and trust me, lidl is better(not by much mind). I suggest being a stand up comedian/professional shoot em player on xbox360 with the shotgun.

Well im currently doing audio visual technology at Edinburgh, it makes me purr loudly while rubbing hard as fuck!!

awryt thats a bit poop,
u got bebo fo Lol could leave her
a comment on there i spoz ,

AlexXx

awryt , oweell aye a job ti buy toys sounds gd like , lol

yer i talk ti her all the time
seen her last month she came ti avimore with me and the family for 2 days , she's gd got her own flat with a freen not long ago , u should find her or facebook or sumink she's on that alot.. or txt her Lol ,

AlexXx

Yer i think i did haha
but no probs anyways, n__n

Awryt why you back in buckie?

oo nae much am still at college secound year of child care really liking it

AlexXx

Ah thats okay, it looks like you made up for it in length *takes long breath*

LMAO, what the hell, he must have been trying to get ur varicus vein!! what a story, LOL!!

Oh man, im really sorry about perth, i heard gavin didnt make it either, its a shame for both of you. Hope something works out. Cheers for getting back in touch! ^_^ i heard lidl are looking for staff.

ello
couldent stop at the wkend
was On a Mission

hows u ?

AlexXx

long tym no speak cheif.
hows yu man, still at uni or whatevr?

here you, answer your fuckin phone you spak we have a gig on the 14th you able to man crash space at mine available if needed

my phones gna get cut off so you wont be able to phone me on my mobile so i dunno phone my house or somethin

Hey dollbadgey.

Yea im not on so much now either -_-.
Yea cheers my God!! haha, thats appalling!! although im not surprised! Actually ive cant play them the now, ive got a practice kit -_- im not purring loudly at all I think by now college is finished, did u get ur degree? whats happening with old baxter park???

Helloooo! Yup you took years to reply to me! I'm appauled at your bebo skills! And was swing band on last night? I didnt think it was or I would of went. If its on next week I will go!

You at home all summer?

xxx

Hey

hows u
these day's ??

AlexXx

Im glad your alive! Flying to New Zealand on Wednesday. Very excited! Drop me a text boy!!

xxxxxx

hey alan are you free on wed for a going away party?

give me a phone i ve ran out of free texts and as you know i poor as feck

She never loved me.

Are you alive? XXXXX

Where has Alan gone??

dude u got a bike yet if no hurry up and get one for the summer man

Sayin man? long long time no see. what u been up to?

Good stuff dollface!!

Ah, i cant be arsed expliaing it all. but im sure ull be happy to hear im doing good right? hope college and that is working our for u.

Ark valley is in the back burner at the mo, i dont even have my drum kit just now