Barry J Gannon

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Barry J Gannon
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I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
Me, Myself, and I
What?
Music
Editors, Verve, Oasis, Maximo Park, Artic Monkeys, Foo Fighters, Sons and Daughters, Kasbian, Seasick Steve, Kaiser Chiefs, Florence and the Machine, Little Boots, Muse, MUTHER FUCKIN PENDULUM, KLAXONS, Biffy Clyro, The View, Enemy, Kings of Leon, DJ Scotch Egg, The Music, Hadouken, The Mary Poppins Soundtrack, The Jungle Book soundtrack.
Films
Sin City, Leon, Desperado, Kill Bill, Equilibrium, The Waterboy, The Usuall Suspects, The Warriors, Beavis and Butt-head Do America, 28 Days Later, Aliens, Tombstone, Pirates of the Carribean, Old Boy.
Sports and activities
PS3: Mumra82, Fishing
Scared Of
Following through when I fart
Happiest When
I dont do happy.
Pet Hates
Insomnia. Getting out of bed. I hate mornings. Hangovers on a Monday. Dartboards that dont have thin wire and no staples. UDIs(Unidentified Drinking Injurys). Falling asleep watching tv watching one program, then waking up and a different program is on, very confusing after just waking up. When my mother makes carrots and asks if i want some, i havnt said yes in 26 years so why the fuck would i say yes now, Howard from the Halifax, Weazle. Coselaw- I fucking hate it and once it touches any other food it contaminates it and the food cant get eaten its that bad. 3 OF A KIND and BABYCAKES, by fuck I hate that song, it is the only song in the world that I have had to turn the radio off because of, that is how much I hate it. Tic-tac adverts. People on bebo who add u just so they can get loads of friends/get u to c their adult page, really not interested.
TV Shows on TV/DVD
My Name is Earl, Sealab 2021, Harvey Birdman: Attorney At Law, Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex

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    • New year to march

      Well I am not dead, nor am I tea total. But I have seriously cut down on my alcohol intake. I have only hit the booze four times this year and none have been to eventfull to earn a full blog.
      Back in january me Mike went a look out to see Keith in thrumster/sarclet for a few drinks. we drank at his house before going to the local pub for a few. after that though we had to walk back to sarclet which was about a mile. the weather was full on wind though which wizna fun or warm but we made it. funniest thing was on the way along the road Keith had to go for a pish so he went half way up to a barn/wall. when he was done we could just make him out in the darmness trying to get back on the road. he jumped at one point cause he thought there was a ditch when there wasnt so he jumped for nothin which was just funny when your drunk, but then a few steps further and he was in the ditch that was there, he had just jumped early. after that we just got blazin back at his.
      The next tiem drinkin was the followin week where a few of us headed out to staxigoe hall for the burns supper. that passed without incident. it was just good food, drink and company on a ite outthat wasnt in the pubs. only thing to be said was the amount of underagers that turned up to get blazin was just stupid. I hope i wizna like that when i wiz gettin blazin at that age(o wait).
      The only other time one the drink was on the weekend of my birthday. Headed out on the sat nite for a few drinks and had a resonable time. didnt get blazin though. Next day was the old firm game and for the first time since I was teenager i didnt drink while watching it. I drove down to Inverness after the football which was why i couldnt drink or get blazin the nite before. Once i was in inverness though i got a few drinks in me. Was down there to see the View. Band was good and ran into a few old friends there. The support band for at the gig werna up to much. the lead singer didnt seem to have much confidence about him so had no stage presence. the most animated he got that showed any sign he was in a rock band was once they were done he had a go at some guy in the crowd and asked him outside. the skinny shit would hev got beat till a pulp if he had gone out. Also worth mentioning then were the view who in between songs got heckled so started giving some ginger boy cheek, good entertainment, made me chuckle. A good weekend overall though.
      So thats about it up to the start of march. really havna been drinkin much at all. just dont have the same passion for it, but i am in no way tea total(tea sucks anyway).

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    • 31st december-1st january

      hogmanay-Not much to say. went to staxigoe hall. sat at the childrens end of the table with weazle, tracey n andrew. I demolished most of an 18 pack of tennets. went up the road afterwards and went to big wogs for a drink then we nt till mine. called it a nite after that.
      new year- woke up on the living room floor which was my bed for the nite with the noise of people laughing at me cause i was sleeping there. got up and jumped in a bed and that was me till food time. got up and hit the drink again. went out later that nite and went till weazles a look which wiz a good laugh. then me n jonesy went till spoons where we met mike. we had a frilly tutu while there which was nice. ended up on a table with a bunch of other fools so had a good laugh. ended up in gillians then after that.

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    • 24th-28th december

      X-mas eve- Went out for a few drinks on this nite. met with mike and a few of his friends in spoons and got quite merry. ended up in the camps after that givin the kareoke a blast of fairy tale of new york. went home at a resonable time though as it was xmas the next day.
      xmas- hit the drink as soon as i was awake as the family got the bucksfizz out. kept the drinkin steady through out the day but never heavy. went out a look to the camps at nite with mike n tracey. weazle turned up and the kareoke got its second blast of fairytale of new york in less than a day. not much else happenin after that.
      26th- never went out that day but did get drunk with my old drinkin partner that i havnt seen in a while. myself.
      27th- It was old firm day so hit the pub early. went to the queens for it. quite a few people were hittin the booze hard but knowing it was a long day tried to keep sensible for as long as possible. alter in the day then me n wog headed down the street and got food and went till his nanas house where we got a dram and then headed off till the neathercliff. wen we were leavin there the tree was near the back door on the way out so i got a cracker off it. i won so i had the hat on me staright away. went down the backer where we had the lowest scoring game of snooker goin. went up till gillians after that where woggy then decided to go home as he wizna fit. Ended up goin till the yard after that with weazle, gillian n tracey. wen we went in me n weazle were in a missbehavin kinda mood. wen we were at the bar he pulled down a decoration. the bar man sayed something about it so wen he turned his back i ripped down another part. The boy said till us to watch it or we were gettin either barred or battered, I couldna make him out so asked which was it cause i would quite happily take both. I never got tooken up on the offer though. Me n weazle then got up till something that best not get put on here. went a look till the backer where mike was then and sat with him and his friends. most of them were girls that were there and two of them said something and then tried to say they were lesbians. knowing they werent double bluffed them on it so they kissed. doing that i said was nothing and kissed mike. then we got a bit of a show as one stradled the others led and girated over her then they got a bit of tongue action out them. they then turned to me to c wot i had to offer but i just said i was happy enough after that. went down to the waterfront after that. it was its usuall pish and the upsatairs wasnt even open so gettin a drink at the bar was takin fuckin ages. ended up gettin pissed off with the pace and seing as i wiz still kinda mischievious decied to cause some trouble. me n butch decided we were takin the tree down so we made our way to the dancefloor and got up on the stage. at which point other people then got up on the stage as they thought we were just up for a dance which was odd. anyway butch put me flying towards the tree but i only knocked it and it never really moved so we stayed on the stage and tried to be incospicious for a brief while till i launched myself at the tree and pulled it till the ground. at this point i got up and prepaired myself for gettin chucked out but the two bouncers that came at me went straight for the tree so i grabbed myself by the scruff the neck and through myself out.
      stun- Got up and was still a bit drunk so went to the pub again. went till spoons till the bingo was on. only went till the camps after that. But through out the day me n mike came up with a revalutionary new game. very similar to rock, paper, scisors this one is called fire, water, bounty. confusing to some but the bounty comes as the destroyer of water. named after the kitchen roll cause that doesnt sound as good. by fuck it was fun playin that game. was home by 10ish but pretty drunk.
      Next day i felt fuckin shite. but i hadnt really sobered up in 5 days so cana complain too much.

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    • Heather Robertson
      Heather Robertson

      I haven't been on a stunday sesh since I lived in Inverness. Sad times.....was the bottle top bingo involved in that by any chance lol. x

      6 days ago
    • Heather Robertson
      luv Heather Robertson

      I sure am. Planning on heading back on the 19th I think. Shall need to meet up for a drink or something, unless you've given up completely have you? Things are ok I guess. Really really bored just now though. Anything new?

      6 days ago
    • Heather Robertson
      luv Heather Robertson

      Hey how's it going? Long time no speak. X

      6 days ago via Mobile
    • Richard Davidson
      Richard Davidson

      oh aye, i do have the other game. I will return it forthwith! I do like your returns policy where family do not incur late return fees lol. Played MW2 lastnight and completed the single player in about 4hrs. So its a few cheap trophies me thinks. Am going to get it on the PS3 so i can play it online with neil and you if you keep hold of the rental long enough. Sis is not sure also about the pressie for Mary. I just think it would be nice. AIso I am never going to comment about my mother in laws cooking. Its always good in my eyes and besides i am hardly Gordon Ramsey. Just ask your sis lol.

      1 week ago
    • David Keith
      David Keith

      Hello Buddy, I am good thanks.
      I did have a look, There is lights about half way down.
      The lights were not on when I looked but it was not right dark. I think it would be possilble to fish at night.

      1 week ago
    • Richard Davidson
      Richard Davidson

      alright Bar. I got it delivered this morning for the xbox 360 and was having a sneaky 20mins at lunch time on it. i am going to get it on both consoles and am considering collecting tonight from Tescos at midnight with Neil for the PS3. It is a must own game in my eyes. So if you're getting it on rental superb. Think i ll get that Unchartered 2 sent to me on rental too. It looks mint. How you and Mary keeping? was speaking to your sis and putting an idea together about getting Mary a retirement present. You got any thoughts on it?

      2 weeks ago
    • Michelle Brunton
      luv Michelle Brunton

      nah had to option but to fly lol. yeah im coming home 10th dec and ill be home for just over 3 weeks, ooooo yaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!! xxxxxx

      2 weeks ago
    • Michelle Brunton
      luv Michelle Brunton

      hows life in good old wick? i never did get that extra bag on that flight, would have cost me 360 odd quid!!! i wasnt a happy bunny! It is pure pants here, but i get just over 3weeks leave starting 10th Dec woooooohhooooooooooooooooooo xxxx

      2 weeks ago
    • Woggy
      luv Woggy

      i ken! wot a waste o coin at fifa wiz!
      gona hev til get pro evo tho! missin ma footy and sick o last years 1 now!

      4 weeks ago
    • Richard Davidson
      luv Richard Davidson

      alright Bar (rich here)

      Your sis must have hijacked my account again. Everytime we ve been to the bingo the money is serous. They have 3 page books and 8 page books on a sunday night. tends to be £10 to £15 a line, £20 to £40 for 2 lines and between £200 - £400 a full house. The national is on everynight and is like £250 for a full house (local) £2500 (regional) and above £20k (national). Its worth going. Last 2 times i ve been i ve been down to 1 no waiting on £200 for a house. Alas won hee haw so far.
      take care mate, oh aye whats with sharing this love malarky, im guessing its for your sis and not man love for me lmao
      Cheers
      R

      5 weeks ago
    • Woggy
      luv Woggy

      sayin now bud? u get fifa 10 yet, i bought it last nite but dinae fukin lek it! waste o money lek!
      pro evo til i die!!!! ha ha!

      5 weeks ago
    • Richard Davidson
      luv Richard Davidson

      Hey wee bro!
      How are ya? U up to anyfin this weekend?
      I was at the bingo last night - won nufin :-( however someone on the table next to us won 23K!!!!!
      Just havin a quiet weekend.
      C.x

      5 weeks ago
    • Woggy
      luv Woggy

      ats no fun bud!
      hink jamie an gillian r headin til it aswell lek an leeanne an hulk, shud b a good laf lek an a cheap nite oot!
      yee ken u want 2!

      6 weeks ago
    • Woggy
      luv Woggy

      crack now bud?
      u goin til e dance in e hall on sat?

      6 weeks ago
    • Michelle Brunton
      Michelle Brunton

      happy belated pirate day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


      I go on final exercise tommorow, get back on friday and then i have one week left here!! Crazy huh. Feel pretty sad about leaving like.
      Got 10days off before i start my trade training, so let the drinking games begin muuhahahaha xxx

      7 weeks ago
    • PIRATES
      PIRATES

      It be talk like a pirate day, aaarrrgghh

      9 weeks ago
    • Woggy
      luv Woggy

      i ken, soon b xmas/new year drinkin tho!
      old firm on sunday e 4th! hev til get blazin efter we beat at fannies lek!
      hail hail!

      9 weeks ago
    • Woggy
      Woggy

      sayin now bud? wiz yee oot at e wknd? any banter?
      i hed a quiet 1 4 a change lek?xx

      10 weeks ago
    • Angus Mackay
      Angus Mackay

      I meant drinkin, Im goin oot on Sat night. Hopin to get out fishing on Mon afternoon but thats no good to ye guys coz yer at work.

      10 weeks ago
    • Angus Mackay
      Angus Mackay

      Aye yer right, after September it usually turns shit up at Scrabster. You will get the odd day of flat calm but keninng when there gona be is e problem. I thought gettin 12 bodies for something like that wid be impossible- too many say yes then at the last minute, something comes up but thats life. I was only oot once on e boat last month for 3 hours so we were at the creels & fished for a wee bit . Finding the time & weather now is the problem. You goin oot this weekend?

      10 weeks ago