Bryan
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Male, 19,
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- from round d brown
- In a Relationship
- Member since: November 2005
- www.bebo.com/Da_Bryan_Fella
- Tagline
- Wash your balls
- Me, Myself, and I
- I didn't eat that pancake.
... and these are P Diddy's kids; P Diddy Mini, P Poofy Bite-size, and Poppa Diddy Diddy Puff Fun-size
Crowley section:
"Wasn't it her birthday last year??"
"Is she fluent in Australian?"
"He looks like one of those fat people that got fat by eatin'"
"Are these nice?" - Crowley askin about the pizza, after taking a bite...
"What was that film with the ball Wilson in it? ... Saving Private Ryan?"
"Man how many smokes do you have??"
"Enough why?"
"Can I borrow some off ya? I've only got eight?"
"They're pure Rainbow Six sandwiches"
"Is there paper in that printer?" - Crowley, while looking at the pages in the printer.
"Ah Pierce Brosnan, he was a deadly Batman"
"Did James Bond play chess??"
"I didn't even hear about it"
Crowley: "Neither did I, me ma told me"
"...So ya did hear about it..."
Crowley: "Did ya see that new film?"
Me: "Yeah"
Crowley: "Deadly isn't it?"
- Music
- "If a composer could say what he had to say in words he would not bother trying to say it in music."
- Pulse
- I go there. It's deadly. Go there.
- Wacken 08
- wash your balls, Il box your head in, see you ya fucking cunt, what are ya doing daft cunt theres tigers out there, hey horse my fucking tent, id be angry if it was my tent but il break your face if ya talk to me like that again, is she good to the lads?, titen rouse, we're all going to heaven lads waaaaayyyy, I would only rap a steel pole round her head, wheres me bit of sex?, get a fucking round in ya cunt, your bird is a filthy cunt, brian murphy when the girl says no molest her, na na na way hay wash your balls, waa kack, where me fucking shoe, pissy feet, waaaaayy sexy lady, who threw the bottle at the audi, your ma's on the game, bruce where's liamo, kick racism out of metal, watch me butter, you guys are some desperate dudes, I fucking love model trains, KKKAAAHHHNN, you wouldnt beleave it some fool is after getting ectasy in me cocaine, its a boy, if sleep is metal i am the most metal man alive
- Lawlor
- "I got the hardest boner of me life the other day, saw some pregnant bird at the bus stop, proper 9 months on like. Pregnant birds are pure sexy, not to have sex with or anythin, id just caress them n all, maybe let them wank me or somethin" - Lawlor on Pregnant Women. "I was tryna imagine doin her but I kept thinkin of Crowleys face." - Lawlor on the bird in the chipper.
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- "Ever since oxygen I've had such a sausage craving" - Ciara Glover in the chipper at 3am
- A little about Me
- I smoke, I drink, I'm terrible at loan repayments, and unemployment aint doin me any favours. I can't get out of bed. I'm impotent, riddled with AIDS and Hep, but don't mind sharing my problems with friends. I relate everything in real-life to the simpsons. I'm lazy. I'm never on time. I sing songs, badly. I wait til last minute to do anything. I believe that hard work pays off in later life, but doing nothing pays off now. I'm a cunt. I can't get the hang of textin people back, and I write bebo columns about my bad habits when I should be working. Bye
- Blondie
- The only thing crying ever accomplished was makin me wet, and not even in the good way.
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Things to do in a lift...
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
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DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
23) FART when there's only one other passenger in the lift and say "It wasn't me"0 Comments 625 days
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Do the bastardin thing!
WHAT WOULD U DO IF:
1.I commited suicide?
2.I said I liked u?
3.I kissed u?
4.I lived next door to u?
5.I was hospitalised?
6.I ran away from home?
7.I asked u to marry me?
8.I asked u to sleep wi me?
1.Who are you?.......
2. Are we friends?........
3. When and how did we meet?........
4. Do you hav a crush on me?.........
5. Give me a nikname and explain why?........
6. Describe me in 1 word........
7. what was ur first impression ov me?.......
8. do u still tink the same?......
9. What reminds u ov me?.....
10. If you could giv me anything wot wod it b?......
11. How well do u no me?......
12. Whens the last tym u saw me?.....
13. Eva wanted 2 tell me sumthing u couldnt?......
14. Are you goin 2 put dis on ur blog and c wot i say about u?.....
***u mite ave 2 copy+paste it into2difo comments if it2long..tanks***
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it does them both here... at the same time.... hahahaha! unlike florida
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