Howdy bow, I did say I was going to write you a story due to the whole ‘ write A friend story’ mix up, stupid idiots, my idea was so much better how cool would it be if everyone on your friend list had to write you a story? That’s right you know it! ...getting to the point I am now going to write you a story … though I wasn’t sure whether to write it publicly or not I wasn’t sure on how I felt about everybody else reading how weird I can be at times and then I thought f*ck it do I really like half of these people anyways and the answer was definitely not one of ‘em! Well hmmm there are the odd few I guess! So again point being I AM going to share my story with all of you. Now all I have to do is make one up on the spot, how hard can it be right I have got a great imagination! Wish me luck, here goes …. (Watch out for your names btw) …

Once up on a time there was an ikle angel called bow she was a daughter of a very rich man, named woodhouse, only he was very very evil. Although they lived in a big castle and had servants bow would still have to cook and clean for everyone, which sucked because she was a veggie and they ate a whole lot off meat, so well you know you can imagine. Woodhouse was a slave driver he worked her to the bone dusk till dawn scrubbing every inch of his … palace. Not only was that bad enough but she had two very taunting meanie sisters the eldest and fattest was named Sparda and the middle child the spotty one was named elder Kay – I know strange family huh? Obviously making bow the youngest ( the little ones always get picked on huh this is a lesson to all you veggies eat meat and you’ll grow big and strong making you the bully and not the victim ) so anyways back to the story,
Sparda and Kay would taunt bow every hour of everyday dancing around her like monkeys on speed. Bow had tried everything she had spiked their food, paid a hit man to kill her father but there was a mix up and the hit man killed fleshy instead! Uh big loss we were all very sad. So as I was saying she had even tried to committed suicide but she forgot the chair and just stood on the floor for a while with a rope around her neck – the pretty ones are never very smart. So she was kinda stuck she had not option but to just put up with it and hope that some day she would be rescued but some big hair handsome male with a whole load of cock to come and save her!
It was the 19th of erm lets say June and the royal masquerade ball was held every yr on the erm 21st was due and bow had never received and invite though every yr she would hope that one day she would by pure forgetfulness the may send her one, she would swoosh about for hours sweeping the flood looking like a complete idiot dancing with her broom and might ii add constantly falling over it! Mid after noon on the 20th Sparda and Kay were choosing outfits for the ball bow had to take all the horrid measurements and watch them squeeze into the loveliest dresses there was fat spilling everywhere zip0s pinging material tear and of course it was all bows fault, woodhouse stood in the back ground standing proud and looking on at this terrifying site just to get a mention in the story – it had been a while I guess. Secretly when the other sisters had chosen their outfits and had disappeared for the night she tried on one of the dresses and again started to dance around singing - it was the circus tune but she wasn’t to know huh? Suddenly she tripped over her dress and fell straight into the mirror and smashed it and as to her surprise a fairy popped out she was very stunning the most beautiful thing bow had ever seen she went weak at the knees and dribbled uncontrollably. The fairy smacked her around the jaws with her reinforced steel wand ‘wake up child, f*cking pull yourself together’ she said in the most angelic voice ‘my names miss s and I’m here to permit you to go to the ball’ bow hoped up and did this strange lil victory dance the fairy

A - AVAILABLE: Half Taken lol
B - BIRTHDAY: August 24th
C - CRUSH: Nope
D - DOG'S NAME: Tess
E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO ABOUT STUFF: No1 atm
F - FAVORITE BAND: Oooooo loads
G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORM: Bears
H - HOMETOWN: Basingstoke
I - INSTRUMENT: Guitar
J - JUGGLE: Badly
K - KILLED SOMEONE: No
L - LONGEST BUS/CAR RIDE: Err 10hrs
N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: 1, my bro jon
M - MOVIE LAST WATCHED: She's the man
O - ONE WISH: If I told it wldnt come true!
P - PERSON WHO CALLED ME LAST: Holz
Q - (",)
R - REASON TO SMILE: Miss S
S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD: Move along - All american rejects
T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: 12 (I went 2 sleep at 5 tho!)
U - UNKNOWN FACT ABOUT ME: Duno if its unknown!
V - VEGETABLE YOU HATE: Sprouts
W - WORST HABIT: Duno
X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: None
Y - NUMBER OF CONTACTS ON BEBO: Avnt got a clue
Z - ZODIAC SIGN: Virgo

FAKE FRiENDS ... Never ask for food.
REAl FRiENDS ... are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRiENDS ...Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAl FRiENDS ...Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRiENDS ...bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAl FRiENDS ...Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!
FAKE FRiENDS ...never seen you cry.
REAl FRiENDS ...cry with you
FAKE FRiENDS ...Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAl FRiENDS ...keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRiENDS ...know a few things about you.
REAl FRiENDS ...Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRiENDS ...Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAl FRiENDS ...Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE FRiENDS ...Would knock on your front door.
REAl FRiENDS ...Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FAKE FRiENDS ...Are for awhile.
REAl FRiENDS ...Are for life.
FAKE FRiENDS ...Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAl FRiENDS ...Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say
"Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste shit."
FAKE FRiENDS ...will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAl FRiENDS ...Will knock them the fuck out
FAKE FRIENDS ...Will read this.
REAL FRIENDS ...Will steal this, just like i did