1. Name: erin
2. Nicknames: erser! whore(laughter lounge staff came up wit that one) and wifey!
3. Birthday: 19th March 1984
4. Place of Birth: Dublin
5. Zodiac Sign: pisces
6. Male or Female: female
7. Grade: not in one??
8. School: finished
9. Occupation: laughter lounge stuff
10.Residence: dublin


Your Appearance
12. Hair Colour: brown
13. Hair Length: short
14. Eye color: blue
15. Weight:no ones business!
16. Height: bou 5ft 11
17. Braces?: niente
18. Glasses?: wished i needed them!
19. Piercings: one on the ear
20. Tattoos:2!
21. Righty or Lefty: leftie

Your 'Firsts'

22. First best friend: bonnie! now engaged and pregnant man i need to catch up!
23. First Award: whats an award?
24. First Sport You Joined: basketball - me and emma rocked
25. First pet: misty - i'll never forget you!
26. First Real Vacation: ibiza! i'll never forget you either!
27. First Concert: coolio oh yes - or abba in my mammys belly
28. First Love: emma and always will be!

Favorites

29. Movie: The big lebowski and yes the dude always abides
30. TV programme: family guy
31. Color: red
32. Rapper: god no !
33. Band: daft punk / arcade fire
34. Song Right Now: daft punk alive = whole album
35. Friends: mooney, laura, les, ailbhe, karen, caoimhe and whoever in pub thurs nite
36. Sweet: niente
37. Sport to Play: i dont have a penis
38. Restuarant: zaytoons!
39. Favorite brand: whatever i can afford
40. Store: spar!
41. School Subject: biology
42. Animal: dogs
43. Book: crime and punishment, east of eden, thomas covenant chronicles
44. Magazine: niente
45. Shoes: my lvans

Currently

46. Feeling: work is poo
47. Single or Taken?: single
48. Have a crush: 10!
49. Eating: vanilla yoghurt and fresh blueberries quite randomly
50. Drinking: coors light and then a nibble of jack
51. Typing: yes
52. Online?: must be
53. Listening To: history channel cos bro wont change
54. Thinking About: history channel is quite interesting
55. Wanting To: start studying history
56. Watching: its quite obvious by now
57. Wearing: pj's!

Your Future

58. Want Kids?: yes
59. Want to be Married? mite
60. Careers in Mind: event management or pro bum
61. Where do you want to live: still decinding
62. Car: too dangerous so i am

Which is Better With The Opposite Sex

63. Hair color: dark
64. Hair length: normal
65. Eye colour: dark blue
66. Measurments: slim but gooooood shoulders and hariy chest!!
67. Cute or Sexy: sexy
68. Lips or Eyes: eyes
70. Short or Tall: taller than me!
71. Easygoing or serious: easygoin
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: both
73. Fatty or Skinny: cuddly!
74. Sensitive or Loud: both if possible!
75. Hook-up or Relationship: relationship
76. Sweet or Caring: sweet
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: troublemaker

Have you ever

78. Kissed a Stranger: who hasn't??
79. Had Alcohol: im drunk right now
80. Smokedne day ill quit......
81. Ran Away From Home: been trying to for years!
82. Broken a bone: not yet
83. Got an X-ray: same as above
84. Been with someone: yeh
85. Broken Someones Heart: nah
86. Broke Up With Someone: yeh
87. Cried When Someone Died: oh yes!
88. Cried At School: haha never

Do You Believe In

89. God: maybe
90. Miracles: yep
91. Love At First sight: i dont know
92. Ghosts: yep
93. Aliens: nope
94. Soul Mates: hmmmmm
95. Heaven: id like to think so but not sure...
96. Hell: if theres a heaven..
97. Angels: yep
98. Kissing on The First Date: beeds to be done!
99. Horoscopes: meh

Answer Truthfully

100. Is There Someone You Want But You no u cant hav them: I can have anyone i want!!!

1* star hangover

No pain. no real feeling of illness. You slept in your own bed and when you woke up there were no traffic cones in there with you.

You are still able to function relatively well on the energy stored up from all those vodka and Red Bulls.

However, you can drink 10 bottles of water and still feel as parched as the Sahara.

Even vegetarians are craving a Cheeseburger and a bag of fries.


2** star hangover

No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay but you have the attention span and mental capacity of a stapler.

The coffee you hug to try and remain focused is only exacerbating your rumbling gut, which is craving a full English breakfast.

Although you have a nice demeanour about the office, you are costing your employer valuable money because all you really can handle is some light filing, followed by aimlessly surfing the net and writing junk e-mails.


3*** star hangover

Slight headache. Stomach feels crap. You are definitely a space cadet and not so productive.

Anytime a girl or lad walks by you gag because the perfume/aftershave reminds you of the random gin shots you did with your alcoholic friends after the bouncer kicked you out at 1:45 am.

Life would be better right now if you were in your bed with a kebab and a litre of coke watching daytime TV.

You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 6 chicken nuggets and a litre of diet coke yet you haven't peed once.





4**** star hangover

You have lost the will to live. Your head is throbbing and you can't speak too quickly or else you might spew.

Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and has given you a lecture for reeking of booze.

You wore nice clothes, but you smell of socks, and you can't hide the fact that you (depending on your gender) either missed an oh-so crucial spot shaving, or, it looks like you put your make-up on while riding the dodgems.

Your teeth have their own individual sweaters. Your eyes look like one big vein and your hairstyle makes you look like a reject from a second-grade class circa 1976.

You would give a weeks pay for one of the following - home time, a cheeseburger and somewhere to be alone, or a Time Machine so you could go back and NOT have gone out the night before.

You scare small children in the street just by walking past them.


5***** star hangover

You have a second heartbeat in your head, which is actually annoying the employee who sits next to you.

Vodka vapour is seeping out of every pore and making you dizzy.

You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth.

Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva, so your tongue is suffocating you.

You'd cry but that would take the last drop of moisture left in your body.

Death seems pretty good right now. Your boss doesn't even get mad at you and your co-workers think that your dog just died because you look so pathetic. You should have called in sick because, let's face it, all you can manage to do is breathe ..... very gently.


6****** star hangover

You arrive home and climb into bed.

Sleep comes instantly, as you were fighting it all the way home in the taxi.

You get about 2 hours sleep until the noises inside your head wake you up.

You notice that your bed has been cleared for take off and is flying relentlessly around the room.

No matter what you do you now, you're going to chuck.

You stumble out of bed and now find that your room is in a yacht under full sail.

After walking along the skirting boards on alternating walls knocking off all the pictures, you find the toilet.

If you are lucky you will remember to lift the lid before you spontaneously explode and wake the whole house up with your impersonation of walrus mating calls.

You sit there on the floor in your undies, cuddling the only friend in the world you have left (the toilet), randomly continuing to make the walrus noises, sp

A Paddy walking through a field sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand.


The Paddy shouts "Na ol an t-uisce, ta sé lan de chac bo" (Don't drink the water, it's full of cowshit.)


The man shouts back "I'm English, speak English, I don't understand you".


The Paddy shouts back "Use both hands, you'll get more in."