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- Me, Myself, and I
- Lifes good at moment, quite happy just now.
Working away with Hamilton Brothers Ltd in Bishopton saving pennies.
Still helping out at our farms when i can.
Been catching up with friends a lot recently.
Been to Islay on holidays with some mates and to visit some friends.
Go my car... may change it in the future so watch this space~
Secretary of Bute young farmers, so kept quite busy.
Want to know anythin else text me or add me on
Young Farmers are like Eggs - Either Smashed or Getting Laid!!
*^Calum Bell R.I.P 1988-2008^
- The Other Half Of Me
She is old, TWENTY!!!!!
- If in doubt...Flat out!!!
If theres grip...Let her Rip!!!
Steer with the rear!!!
Always need a good car - current car Fiesta Zetec S 1.6 TDCI
- Do not Forget...
- CAUSE ACCIDENTS,
ACIDENTS IN THE BACK SEAT CAUSE KIDS!!!
- Football - Mon the Gers, swimming an goin running or 2 the gym wen a get time!
- Scared Of
- Traffic Cops+TRAFFIC WARDENS.
- Happiest When
- Out with mates. Driving bout in ma car, quad or pick-up! Visiting friends or things that i like. On the mainland at YF dances etc. Beleive it or not, don't mind wen at work either
- Any decent dance tunes, Tinchy Stryder, Scooter, Basshunter!
- Sєx is a sєиsation, causєd bч tєmptation, a guч sticks his location in a girls dєstiиation, to iиcrєasє population, for thє иєxt gєиєration, do чou gєt mч єxplaиation or do чou иєєd a dєmoиstratioи ? ? ? ?
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- How well do you know Butemeister? 11 Taken
1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll
invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal
position and scream.."NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then
yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go,
1 Comment 252 weeks
1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE U HUMP
2. BEFORE U ATTACK HER, WRAP YOUR WHACKER
3. DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YOUR WILLY
4. WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YOUR SPOUT
5. DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YOUR BONER
6. YOU CANT GO WRONG, IF U SHIELD YOUR DONG
7. IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT.
8. IF U THINK SHE'S SPUNKY, COVER YOUR MONKEY
9. IF U SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE
10. IT WILL BE SWEETER IF U WRAP YOUR PETER
11. SHE WONT GET SICK IF U WRAP YOUR DICK
12. IF U GO IN TO HEAT, PACKAGE YOUR MEAT
13. WHILE YR UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YOUR PENIS
14. WHEN U TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, SLIP UP YOUR TROUSER MOUSE
15. ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YOUR MEMBER
16. NEVER,NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER
17. DONT BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YOUR TOOL
18. THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YOUR ERECTION
19. WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL
20. A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER
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You can only answer yes or no to all these!!! Copy n Paste onto ur bebo and fill in ur own answers
1. Taken a picture naked? No
2. Painted your room? Yes
3. Made out with a member of the same sex? No
4. Drove a car? Yes an crahed 1 as wel lol
5. Danced in front of your mirror? Yes
6. Have a crush? Yes
7. Stole money from friend? No
8. Gotten in a car with people you just met? No
9. Been in a fist fight? Yes
10. Snuck out of your house? Yes plenty of times lol
11. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? Yes
12. Been arrested? No
13. Made out with a stranger? No bt being at Oatridge u dnt no wit ul do e susan lol
14. Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? Yes
15. Left your house with out telling your parents? Yes
16. Had a crush on your neighbour? No
17. Ditched school to do something more fun? Yes
18. Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? No
19. Seen someone die? No close to but!
20. Been on a plane? Yes
21. Kissed a picture? Yes
22. Slept in until 3? Yes
23. Love someone or miss someone right now? Yes
24. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? Yes
25. Made a snow angel? Yes
26. Played dress up? No
27. Cheated while playing a game? Yes
28. Been lonely? Yes
29. Fallen asleep at work/school? Yes
30. Been to a club? Yes down in livingston and edinburgh
31. Felt an earthquake? No
32. Touched a snake? Yes
33. Ran a red light? Yes (bt they weren't workin!!! a dnt fink lol!)
34. Been suspended from school? No
35. Had detention? Yes
36. Been in a car accident? YES
37. Hated the way you look? Yes
38. Witnessed a crime? No if da police ask ll
39. Pole danced? No
40. Been lost? Yes
41. Been to the opposite side of the country? Yes
42. Felt like dying? No
43. Cried yourself to sleep? Yes
44. Sang karaoke? Yes
45. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yes
46. Laughed till some kinda beverage came out of your nose? Yes
47. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes
48. Kissed in the rain? Yes
49. Sing in the shower? Yes
50. Made love in a park? No not yet
51. Had a dream that you married someone? Yes
52. Glued your hand to something? No
53. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? No
54. Ever gone to school partially naked? No
55. Been a cheerleader? No
56. Sat on a roof top? Yes
57. Didn't take a shower for a week? No
58. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? Yes
59. Played chicken? Yes
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